Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Aug 5, 2007 20:01:19 GMT -5
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Hi everybody! This is Razzle Dazzle reporting from the house of Corporal Punishment for an unscheduled interview with the XVI original! Lets see if he is home!
Indeed, as fate would have it, The Xtreme Interviewer has taken things another step further with her willingness to get the ultimate scoop as she stands outside The Corporals Victorian home in Greenbough Alabama. She is wearing a summer yellow tank top and blue cut off jean shorts. Her hair is let down in a vibrant green streak. She prances up the cobblestone yard up the white wooden porch and incessantly continues knocking on the front door, despite a doorbell being right in front of her. The Corporal comes out looking fresh and alive with a pair of khaki pants and a white collared shirt, but even as he opens the door Katie King continues to knock on his chest as if she hadn’t noticed the answer.
Corporal Punishment:
What in the devils name are doing at my house!!!
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(slowly stops knocking on his chest)…I was simply trying to get your last words on your 6 man tag tomorrow night on Side Effect?
Corporal Punishment:
But at my house?! You could have called me!
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(Tears welling up in her eyes) But i….i… I tried to get you in the arena but they said you weren’t home, and when I called you weren’t picking up and I just thought if I came here I could talk with you and you would help me get my pay check because my aunt is deathly ill and I….i just…..(balls into a river of tears)
The Corporal looks from side to side, noticing that some people are looking there direction and the wails of Katie are loud enough to wake the dead.
Corporal Punishment:
Come now. Don’t cry. Don’t…don’t cry. Just come inside, let’s talk.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(Instant stoppage) Why thanks Ignacious!
The two characters retreat from the comforts of summer heat into the humble abode of Corporal Punishment. The only thing truly of note in the living room area where they sat was that there was Hunting Game heads of: Deer, Tiger, Bear, Moose, Cougar, Rhino, and Zebra. Obviously, Corporals spare time is “Bambi Butcher”.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
So, what about all this talk between Serafin bout how they used to respect you, and how they used to consider you an option to join them somewhere down the line? How does that make you feel?
Corporal Punishment:
It doesn’t change a thing Katie. The only thing this shows me is that Jordan and Calaz are a little butt hurt because they don’t have me to kick around. What is the natural way to deal with disappointment and rejection? They claim they don’t respect you anymore. They call you nothing. They think they are in charge, but the plain fact is, they are afraid. They lost a potential ally in Punishment, and now that they don’t have it they claim they never wanted it in the first place. Pathetic really.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Jordan Glass claims that Serafin is forever and that you were wrong about how their days are numbered. Your rebuttal?
Corporal Punishment:
That’s even funnier than another comment he has made. He says I am listening to the bullshit that Makaveli is feeding me. But its not the fact that I never held a loyalty to Mak, it’s the open faced hypocrisy that he shows by claiming that Serafin is everlasting and will always be around. Now that’s grade A bullshit! Lets think logically here shall we? Jordan Glass, honestly boy. What are you going to do when your 65? The age of retirement? Are you going to wheel yourself out to that ring and kick all the youngins asses because Serafin is forever? Please, look who’s making false claims. I talk in logic Bullet Proof. I recognize that nothing is forever and all dynasties must fall in the end. The only one being fed bullshit is you by yourself and your allies. Its that simple, time works against you. Even if I cant get the job done and bring you down, you will be defeated. You will lose that undefeated streak eventually. No one lasts their entire career unpinned. The say anything otherwise shows that you are delusional and unfit to wrestle.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Finally, what of Kid Jack and Ticker? Both have failed to respond all week!
Corporal Punishment:
Kid Jack is a busy man. And I don’t expect he has much loyalty to the greater good in the first place. But the point is, he has a responsibility to shut this Jordan Glass up at the Pay Per View. As long as he delivers on that aspect, I wont mind him being a little shy this week. As for Ticker, this is highly unusual of him. But hey, is guess being a member of Serafin has dampened his resolve and screwed up his psyche. He doesn’t have anything to say, and that’s because Serafin have sapped all the youth of this kid and made him nothing more than a zombie. I’m gonna have to beat the life back into tomorrow.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Thanks a lot Ignacious, I wish you luck tomorrow!
Corporal Punishment:
Let me just say that it’s a shame how the valets of XVI treat you. You’re a damn set more attractive than those tramps. Dismissed!
End Interview.
Hi everybody! This is Razzle Dazzle reporting from the house of Corporal Punishment for an unscheduled interview with the XVI original! Lets see if he is home!
Indeed, as fate would have it, The Xtreme Interviewer has taken things another step further with her willingness to get the ultimate scoop as she stands outside The Corporals Victorian home in Greenbough Alabama. She is wearing a summer yellow tank top and blue cut off jean shorts. Her hair is let down in a vibrant green streak. She prances up the cobblestone yard up the white wooden porch and incessantly continues knocking on the front door, despite a doorbell being right in front of her. The Corporal comes out looking fresh and alive with a pair of khaki pants and a white collared shirt, but even as he opens the door Katie King continues to knock on his chest as if she hadn’t noticed the answer.
Corporal Punishment:
What in the devils name are doing at my house!!!
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(slowly stops knocking on his chest)…I was simply trying to get your last words on your 6 man tag tomorrow night on Side Effect?
Corporal Punishment:
But at my house?! You could have called me!
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(Tears welling up in her eyes) But i….i… I tried to get you in the arena but they said you weren’t home, and when I called you weren’t picking up and I just thought if I came here I could talk with you and you would help me get my pay check because my aunt is deathly ill and I….i just…..(balls into a river of tears)
The Corporal looks from side to side, noticing that some people are looking there direction and the wails of Katie are loud enough to wake the dead.
Corporal Punishment:
Come now. Don’t cry. Don’t…don’t cry. Just come inside, let’s talk.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
(Instant stoppage) Why thanks Ignacious!
The two characters retreat from the comforts of summer heat into the humble abode of Corporal Punishment. The only thing truly of note in the living room area where they sat was that there was Hunting Game heads of: Deer, Tiger, Bear, Moose, Cougar, Rhino, and Zebra. Obviously, Corporals spare time is “Bambi Butcher”.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
So, what about all this talk between Serafin bout how they used to respect you, and how they used to consider you an option to join them somewhere down the line? How does that make you feel?
Corporal Punishment:
It doesn’t change a thing Katie. The only thing this shows me is that Jordan and Calaz are a little butt hurt because they don’t have me to kick around. What is the natural way to deal with disappointment and rejection? They claim they don’t respect you anymore. They call you nothing. They think they are in charge, but the plain fact is, they are afraid. They lost a potential ally in Punishment, and now that they don’t have it they claim they never wanted it in the first place. Pathetic really.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Jordan Glass claims that Serafin is forever and that you were wrong about how their days are numbered. Your rebuttal?
Corporal Punishment:
That’s even funnier than another comment he has made. He says I am listening to the bullshit that Makaveli is feeding me. But its not the fact that I never held a loyalty to Mak, it’s the open faced hypocrisy that he shows by claiming that Serafin is everlasting and will always be around. Now that’s grade A bullshit! Lets think logically here shall we? Jordan Glass, honestly boy. What are you going to do when your 65? The age of retirement? Are you going to wheel yourself out to that ring and kick all the youngins asses because Serafin is forever? Please, look who’s making false claims. I talk in logic Bullet Proof. I recognize that nothing is forever and all dynasties must fall in the end. The only one being fed bullshit is you by yourself and your allies. Its that simple, time works against you. Even if I cant get the job done and bring you down, you will be defeated. You will lose that undefeated streak eventually. No one lasts their entire career unpinned. The say anything otherwise shows that you are delusional and unfit to wrestle.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Finally, what of Kid Jack and Ticker? Both have failed to respond all week!
Corporal Punishment:
Kid Jack is a busy man. And I don’t expect he has much loyalty to the greater good in the first place. But the point is, he has a responsibility to shut this Jordan Glass up at the Pay Per View. As long as he delivers on that aspect, I wont mind him being a little shy this week. As for Ticker, this is highly unusual of him. But hey, is guess being a member of Serafin has dampened his resolve and screwed up his psyche. He doesn’t have anything to say, and that’s because Serafin have sapped all the youth of this kid and made him nothing more than a zombie. I’m gonna have to beat the life back into tomorrow.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Thanks a lot Ignacious, I wish you luck tomorrow!
Corporal Punishment:
Let me just say that it’s a shame how the valets of XVI treat you. You’re a damn set more attractive than those tramps. Dismissed!
End Interview.
