Post by b3rt77 on Apr 26, 2007 21:58:48 GMT -5
Scene opens at the American Airlines Arena in Miami Florida and the crowd is pumped for the upcoming matches at Aftermath especially the three Stages of Hell match between the current Next Gen champ Ritalin and the challenger Jake Xavier. The camera scans the whole crowd and then moves to the titantron, on the titantron is somewhere backstage and all of a sudden the mission impossible theme song hits. You can see Ritalin and Prozac wearing all black tech suits straight swat style with belts on that have a bunch of tools on them Prozac is wearing night vision goggles even though the lights are on, it probably hurts his eyes but he doesn't seem to care, and Ritalin is wearing black paint lines under his eyes...he doesn't know why he just thinks its cool. The way the camera is positioned its looking down the hall at The Meds they are rolling around on the ground and walking up against the wall. They reach a door and Ritalin puts his hand out towards Prozac and Prozac hands Ritalin an M-80. Ritalin positions it on the door and lights it then they both run away and you can hear Ritalin scream "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" as the door blows right off the hinges they run towards the room and roll in like idiots. the camera cant see inside the room but everyone can hear a lot of banging and things breaking...after a few seconds Prozac comes limping out holding his stomach. He leans on the frame of the door and looks on the inside wall and flips the light switch. Prozac walks back in and is followed by the camera only to see that the room is in fact Jake Xavier's locker room you see around all the broken property and as you look over to Ritalin he is hanging by a hook on a wall by his underwear and swinging his arms like a mad man.
Ritalin:
GET ME DOWN!
Ritalin is struggling relentlessly. Prozac limps over to him, grabs him by the sides and lifts in up off the hook then puts him down on his feet.
Prozac:
You ok?
Ritalin:
Damn...that ripped my underwear.....can I sue him for that?
Prozac:
I don't think so seeing as we broke into his locker room.
Ritalin:
Oh...that's true anyway's lets just do this....I'm hungry.
Prozac takes his goggles off and turns to let Ritalin reach into his backpack. Ritalin pulls out four cans of red and purple spray paint and then begin to...."decorate" Xavier's walls. Ritalin sprays " YOU SUCK EGGS!" and "THE MEDS RULE." in giant letters while Prozac is spraying a circle around a poster of Jake with an arrow pointing towards him and writes "EMO BITCH!". The two take a few steps back and admire there handy work as they are about to walk out of the room Ritalin turns to write one more thing on the wall. he shakes the can of paint and writes "THE DARKNESS WILL ENGULF ME??? THE DARKNESS CAN BLOW ME!". After that they walk out of the room quickly. As they continue to walk down the hall they see Thor's locker room and the door is wide open with nobody in there...so they look at each other and nod. They throw the spy equipment and the spray paint in the room and walk away whistling. They continue walking through the halls and head to the stage to go to the ring. On the P. A. "Move" starts to play and the crowd goes crazy in anticipation for The Meds. They walk threw the curtain and a "Meds" chant forms. They make there way to the ring with the biggest smiles you would ever seen. They have the guys working outside the ring hand them a microphone and the song fades and Ritalin begins to speak.
Ritalin:
WOW! Thor I cant imagin how you would do that to poor ol' Jake Xavier.
Prozac:
Yeah man that's terrible.
The Med's chant is replaced by laughter.
Ritalin:
But anyway's lets forget all that for now and lets talk about the match for the Next Gen Title. It's a three Stages Of Hell Match...the first match will be a Submission match...second match will be a Steel Cage match and the third...if it goes that far which I doubt it will...but if it does it will be a good ol' fashion Ladder match.
The crowd begins to chant "Ritalin" and Ritalin laughs to himself.
Ritalin
Now I got to say...that sounds like a money match right there. But I have to say...and this is directly to Xavier. I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU! You have been going around a lot calling me and my partner Prozac here lovers and shit like that....now do I need to bring back that picture of Glass fucking the shit out of you? Didn't think so. anyway's can't you come up with other stuff than calling me gay? Like seriously that's what I call you...so come up with your own insults.
Prozac:
He will never learn anyway forget all that lets talk about some other matches...like the HELLFIRE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH!
The crowd cheers because that is one match to look out for.
Prozac
This is the match that I will win my championship back from Glass...but its not just me and Glass in that match its also Thor, Rachel, Calaz and Corporal Punishment.
Ritalin:
If you lose...I will give you the worst titty twister you've ever seen.
Prozac:
I'm not going to lose.
Ritalin:
Good. So anyway's I've said about all I needed to say so we'll leave it at that....and Xavier....see you soon.
Scene fades with "Move hitting the P. A. again and Ritalin and Prozac getting out of the ring and heading up the ramp and backstage with the crowd on their feet.
Ritalin:
GET ME DOWN!
Ritalin is struggling relentlessly. Prozac limps over to him, grabs him by the sides and lifts in up off the hook then puts him down on his feet.
Prozac:
You ok?
Ritalin:
Damn...that ripped my underwear.....can I sue him for that?
Prozac:
I don't think so seeing as we broke into his locker room.
Ritalin:
Oh...that's true anyway's lets just do this....I'm hungry.
Prozac takes his goggles off and turns to let Ritalin reach into his backpack. Ritalin pulls out four cans of red and purple spray paint and then begin to...."decorate" Xavier's walls. Ritalin sprays " YOU SUCK EGGS!" and "THE MEDS RULE." in giant letters while Prozac is spraying a circle around a poster of Jake with an arrow pointing towards him and writes "EMO BITCH!". The two take a few steps back and admire there handy work as they are about to walk out of the room Ritalin turns to write one more thing on the wall. he shakes the can of paint and writes "THE DARKNESS WILL ENGULF ME??? THE DARKNESS CAN BLOW ME!". After that they walk out of the room quickly. As they continue to walk down the hall they see Thor's locker room and the door is wide open with nobody in there...so they look at each other and nod. They throw the spy equipment and the spray paint in the room and walk away whistling. They continue walking through the halls and head to the stage to go to the ring. On the P. A. "Move" starts to play and the crowd goes crazy in anticipation for The Meds. They walk threw the curtain and a "Meds" chant forms. They make there way to the ring with the biggest smiles you would ever seen. They have the guys working outside the ring hand them a microphone and the song fades and Ritalin begins to speak.
Ritalin:
WOW! Thor I cant imagin how you would do that to poor ol' Jake Xavier.
Prozac:
Yeah man that's terrible.
The Med's chant is replaced by laughter.
Ritalin:
But anyway's lets forget all that for now and lets talk about the match for the Next Gen Title. It's a three Stages Of Hell Match...the first match will be a Submission match...second match will be a Steel Cage match and the third...if it goes that far which I doubt it will...but if it does it will be a good ol' fashion Ladder match.
The crowd begins to chant "Ritalin" and Ritalin laughs to himself.
Ritalin
Now I got to say...that sounds like a money match right there. But I have to say...and this is directly to Xavier. I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU! You have been going around a lot calling me and my partner Prozac here lovers and shit like that....now do I need to bring back that picture of Glass fucking the shit out of you? Didn't think so. anyway's can't you come up with other stuff than calling me gay? Like seriously that's what I call you...so come up with your own insults.
Prozac:
He will never learn anyway forget all that lets talk about some other matches...like the HELLFIRE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH!
The crowd cheers because that is one match to look out for.
Prozac
This is the match that I will win my championship back from Glass...but its not just me and Glass in that match its also Thor, Rachel, Calaz and Corporal Punishment.
Ritalin:
If you lose...I will give you the worst titty twister you've ever seen.
Prozac:
I'm not going to lose.
Ritalin:
Good. So anyway's I've said about all I needed to say so we'll leave it at that....and Xavier....see you soon.
Scene fades with "Move hitting the P. A. again and Ritalin and Prozac getting out of the ring and heading up the ramp and backstage with the crowd on their feet.