XVI Side Effect: August 6th 2007

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

We open up with Red and Gray pyro blasting through the arena, while the XVI theme plays over the PA system, the fans look excited for tonight, they will be seeing Serafin in their first ever tag team contest! We see more fan signs from last week with various creations such as “Creationism>Modern Evolution” “I’m With Stupid” and “Dragon’s Whipped”. We go to David Sierra and Ed Set to open up the show.

David Sierra:
Hello and welcome everyone to Side Effect! Once again a jam packed house in front of millions at home as well! XVI has never been better, and we are sure to see that coming up tonight!

Ed Set:
You got that right! XVI Invitational, Pick Your Poison, #1 Contenders flying out the wazoo and a 6 man tag main event!

David Sierra:
Lets bring it down to Eric Cabrera to start us off with Tag Team Action!

Eric Cabrera:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is your opening bout of the evening! It is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the Number One Contendership to the XVI Tag Team Titles!

Drugs (Instrumental) by Lil Kim and Biggie Smalls play smoothly all over the arena as the A&F Connection make their way to the ring much to the chagrin of every fan in the building, beyond preteen girls and preppy kids who somehow love wrestling. Nathan Abercrombie wears a large fur collared coat over his upper half, while Corey Fitch sports off his Moose Tagged white polo shirt, while both have washboard abs and tight fitting blue jeans. They climb into the ring and shrug off the fans as if they are nothing, which insights an ROH moment of toilet paper being thrown into the ring.

David Sierra:
Ironic how these guys have the same entrance music, AND get the same paper treatment as another team i know of...

Ed Set:
They have no right to try to desecrate such greatness as A&F! They're just jealous.

After the fecal debris is removed, the A&F Connection stand on the far side of the ring prepping for their match.

Eric Cabrera:
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 409lbs, they are Nathan Abercrombie and Corey Fitch, The A&F Connection!

Entrance music slams the pa followed by an explosion of pyro at the top of the ramp. Amidst the sparks stands Outlaw Inc. Johnny with his arm around Kori and Jason right beside him. They walk to the ring slowly, Johnny and Kori hand-in-hand. Jason slides into the ring while Johnny holds the ropes for Kori. Jason scales one turnbuckle, Johnny scales the one across from it and Kori stands at the ropes in between. Another explosion of sparks fall from the ceiling above the ring.

Eric Cabrera:
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 495lbs, accompanied by Kori James, “The Modern Outlaw” Johnny Kaos, and “The Raging Inferno” Jason Cane, They are Outlaw Inc!

Ding Ding Ding!

We start off the contest with all four men standing in the ring, Nathan and Corey are complaining about Jason Cane being so intimidating to the referee, so the zebra turns around to tell Jason to back off, when A&F cheap shot Johnny Kaos with The Prep Step! Calf Kick and Tiger Suplex onto The Modern Outlaw as Kori screams at the referee to pay attention. Which by the time he does we have Nathan Abercrombie working over a dazed and confused Johnny Kaos. Several stiff kicks from the newcomer taking over Kaos. He backs him into a corner and slaps him hard right across the face! Nathan looks unimpressed, but Kaos snaps right back by twisting Abercrombie into the corner and unloading with several hard shots to the solar plexus! Nathan stumbles out of it and gets a superkick for his efforts! Corey Fitch is throwing a fit in the corner already, as the referee goes to stop him, Nathan low blows Johnny Kaos with another cheap shot!

Ed Set:
Jesus these guys fight like Hollywood actors alright!

David Sierra:
Beyond that double team I haven’t seen an actual wrestling move yet from these guys.

Abercrombie makes a tag out to Fitch, as they set up Johnny Kaos on the top rope and flatten him with the Bom Chica Wow Wow! Kaos looks to be in pain, but he is far from out as now Corey tries to take him over with a headlock takedown, TMO reverses him with a reverse armdrag of his own! Corey runs straight for him, as does Johnny, and they level each other with a double clothesline! The fans get to their feet trying to rally Johnny to his feet to make the tag to an absolutely fuming Jason Cane. Corey Fitch ends up getting up first, and tries to stop Kaos by grabbing his foot, but he gets a sweet looking Enziguri kick to the back of the head, Outlaw leaps to his corner and makes the tag to Jason Cane!

David Sierra:
Business is about to pick up!!!

Jason Cane wastes no time and starts in destroying Corey Fitch with a clothesline. Nathan Abercrombie does the generic heel thing and tries to come in for his partner, and gets speared! Corey Fitch is back up, as Jason Cane flat out KILLS him with a Polish Hammer! Nathan Abercrombie tries one more time as Jason Cane makes yet another sickening impact with a Spinebuster! Johnny Kaos comes back into the action as they both set up poor Corey Fitch, and finishes off the would be debuting rookies with a Guilty As Charged! As Johnny Kaos lands over the neck of Corey, they both dog pile him for a pin attempt.

One…
Two...
Three!!!

Eric Cabrera:
And here are your winners, and NEW #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Titles, Outlaw Inc!

David Sierra:
That was just plain scary!

Ed Set:
It looked like we were going to see some tag psychology in there, but after Jason Cane came in, it was all over!

David Sierra:
That is an angry, angry man. And with Johnny Kaos having all the future in the world with XVI, we know they are going to make a mark in XVI!

Ed Set:
I think they already have.

End Opener.

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

-The camera pans backstage as we see Dan "Dragon" Taylor streching in the backstage area.He stops as the now-familar faces of Pig Vomit showed up. D.D.T looks at the two and then at Bozo the Gay Clown who's wide grinis matched only by his makeup.-

DDT: What are you smiling about?

Bozo: Wow, you are a very social person.

DDT: I heard about you, clown boy. A flaming homosexual clown who discourages women and want to have sex with every wrestler you come across.

Bozo: Guilty as charged.

Metallic Dragon: We have a purposal to you mister all great DDT man.

DDT: This better be important.

Bozo: You have a match with Myst tonight.

DDT: You think?

Bozo: Fiesty. Here is the purpsal, if you lose your match your contract will be mine and I can use you as I forever wish.

DDT: I think your last cornholeing with these clowns knocked your brains lose.

-Pig Vomit took a step toward him but Bozo holds them back.-

Bozo: I like the mouth on this kid. We'll be keeping an eye on you.

-D.D.T just shook his head and left the area. Bozo kept grinning as he looked into the camera.-

Bozo: I'm Bozo the Gay Clown, talent scout.

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

As the sirens starts to go off, once the beat drops and huge explosion of pyrotechnics go off and Justin makes his way down to the ring. Lights flashing, he slides into the ring and climbs each turnbuckle, playing off the fans energy

Eric Cabrera:
Ladies and gentleman it is time for the XVI invitational. A competitor is either eliminated by pin fall or submission. Where the last man standing will receive a match they can cash in at anytime, anywhere, and against anyone. Making his way to the ring first weighing in at 240 pounds and hails from the Bronx, New York. “The Answer” Justin Evans!

Eric comes out from behind the stage holding his guitar and playing along to the song . At a high point in the song, fireworks go off all around the stage. Taking off the guitar, Eric walks down to the ring, pointing to some of the fans in the crowd, playing to the fans. Placing the guitar near the commentators desk, he slides under the ropes and goes to each turnbuckle, throwing up the horns to the crowd. Finding a fan holding up a sign supporting him, he throws them his "Rock On" hat.

Eric Cabrera:
His opponent weighing in at 210 pounds and haling from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Eric “Hard Rock” Stuart!

Revenge by Pantera plays over the PA system as Kobra makes his way to the ring. He looks sharply focused and ready to fuck somebody up for sure! He wastes no time, sliding into the ring, and prepares for his opponent.

Eric Cabrera:
And their opponent weighing in at 290 pounds and haling from Parts Unknown. “The Cure” Kobra!

The red carpet is then rolled out down the entrance ramp. Don’t You Wish You Were Me? By Fozzy starts to play over the PA when walking through the black curtains is Gavin Gyaos. Around his arm is his lovely media agent, Nikkie Manx. The two walk down the red carpet each grinning like a cheesier cat. Fans respond to them with uproars of boos and heckling. But the couple ignore and wave them all off. Reaching ringside Gavin grabs hold of Nikkie and the two make out before the cameras. As lights from cameras flicker behind them. Gyaos then slides into the ring throwing up a sideways peace sign while facing the audience.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Immediately Gavin hops over the top rope and onto the arena floor. He then grabs a seat from underneath the bellman and takes a seat. Nikkie Manx joins her man and sit on his lap as the two stare at what is taking place in the ring. Both Eric Stuart and Kobra go after the much larger Justin Evans backing him up into a corner. Kobra goes off on Evans with multiple chops and head butts sending The Answer to his knees. Before Kobra could go any longer Stuart pulls him off and takes his shot on Justin. He delivers multiple kicks to Evans’s chest. “The” Kobra ties to pull Eric off but receives a slap across his face from Hard Rock. Kobra holds his cheek as the two argue before Eric Stuart suffers a slap of his own. The two men explode on each other with forearms to the temple until a recuperated Justin Evans takes them both down with a double clothesline.

David Sierra:
All hell seems to have broken loose in the opening minutes of this contest. These three men are trading a multitude of stiff shots back and forth.

Ed Set:
Keyword there is “three” as our resident star sits outside enjoying the best seat in the house. He’s already gotten off the wrong foot with these fans and his opponents, he’s just cementing their claims now.

Justin Evans puts the boots to both men before focusing on Kobra. Lifting him off the mat delivering straight right fist to the top of skull sending him against the ropes. Justin then takes “The Cure” off the ropes catching him off the rebound with a large big boot. Outside Nikkie gives Gavin a kiss on the cheek as he continues to watch from the outside. Eric Stuart delivers forearms blows to the back getting his attention. Hard Rock continues on with a set of kicks to Evans’s inner thigh before bouncing off the ropes. He attempts a cross body but Justin catches him in mid-flight. Flinging him into the air but Eric comes down connecting with a DDT! Eric Stuart has no time to recover when Kobra from behind locks his hands around his waste delivering a german suplex. He refuses to let go and looks for a second but not before Justin Evans wraps his arms around Kobra. Delivering a german suplex to him and Hard Rock! Evans takes Eric Stuart up in the air driving him to the mat with the Final Answer. He looks to make the pin when suddenly Gavin Gyaos pulls his legs out from under him and dragging him to the outside. Gavin then enters the ring stealing the pin.

…1
…2
…3!

Ed Set:
Eric Stuart dropped a plus six feet onto his back. But that damn snake in the grass Gavin Gyaos finally gets off his thrown and steals the pin.

David Sierra:
Strategy, Ed. It’s called camping and it is a legitimate strategy. Think smarter and not harder.

As Eric is rolled out of the ring, Gavin stands in the middle of the ring holding his hand up as if he accomplished something. Just then Kobra turns Gyaos inside out with a vicious clothesline to the back on his head. Kobra then drops his knee across Gavin’s face as Nikkie covers her eyes from the sight. Gyaos crawls on his hands and knees trying to escape the onslaught. He grabs onto the referee begging for mercy as Kobra goes for Gavin from behind but catches a low blow. Ref busy trying to get Gavin Gyaos off him was oblivious to the illegal maneuver. Gyaos starts working “The Cure” over with forearms across the back then dropping him with a sweeping STO. Gavin then goes off the ropes dropping all his weight across Kobra’s back with a seated senton. Nikkie claps in approval as her man blows a kiss in that direction. It wasn’t until then when Gavin Gyaos is spun around and lifted high in the air for a gorilla press by Justin Evans. The Answer then throws Gyaos high into the air dropping him onto the mat face first. Gavin rolls around holding his sternum.

David Sierra:
The sheer power that Justin Evans has is sometimes plain frightening. Gavin may be suffering from a collapse chest for all we know.

Ed Set:
I wouldn’t complain if he did…

Evans wasn’t finished with Gavin Gyaos that easily lifting him off the mat by his hair. Whipping him into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a spine buster that would make Arn Anderson proud. Gyaos stumbles to his feet lifelessly wandering around the ring. When he is slammed to the mat yet again by a samoan drop from Kobra. The Answer and The Cure locks eyes both cracking large grins much to the fans pleasure. They both take Gavin fling him over the top rope and crashing to the mat below. Nikkie rushes over to him ensuring he is okay. The action in the ring turns to Evans and Kobra who begin exchange right hands. But Kobra goes low catching Evans with a knee to the mid-section. The Cure then goes off the ropes attempting a shoulder tackle but Justin takes it without faltering. The Answer then attempts a shoulder tackle of his own but this time Kobra doesn’t falter either. Justin Evans dares him to attempt another but Kobra doesn’t back down and goes for his second shoulder tackle but Evans gets his boot up. Kobra catches it and spins Justin around and places him in position for a power bomb. Just then Corporal Punishment shows himself on the entrance stage halting The Cure’s power bomb attempt. This becomes costly when Gavin Gyaos runs off Evan’s back catching Kobra with a shining wizard. The Cure falls to his back and Justin locks in the Justification. Kobra has no choice but to tap out! The Corporal chuckles before heading to the back.

Ed Set:
Kobra tapped!? Kobra did tap! I don’t believe it, Kobra actually tapped out! Corporal Punishment continues to play mind games with this newcomer. It proves to be costly for XVI’s Cure.

David Sierra:
Still only two men remain in this XVI invitational! Gavin Gyaos and Justin Evans. But only won can when that match opportunity.

Gyaos goes on the attack immediately driving his boot into the ribs of Evans before he can get to his feet. Gavin bounces off the ropes ducking Justin’s wild clothesline attempt. Gavin Gyaos springboards off the middle ropes catching The Answer across the fact with a enzuigiri but it only brings Justin Evans to his knees. Gavin in disbelief looks to attempt his second shining wizard of the night but Evans catches him in mid-air with a thunderous spear. He looks to put Gyaos in the Justification but Gavin crawls to the ropes before Justin had the opportunity to lock it in. The Answer then uses his size and strength advantage to muscle Gavin Gyaos into a corner. There Justin Evans delivers knees to Gyaos’s stomach. Evans then backs up before charging Gavin looking for a running big boot. But Gavin Gyaos drops to his knees connecting with a Wolf Fang Fist! The Answer stumbles backwards as Gyaos rushes out of the corner going for a lariat. Justin quickly recovers lifting Gavin up for The Final Answer. Just then Nikkie Manx jumps on the ring apron screaming and shouting. Evan’s visibly irritated drops Gavin Gyaos and focuses on Nikkie. He grabs hold of her hair before she can go back to the safety of the arena floor. Before any damage can be done, Gavin rolls Justin Evans up from behind grabbing his tights!

…1
…2
…3!

Eric Cabrera:
Your winner of the match by pinfall, Gavin Gyaos!

David Sierra:
Gavin Gyaos has done it! He secures a match opportunity against anyone and anywhere. Is he still just all talk now, Ed!?

Ed Set:
Justin Evans was screwed! A chance off a lifetime was stolen from him thanks to that man, Gavin Gyaos and his harlequin of a assistant Nikkie Manx. This is a travesty if you ask me.

Gavin quickly rolls out of the ring as Justin Evans is left alone in the ring pounding his fists on the mat. Nikkie Manx leaps into Gyaos’s arms as they are halfway up the entrance ramp. The two smile over their accomplishments tonight. Gavin Gyaos puts Nikkie down and she raises his hand in victory. The fans express their disgust with a uproar of boos and shouts. XVI goes to a commercial focusing on The Answer pointing and screaming at Gavin vowing revenge against him.

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

We return from commercial break with Makaveli, "The Don" standing in the middle of the ring. Eric Cabrera, before handing over the Microphone, makes his announcement of whats to come.

Eric Cabrera:
And introducing your guest at this time, "The Don" Makaveli!

The Owner of XVI scares away Eric Cabrera after snatching the microphone. He has a sadisticly satisfied look on his face. Trying his best to cover up the immense amount of egg left on it from last week wiht X-ecutioner.

"The Don" Makaveli:
This week was advertised on Side Effect that X-ecutioner would be doing a second interview, explaining his actions and why he came back. But i personally thought i could something better than have all you twits drooling over his mouth running about kicking my ass. You see X, it is not I who will become buried alive at The American Dream. Oh no. You see, your the one who will become buried. But it wont be at the American Dream either...you see you have touched a nerve in my heart that i intend to pay you back by twitching a nerve in you skull. I am going to make you suffer before we reach The American Dream. I will give you nightmares. Because this week on Side Effect, you will be running the Gauntlet! Thats right X, as your return match, i will have you face not just 3 or 4, but 5 opponents! Even a hall of famer cannot compete against those odds, and you will become buried in a mass of Xtreme Pain and Flesh. And i guarandamntee it!

David Sierra:
That is huge news!!!

Ed Set:
X running the Gauntlet? Who are the opponents? I guess we will have to find out next week!

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

Suddenly, a dark, red light surrounds the arena. The cheers become deafening. After a moment, “All My Life” by Foo Fighters plays. The crowd stand to their feet, beginning a loud “DDT” chant. Wearing a pair of red tights and a black vest bearing the DDT lettering in red, Dan Taylor makes his way out on stage. He walks to one half of the stage and energetically raises his arms. He walks to the opposite side of the stage and does the same. He then begins to walk down the ramp, stopping halfway. He drops to his knees and a range of fireworks explode from the titontron. They finish and Dan stands. He strolls up the ring steps and ascends the turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his arms and the crowd continues to cheer.

David ~ Man number one in this battle for the ability to choose the match for the Number One Contender's match at The American Dream. That match will decide the Number One Contender for the XVI World Championship.

Ed ~ And here comes man number two.

Gently begins to play as the stage area begins to fill up with smoke as the beat begins to kick in and the feing sounds of screams can be heard. Myst crawls in on all fours to the top of the ramping only his shadow to be seen through the fog. The crowd do not know how to react as he pauses at the top and the fog fades around his feet, Myst looks around the crowd when just before the vocals of Corey Taylor kick in he raises his arms as pyros go off behind him as he runs towards the ring, in timing with the tempo of the song. Myst climbs into the ring and looks at the crowd as he begins to take his coat off preparing for the match. He turns, staring down Dan.

Ed ~ What a match this is going to be, David.

David ~ Damn right.

- DING DIGN DING -

Ed ~ And we're off!

Dan takes off like a bullet toward Myst, but Myst dodges out of the way. Dan rebounds off the ropes, coming back at Myst. As he turns around, wham, clothesline. Myst quickly gets up quickly, only to have Dan nail a Tornado DDT to him.

Dan stands up and turns to see Myst getting back to his feet. He rushes over and gets in a rough grapple. Out of nowhere, Myst hits a hard right to the face, then a hard left to the chest and then wraps both of his hands around Dan's throat. He pushes Dan down to the mat and the referee begins to count.

One ..
Two ..
Three ..
Fo - - Myst releases the choke.

Myst gets to his feet and looks around. He smiles as he bends over, picking Dan up and whips him against the ropes. When Dan comes back, Myst drops down, leg-sweeping him and then grabbing his ankle and locking in an ankle lock.

David ~ And we got our first submission of the match.

Ed ~ Will Dan Taylor tap?

Suddenly, Dan rolls off his stomach, sending both him and Myst onto their backs. He sits up and gets a quick jab into Myst's temple, making his break the hold and hold his head. Dan takes this oppurtunity, jumping up and rebounding off the ropes, hitting a running elbow to Myst's midsection, making Myst switch from holding his head to holding his stomach.

David ~ Quick getaway there by Dan Taylor, and he's got the upperhand back too.

Ed ~ But question is now, can he keep it? If so, he gets to choose the match type at the Pay Per View in the Number One Contender's match.

Dan picks Myst up so that he's behind him, then wraps his arms around him .. German Suplex! But Dan keeps his arms locked in and stands back up, hitting a second German Suplex! His arms are still locked in! He gets back up, and hurls Myst over his head once more before releasing his grip and letting Myst recooperate.

.. but not for long. Taylor stands up and looks around, a smile on his face. He laughs, then runs to the corner, leaping up onto the top ropes. He turns around, and laughs again as he throws his body out into the air and spreads his arms like wings. He screams as he plummets toward Myst, going for a diving headbutt .. BUT MYST ROLLS!

Dan goes headfirst into the mat, and he rolls around the ring, cringing in pain. holding his face. He thrashes around as Myst groggily makes his way to his feet. He now climbs to the top, with Dan down and out, facing upwards. Myst climbs up, turns so he's back-on to Dan and ..

Ed ~ DOUBLE JUMP MOONSAULT!

David ~ God DAMN, that was awesome!

Myst goes for the cover.

One ..
Two ..
KICKOUT!!

Myst slams his fist into the mat, agravated that it wasn't a three. He gets up, dragging Dan up along with him. He grabs him by the throat again and lifts him up for a chokeslam, then brings him down, but puts out his knee so that Dan's back slams hard into his knee.

He goes for the cover again.

One ..
Two ..
Th - - KICKOUT!!

Myst slams his fist into the mat once again, frustrated that it was still only a two. He pulls Dan up, yelling at the referee, and irish-whips him into the corner. He then runs over and clotheslines him. Then, he lifts him up onto the top rope. He climbs up, but Dan punches him hard in the temple!

Ed ~ High risk here, this could go either way!

Dan stands up and throws Myst's arm over his shoulder.

David ~ Does he realize if he suplex's him, they're landing outside the ring?

Dan lifts up Myst into the air ..

Ed ~ I don't know, but he's doing it!

Both men go crashing down outside the ring. The referee begins to count.

One ..
Two ..
Three ..
Both men are still down, no signs of movement.
Five ..
Six ..
Seven ..
Both men start to stir, but don't get up.
Nine ..
TEN!!

Eric Cabrera ~ By countout, this match is a draw!

David ~ So who decides the match type?

Ed ~ My best guess is Makaveli!

The scene fades with the referee checking on both men as they lay on the ground, just coming to their sences.

[~*The Pride of Ireland*~]

Eric Cabrera:
The following contest is your Main Event of the Evening! It is scheduled for one fall, and is a 6 man Tag Contest! Introducing first, representing XVI, they are Corporal Punishment, Sah'ta Thor and Kid Jack!

All three men go down the entrance ramp under the same theme music of Triple Corpse Hammer Blow by Children of Bodom. Neither of the three look too pleased with this contest, but before they even reach the ring, Jordan Glass, David Calaz, and Ticker all three jump Team XVI from the get go! Its a pier six brawl on the outside of the ring, as Jordan is attacking Jack, Ticker is after Corp, and Calaz is after Thor. All 6 men are viciously pounding into each other despite XVI's losing effort from the backstage assault.

The Serafin all throw the XVI Elite into the ring and the brawling ensues. XVI now though, into their own territory, begin to rally behind the fans as Corporal Punishment waylays Jordan with a huge right hand. Thor hits a dropsault onto Ticker as Kid Jack hits a weird flipping kangaroo kick towards Calaz. It would seem as if XVI has the upper hand until Jordan Glass breaks Thor in half with a Shards of Glass! Kid Jack tries to take over against Bullet Proof, but gets jumped on by Ticker with a sleeper hold as Calaz hits a Shellshocker onto Punishment.

It is then when all hope seems to be lost, without the match even starting, that "The Champion of Champions" Mathew Szaban makes his way down to the ring! The fans erupt in a humungous cheer as Szaban slides into the ring and hits the man who beat him last, Calaz with a Bostard Bomb! Jordan Glass gets a lariat, as Kid Jack nails a huge superkick to Ticker! Warpath now gets up as well, and takes Calaz, while Szaban locks in The P.O.D. onto Bullet Proof, Warpath crashes Calaz down to the mat with terrific force with the Final Breaker! Ticker pulls his mentor out from the ring as does Jordan Glass crawl out after being released from the hold as XVI stands tall, at least temporarily against the tide of Serafin.

David Sierra:
What started out as being an ambush attempt has backfired against The Serafin! Bah Gawd Szaban is back!!!

Ed Set:
This is freakin nuts! What even happened to our match?

David Sierra:
I guess things are going to have to pick up again Next Week. Good Night Everybody!

End Show.

OOC: Sorry about the crappy Main Event...we had some difficulties getting the match.