Post by rkoreborn on Feb 17, 2007 9:34:52 GMT -5
The Real Knocuout
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"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
Vincent T. Lombardi
Every story has its heroes, and every story has its cowards. Coach Lombardi made it very clear as to who the winners and who the losers are in life...those that want it more than anything else will end up getting what they desire, and those that haphazardly go about their business will end up thinking "what if" for the rest of their life. It doesn't matter if you are the strongest man in the building, of if you are the smartest man in the building. What matters is if you really desire for the victory more than your enemy, then you will win. How else can you explain the Jets beating the Colts in Super Bowl 3? How else can you explain our own American team being triumphant over the Soviets in '80? Do you really think that if they played that game again, that we would actually win, and win the way we did? Thats the point; it doesn't matter how much you lose during your course, as long as you want to win the big one, and you want to succeed in the end, you will win. Today, however, in RKO's mind, the exception to the rule is when he will face Prozac at St. Valentines Day Massacre. RKO believes that no measure of will can help Prozac even stand a chance against the legend that is RKO...
RKO is enjoying his new home in South Beach, and rollin in his new BMW, all courtesy of his old "rival" Makaveli. Life is indeed good for the new XVI Xtreme Champion, as the belt he once held in WCXF is now his once again. Not only that, but he gets to have his wish at St. Valentines Day Massacre...a ladder match with the bum who tried to make a point, Prozac. RKO realizes that Prozac is a new guy, and that Prozac thinks the best way to make an impact is to go after the champion and make a name for yourself. However, what Prozac didn't realize is that he picked the wrong guy to royally piss off...
"Prozac...last week at Side Effect, the whole world saw how I whooped your ass during the match to win the XVI Xtreme Championship in the Xtreme Battle Royal. Everyone saw how I proved that I am the best there is in this damn business. Kids like you don't belong in the title picture, because kids like you pull off the shit after matches that you did. Do you really think you and Bert actually made a point by taking MY title and slamming me across the head with it? That did nothing to help your chances this Sunday, Prozac. In fact, I might have taken it easy on you, because I know how much you will get your ass beaten Sunday anyways...however, you just pissed me off so much that now I have to make you an example for the rest of XVI...you see, Prozac, I may be 255 lbs, but rest assured, you try climbing the ladder Sunday at St. Valentines Day Massacre, and I will send your ass straight to hell, do you hear me boy? Now...where are my visitors at...?"
RKO as been waiting all day for some old friends to arrive at his Southern Florida condo. However, as it nears 4:00 in the afternoon, RKO is starting to wonder if they will even show up in the first place. After all, RKO asked them to come over to make a point to Prozac...of course, if they don't come, he cant say much more...just then, the doorbell rings...
Voice: "Yo, were here, open up!"
RKO opens the door and sees that his visitors have arrived...in walks the owner of XVI, Makaveli, along with an old..."rival" of RKO's. A guy that RKO fueded with over the WCXF Xtreme Championship for years. Since the WCXF days, he and RKO have become good friends...and in walks G-Dawg. No one has heard from G-Dawg in almost two years, since his days in WCXF. But why is G-Dawg here, and what business does Makaveli have coming to the condo that he gave RKO? Maybe Makaveli is simply here to let G-Dawg know where his old rival is camping out at...
RKO: "Haha, G-Dawg, wast happenin ya fool? I see you still got that goofy-ass hairdo that I used to hate so bad...o well, thanks for stopping in anyways...you want anything to drink? I got some Corona, some Smirnoff..."
G-Dawg: "Corona'll do the trick, thanks."
RKO gets out 2 bottles of Corona, and they sit in his living room to discuss, above other things, about RKO's match on Sunday...
RKO: "G-Dawg, I don't really think my opponet for St. Valentines Day Massacre quite understands who he as been pissing off as of late...I mean, come on, in the old WCXF no one, and I mean NO ONE, would ever take MY title and hit me across the head with it...however, this kid thinks he can come in and do whatever the hell he wants to do, when no one even has a damn clue as to who he is...his names Prozac...yeah, I know, like what the hell kind of name is that? Anyways, you remember our old fued we had in WCXF, don't you? When I first arrived in the company? Gosh, it was me and you...and someone else, damn I cant remember who it was...Makaveli, you remember?"
Mak: "God knows if I remember anything from that old fed...but no."
RKO: "G-Dawg?"
G-Dawg: "Hell no, I think I've had one too many concussions to remember much about WCXF..."
RKO: "Just one? I think your kind of stretching it there...anyway, G-Dawg, you know I am a guy that no one messes with...well, except you when you made my life a living hell when I was quite new to the company...but if you remember, I STILL whooped your ass in the good ole days...haha...well, tell Prozac that I aint no 255 lb motherfucker to be messed with..."
G-Dawg: "Hehhehheh...Prozac, I dont know who you are, but I would suggest that if you want to enjoy the rest of your life after St. Valentines Day Masascre, you be best to just walk away from the arena...take it from me, RKO aint someone that you should be pissin off...especially when he is at the top of his game like he is...hes got an extra 20 lbs of muscle over you, hes probably faster than you...Prozac, you won't know what you are getting into until it is too late...heed my warning Prozac. I may not know you, but I will surely know the suffering you will endure at the hands of RKO on Sunday..."
RKO lets G-Dawg finish, then dismisses the former champion ahd the owner of XVI...RKO then has some final words for Prozac...
RKO: "Prozac, G-Dawg was absolutely right. Do you know what you are getting yourself into? You don't, do you? However, I would think, after the destruction I caused last week at Side Effect, that you would've quickly learned that I ain''t no fool that can be pushed around. However, you just had to come in and make me really pissed off...you didn't make any sort of point, Prozac...you just pissed me off. A lot. Take it from G-Dawg, he knows better than anyone else what happens when people piss me off...Prozac, I end careers...I ruin lives...I am the best there is in this business...do you really think that you can beat me in any type of match? Sheesh, you can bring in the whole damn British Army if you want...however, the fact of the matter is that come St. Valentines Day Massacre, the only ending for you will be in an ambulance...stop counting your eggs before the chickens hatch, Prozac, cuz I'll make you my next victim, left to lie on the cold canvas, wondering why am I here...well, you wont be wondering anything cuz ill have your ass knocked out so fast that it will be as if the match never happened...all I can say, Prozac, is...good luck."
Probably wont be a part 2, and if by any chance G-Dawg u one day see this, sorry lol ;D