Post by The Modern Outlaw on Aug 3, 2007 19:54:17 GMT -5
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Katie King, XVI interviewer, gently knocks on a locker room door adorned with a large star marked "Outlaw Inc." She waits several moments, not receiving an answer, before knocking a bit louder. Several seconds later the door swings open as a shirtless and sweating Johnny Kaos comes out.
Johnny:
Who the fuck... oh, it's you. I was wondering when you were gonna come around. Speaking of coming, can you hold on just a sec?
Without waiting for an answer, Johnny slams the door in Katie's face. From within, the sound of pleasurable screaming can be heard, both male and female. Several minutes later, when Johnny re-opens the door he is now wearing a white wife beater and smoking his trademark Marlboro Light. He takes a long drag and releases the smoke in a satisfied sigh.
Johnny:
OK, Ms. King, it is Ms. isn't it? It doesn't really matter anyways. What can I do for ya?
Katie:
Well, Johnny, I just wanted to talk to you about a few things. First off, how does it feel to be back after missing those couple of months due to a broken shoulder?
The mere mention of Johnny's injury causes him to wince and rub at his shoulder.
Johnny:
Well, Katie, it feels pretty damn good! I mean, I have taken some sick bumps in my life, but never, in my 5 years in this business, have I fallen 30 feet through an announce table. But, you know what they say, "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger." And sexier, cuz chicks dig scars.
Johnny laughs a little, before taking another drag from his cigarette. This time he tilts his head back a little before exhaling.
Katie:
OK, Johnny, what are your thoughts one your up coming match for Side Effect this week? It seems you and Jason will be making you return against 2 guys who are making their debut. Any comments?
Johnny:
Yeah, just one, what the fuck!? I can't believe they put a team of such caliber as Outlaw Inc. in the ring with a couple of snot-nosed wannabes. Who are they kidding? These kids don't stand a chance. I hope they didn't plan on sticking around XVI long, because this will be their one and only match. I got 2 words for ya, Katie "squash match."
Katie:
Well, Johnny you sound very cock...ermm...confident in your team's ability. Don't you think that you're underestimating your opponents?
Johnny:
Hell no! Me and Jason are the best damn team in this promotion, hell in the world. The only reason those 2 freaks, aka Thor and Shadow, defeated us was because of some bogus stipulation. Let them step into a straight up match and we'll see who's the better team.
Johnny throws his finished smoke on the ground and grinds it under his heel. He retreats into the locker room and returns with a Bud Light in his hand. He pops the cap off and takes a big swill.
Johnny:
You want one babe?
Katie:
Maybe later. I've got one more question.
Johnny:
Shoot!
Katie:
Do you have any words for Pig Vomit, the men you may be facing at American Dream for the XVI tag team titles?
Johnny takes another drink of his beer and thinks for a moment.
Johnny:
Yea, what kind of team name is Pig Vomit? I mean are you guys referring to your looks or your wrestling ability, cuz if you are i think your team should be named Horse Shit. All joking aside, come American Dream, those titles are ours! And there's not a damn things you 2 clowns can do to stops us. You know why?
Katie shakes her head no.
Johnny:
Simple, because we're stronger, we're faster, and by God we're sexier. We are the ones the fans come to see, we are XVI's franchise team. Not Pig Shit, not A&F, not even Serafin, can handle us. Once we get those titles, we will be the last tag team champions this company ever has. And that, is a guarantee.
Johnny catches Katie checking him out and smiles.
Johnny:
All right babe, we've been playing this game since you got here. Why don't you come inside and have that beer now?
Katie just smiles and signals the cameraman to shut the camera off. Then she walks into the dressing room, followed closely by Johnny. The door shuts before the camera can pick up anything else. But as the camera fades, Johnny's voice can be heard from inside the room.
Johnny:
Hey Kori, we got company!
Katie King, XVI interviewer, gently knocks on a locker room door adorned with a large star marked "Outlaw Inc." She waits several moments, not receiving an answer, before knocking a bit louder. Several seconds later the door swings open as a shirtless and sweating Johnny Kaos comes out.
Johnny:
Who the fuck... oh, it's you. I was wondering when you were gonna come around. Speaking of coming, can you hold on just a sec?
Without waiting for an answer, Johnny slams the door in Katie's face. From within, the sound of pleasurable screaming can be heard, both male and female. Several minutes later, when Johnny re-opens the door he is now wearing a white wife beater and smoking his trademark Marlboro Light. He takes a long drag and releases the smoke in a satisfied sigh.
Johnny:
OK, Ms. King, it is Ms. isn't it? It doesn't really matter anyways. What can I do for ya?
Katie:
Well, Johnny, I just wanted to talk to you about a few things. First off, how does it feel to be back after missing those couple of months due to a broken shoulder?
The mere mention of Johnny's injury causes him to wince and rub at his shoulder.
Johnny:
Well, Katie, it feels pretty damn good! I mean, I have taken some sick bumps in my life, but never, in my 5 years in this business, have I fallen 30 feet through an announce table. But, you know what they say, "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger." And sexier, cuz chicks dig scars.
Johnny laughs a little, before taking another drag from his cigarette. This time he tilts his head back a little before exhaling.
Katie:
OK, Johnny, what are your thoughts one your up coming match for Side Effect this week? It seems you and Jason will be making you return against 2 guys who are making their debut. Any comments?
Johnny:
Yeah, just one, what the fuck!? I can't believe they put a team of such caliber as Outlaw Inc. in the ring with a couple of snot-nosed wannabes. Who are they kidding? These kids don't stand a chance. I hope they didn't plan on sticking around XVI long, because this will be their one and only match. I got 2 words for ya, Katie "squash match."
Katie:
Well, Johnny you sound very cock...ermm...confident in your team's ability. Don't you think that you're underestimating your opponents?
Johnny:
Hell no! Me and Jason are the best damn team in this promotion, hell in the world. The only reason those 2 freaks, aka Thor and Shadow, defeated us was because of some bogus stipulation. Let them step into a straight up match and we'll see who's the better team.
Johnny throws his finished smoke on the ground and grinds it under his heel. He retreats into the locker room and returns with a Bud Light in his hand. He pops the cap off and takes a big swill.
Johnny:
You want one babe?
Katie:
Maybe later. I've got one more question.
Johnny:
Shoot!
Katie:
Do you have any words for Pig Vomit, the men you may be facing at American Dream for the XVI tag team titles?
Johnny takes another drink of his beer and thinks for a moment.
Johnny:
Yea, what kind of team name is Pig Vomit? I mean are you guys referring to your looks or your wrestling ability, cuz if you are i think your team should be named Horse Shit. All joking aside, come American Dream, those titles are ours! And there's not a damn things you 2 clowns can do to stops us. You know why?
Katie shakes her head no.
Johnny:
Simple, because we're stronger, we're faster, and by God we're sexier. We are the ones the fans come to see, we are XVI's franchise team. Not Pig Shit, not A&F, not even Serafin, can handle us. Once we get those titles, we will be the last tag team champions this company ever has. And that, is a guarantee.
Johnny catches Katie checking him out and smiles.
Johnny:
All right babe, we've been playing this game since you got here. Why don't you come inside and have that beer now?
Katie just smiles and signals the cameraman to shut the camera off. Then she walks into the dressing room, followed closely by Johnny. The door shuts before the camera can pick up anything else. But as the camera fades, Johnny's voice can be heard from inside the room.
Johnny:
Hey Kori, we got company!
