Post by b3rt77 on Apr 29, 2007 22:21:01 GMT -5
Scene opens in the American Airlines Arena in Miami Florida the Arena is full of people in anticipation for the PPV you can her the screams of joy and the chants throughout the arena. a chant that you can hear more than others are the Ritalin chants echoing over all the other chants going on. and out of nowhere "Devil is a loser" By Lordi hits and the fans are on there feet for the Next Gen Champ. and from behind the curtain Ritalin leaps out with a same smirk he's always got on wearing light blue faded jeans with a white beater and an all black Miami Heat fitted hat with black Nikes on and his Next Gen title around his waist. he stand on the middle of the stage for a moment then spread his arms wide as Purple and Red fireworks shoot down from the ceiling crisscrossing each other, they shoot out for about six seconds then they stop and Ritalin stares at all his fans that came to see him. he then starts walking down the ramp, about half way down he jumps to the side and slaps hands with a couple fans the gets back on the ramp and runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. he gets right to his feet and unstrap's his title from his waist and carries it to the far turnbuckle as he climbs to the middle rope and has both hands on the title and raises it above his head and at that moment camera flashes light up almost the entire arena after a few seconds he brings his title down and hops off the turnbuckle. he asks one of the workers outside of the ring for a microphone after he gets it he then walks to the middle of the ring and looks around for a moment before speaking.
Ritalin:
WOW man...I have to say that its great to be here in Miami Florida.
With those words he entire arena again begins to chant his name and scream for there favorite superstar Ritalin.
Ritalin:
And you know my dad lives somewhere down here...but whatever he's an asshole! I didn't come out here to talk about my dad, I came out here someone who got there ass beat by there dad while he was drunk out of his mind...yes I mean Jake Xavier.
The crowd boos as they hear that incredibly gay name as they begin to chant "EMO BITCH!". and you can see Ritalin in the ring laughing.
Ritalin:
Yeah he is just a tad bit emo but that besides the point. I came out here to see who you people want to win the three stages of hell match for my Next Gen Title. But I think by your expressions towards Xavier just a moment ago I wont even go around and ask.
At that moment Before I forget by Slipknot hits the P.A and the crowd begins to Boo and chant "Emo Bitch" as they anticipate Jake Xavier to come to the ring...or so they thought. after a few seconds of the music playing a midget wearing Jake Xavier's wrestling attire comes down to the ring. as the midget climbs the stairs and gets in the ring Ritalin is laughing his ass off along with the rest of the audience. The midget gets in the ring and walks to the far side and gets a microphone from a worker outside the ring. he then walks to the middle of the ring and glares at Ritalin with a look of pure hatred.
Ritalin:
Holy crap...it's a mini Jake...wow I didn't know Glass and Jake could reproduce that fast together....they must fuck like jack rabbits or something huh?
Ritalin almost bends over backwards laughing.
Mini Jake:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ritalin:
Oh....mini Jake's got a bit of a mouth on him huh?
Mini Jake snaps back quickly with answer.
Mini Jake:
FUCK YOU!
Ritalin:
Wow your just like big Jake...you only know like one word...fuck...cant say anything without that word huh? I mean its like you talk like a sixteen year old kid or something.
Mini Jake has a confused expression on his face.
Mini Jake:
Well your friend Prozac told me to come out and act like Jake and everything i seen him in alls he really says is "fuck" so I just figured...
Ritalin quickly interrupts the Mini Jake
Ritalin:
You know what...just go to your room...I'll deal with you later.
The midget gets out of the ring and walks backstage staring at the ground in disappointment.
Ritalin:
That's one thing that he got right...that's exactly what Jake Xavier will look like after our match...just staring at the ground in disappointment...cause he knows he came here tonight with no gold around his waist and that's exactly how he's leaving.
Scene fades with those last words the crowd goes crazy and is back on there feet as the Next Gen champ just drops the microphone in the middle of the ring gets out and walks backstage.
Ritalin:
WOW man...I have to say that its great to be here in Miami Florida.
With those words he entire arena again begins to chant his name and scream for there favorite superstar Ritalin.
Ritalin:
And you know my dad lives somewhere down here...but whatever he's an asshole! I didn't come out here to talk about my dad, I came out here someone who got there ass beat by there dad while he was drunk out of his mind...yes I mean Jake Xavier.
The crowd boos as they hear that incredibly gay name as they begin to chant "EMO BITCH!". and you can see Ritalin in the ring laughing.
Ritalin:
Yeah he is just a tad bit emo but that besides the point. I came out here to see who you people want to win the three stages of hell match for my Next Gen Title. But I think by your expressions towards Xavier just a moment ago I wont even go around and ask.
At that moment Before I forget by Slipknot hits the P.A and the crowd begins to Boo and chant "Emo Bitch" as they anticipate Jake Xavier to come to the ring...or so they thought. after a few seconds of the music playing a midget wearing Jake Xavier's wrestling attire comes down to the ring. as the midget climbs the stairs and gets in the ring Ritalin is laughing his ass off along with the rest of the audience. The midget gets in the ring and walks to the far side and gets a microphone from a worker outside the ring. he then walks to the middle of the ring and glares at Ritalin with a look of pure hatred.
Ritalin:
Holy crap...it's a mini Jake...wow I didn't know Glass and Jake could reproduce that fast together....they must fuck like jack rabbits or something huh?
Ritalin almost bends over backwards laughing.
Mini Jake:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ritalin:
Oh....mini Jake's got a bit of a mouth on him huh?
Mini Jake snaps back quickly with answer.
Mini Jake:
FUCK YOU!
Ritalin:
Wow your just like big Jake...you only know like one word...fuck...cant say anything without that word huh? I mean its like you talk like a sixteen year old kid or something.
Mini Jake has a confused expression on his face.
Mini Jake:
Well your friend Prozac told me to come out and act like Jake and everything i seen him in alls he really says is "fuck" so I just figured...
Ritalin quickly interrupts the Mini Jake
Ritalin:
You know what...just go to your room...I'll deal with you later.
The midget gets out of the ring and walks backstage staring at the ground in disappointment.
Ritalin:
That's one thing that he got right...that's exactly what Jake Xavier will look like after our match...just staring at the ground in disappointment...cause he knows he came here tonight with no gold around his waist and that's exactly how he's leaving.
Scene fades with those last words the crowd goes crazy and is back on there feet as the Next Gen champ just drops the microphone in the middle of the ring gets out and walks backstage.