Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Aug 5, 2007 21:24:03 GMT -5
OOC: Just to make it make sense, imagine this to be set on the day of the verbal showdown, and my last RP I just did was done after this one. Make sense? No? Oh well.
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
What the fuck was that out there Corp?! You just let those faggots rip into us verbally like we were helpless little pidgeons with our heads cut off! What the hell happened?!
Warpath made their way into their tag team locker room, Corporal was wiping his brow after a certifiable verbal pwnage at the hands of Serafin. But they were allowed the last words, Corp was sure that if given the chance, they would have looked stronger out there.
Corporal Punishment:
We’re just biding our time Thor. Look, we’ve got em sweating bro. Jordan even finally resulted into calling us fuckers and saying he was going to kill us. I think we got into their heads this week just fine.
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Getting into their heads isn’t enough Ignacious. I want to see them squirm before the might of Warpath! And as for Isabel…
Corporal Punishment:
Yeah, frankly that’s just weird. I cant believe you actually liked that walking powder keg. She reminds me of a certain girl I once knew…
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
That’s not what I meant! What the hell is she doing here? Trying to tell me she will rip me to pieces? I am getting sick of all these women thinking they can beat my ass.
Corporal Punishment:
Yeah, I’m not much of a Misogynist myself, but this whole “My Girlfriends the toughest shit in the world” is getting really really old. If there valets are so tough and dangerous they should be in the damn ring, not acting like total bitches. And the whole “You lay a finger on Jaime or any of my girls” line is fucking old too. The whole point of a manager is to put them in harms way to distract your opponent. Let me tell these fuckers something right now (towards the camera) If your woman is so precious that if anyone DARES to even look at them, then send them home and let them wash your dishes because honestly, this whole dialogue is old as I am.
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
But I do have to admit, I will be having fun telling Jaime Reed about how Calaz has found himself a new woman to mess around with now that I have her. Its going to break her poor little heart.
Corporal Punishment:
Jesus Thor, your really starting to creep me out. Maybe I see after all how you and Miss Le’Strange could get along. Anyway, screw all this shit. You know what you and I need? We need a freakin beer. Lets head out and enjoy ourselves before delivering a nice swift kick in the literal ass to those wannabe champs! What do you say short stack?
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Short Stack? Alright then, old geezer. Your buying, I only deal in gold pieces.
Corporal Punishment:
…whatever…
And as soon as they arrived, The Corporal and Thor are now on their way out to a night on the town, with two of possibly the most freaky individuals to hit a bar and grill.
End Last Promo.
What the fuck was that out there Corp?! You just let those faggots rip into us verbally like we were helpless little pidgeons with our heads cut off! What the hell happened?!
Warpath made their way into their tag team locker room, Corporal was wiping his brow after a certifiable verbal pwnage at the hands of Serafin. But they were allowed the last words, Corp was sure that if given the chance, they would have looked stronger out there.
Corporal Punishment:
We’re just biding our time Thor. Look, we’ve got em sweating bro. Jordan even finally resulted into calling us fuckers and saying he was going to kill us. I think we got into their heads this week just fine.
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Getting into their heads isn’t enough Ignacious. I want to see them squirm before the might of Warpath! And as for Isabel…
Corporal Punishment:
Yeah, frankly that’s just weird. I cant believe you actually liked that walking powder keg. She reminds me of a certain girl I once knew…
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
That’s not what I meant! What the hell is she doing here? Trying to tell me she will rip me to pieces? I am getting sick of all these women thinking they can beat my ass.
Corporal Punishment:
Yeah, I’m not much of a Misogynist myself, but this whole “My Girlfriends the toughest shit in the world” is getting really really old. If there valets are so tough and dangerous they should be in the damn ring, not acting like total bitches. And the whole “You lay a finger on Jaime or any of my girls” line is fucking old too. The whole point of a manager is to put them in harms way to distract your opponent. Let me tell these fuckers something right now (towards the camera) If your woman is so precious that if anyone DARES to even look at them, then send them home and let them wash your dishes because honestly, this whole dialogue is old as I am.
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
But I do have to admit, I will be having fun telling Jaime Reed about how Calaz has found himself a new woman to mess around with now that I have her. Its going to break her poor little heart.
Corporal Punishment:
Jesus Thor, your really starting to creep me out. Maybe I see after all how you and Miss Le’Strange could get along. Anyway, screw all this shit. You know what you and I need? We need a freakin beer. Lets head out and enjoy ourselves before delivering a nice swift kick in the literal ass to those wannabe champs! What do you say short stack?
“Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Short Stack? Alright then, old geezer. Your buying, I only deal in gold pieces.
Corporal Punishment:
…whatever…
And as soon as they arrived, The Corporal and Thor are now on their way out to a night on the town, with two of possibly the most freaky individuals to hit a bar and grill.
End Last Promo.
