Post by b3rt77 on Feb 17, 2007 4:13:11 GMT -5
Scene opens with Ritalin and Prozac standing facing a camera they have set up in there locker room wearing long white doctor coats. Prozac has a mildly serious facial expression on but the same cant be said for Ritalin while he’s standing in the background blowing rubber gloves up, Prozac turns around and gives Ritalin a dirty look until he stops. They both look at the camera with big smiles on there faces
Prozac:
Hi this announcement has been paid for by The Meds.
Ritalin:
Hi I am Ritalin and this is Prozac and we are here to ask have you been taking your med's? Well we are also here to tell you about a break through new cure we found.
Prozac:
Right Ritalin. This cure is for anyone who has been feeling cases or thinking there good wrestlers or thinking no one can beat them. Well if you are someone who suffers from theses cases or cases like these we have the cure now.
Ritalin:
That's right. Fight us! Yup that's it, it's that simple get in the ring with us and we will kick your ass a countless number of ways.
Prozac:
And the best part about it is its totally free.
Ritalin:
Yes but we most warn you that the side effects include purple nipples, Indian burns, ripped underwear, and swollen balls.
Prozac:
But that is a small price to pay for what we are giving you. Isn't that right Ritalin?
Ritalin:
That's right Prozac.
Prozac:
Well thank you all for your time we know everyone will love this cure and have no fear there will be more coming soon stay tuned for more announcements by the Meds. So this is The Meds saying
Ritalin/Prozac:
Take you meds.
The two men give even bigger smiles and put there thumbs up. They then leave the room then Ritalin quickly runs back in the room and grabs the box of gloves then runs back out.
Prozac:
Hi this announcement has been paid for by The Meds.
Ritalin:
Hi I am Ritalin and this is Prozac and we are here to ask have you been taking your med's? Well we are also here to tell you about a break through new cure we found.
Prozac:
Right Ritalin. This cure is for anyone who has been feeling cases or thinking there good wrestlers or thinking no one can beat them. Well if you are someone who suffers from theses cases or cases like these we have the cure now.
Ritalin:
That's right. Fight us! Yup that's it, it's that simple get in the ring with us and we will kick your ass a countless number of ways.
Prozac:
And the best part about it is its totally free.
Ritalin:
Yes but we most warn you that the side effects include purple nipples, Indian burns, ripped underwear, and swollen balls.
Prozac:
But that is a small price to pay for what we are giving you. Isn't that right Ritalin?
Ritalin:
That's right Prozac.
Prozac:
Well thank you all for your time we know everyone will love this cure and have no fear there will be more coming soon stay tuned for more announcements by the Meds. So this is The Meds saying
Ritalin/Prozac:
Take you meds.
The two men give even bigger smiles and put there thumbs up. They then leave the room then Ritalin quickly runs back in the room and grabs the box of gloves then runs back out.