Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Jul 31, 2007 13:57:02 GMT -5
Corporal Punishment, as per the usual rhyme and reason of XVI’s underbelly, is conveniently placed within the confines of his own locker room. His trademark green beret is uncharacteristically off of his head, revealing a receding hair line of an auburn color. Reminiscent of the Mr. Smiths of The Matrix. But instead of a calm, collected stare that is familiar with those characters, Corporal Punishment has a deep hearted scowl over his face. Looking from side to side, as he wraps a generous amount of tape around his wrists and between his thumb and index finger. He eventually tears it off with his teeth, almost in a violently angered manner. He then lifts his face up to show the disdain he has on his face towards the camera, and begins to speak his mind once again within the trajectory of the XVI audience.
Corporal Punishment:
This one is for you, Serafin. You sure like to toot your own horns a lot now don’t you? (Mockingly) “I am the best” “No one can beat me” “All my opponents are nothing”. I have news for you Serafin, you haven’t beaten Corporal Punishment until I am dead and buried into the ground! You have claimed to be able to do so before hand, injured me, humiliated me. But by god look who’s still in the graces of The XVI faithful? That’s right maggots ME! Corporal mother (expletive) Punishment!
Corporal Punishment looks down upon his hands and clenches them inwards and outwards, seemingly flexing his ability to move his hands in a way that increases the stiffness, increases the effectiveness perhaps of the very blows he plans on landing on Serafin.
Corporal Punishment:
You like to go on and on and on and on and on! About how great you are, about how corrupt XVI is, about how unfair life has treated you. (Once again, mocking his foes) “My girl friend got kidnapped” “My former woman died and now I hear her voices in my head” “I have bad dreams about being suffocated by some guy in a suit!” Jesus Christ! You wonder why I call you sissy little pencil necked geeks?! I have one very sound piece of advice for you “Demons” Go cry yourself a river, build yourself and bridge, and Get Over It! While your at it, get over yourselves because come this Side Effect, whether we talk trash til doomsday, when its all said and done, you will realize that you have been through a form of Punishment not seen since World War 2!
The Corpoal now slams one fist into the open palm of another. Seemingly holding in so much anger he feels the need to take out his frustration on just about anything he comes across, even his own self.
Corporal Punishment:
I am going to address every single one of your members, so that each and every one of you will know who I am talking to. Instead of standing their in your locker room, shaking your heads like one of your “Tough as Nails” yet indescribably inactive girl friends told you to turn your head and cough! I don’t want any one of you to think for a second that I am holding back any hatred towards any one of you winy little punks!
The Xtreme Armed Force raises up his index finger, and continues to stare into the camera as if he could snap on the poor sap holding it any second.
Corporal Punishment:
One, Jordan “Bullet Proof” Glass. I have wrestled you in countless contests. Actually, I should restate that as I have gone to War with you on countless occasions. I have never once came out on top. That much you say is true, and I will be the first to admit that is a bitter pill to swallow. But for all that medication that I have had to take each time I have fought you, I will be coming back for you now, and each and everyone one of those pills will go straight back down your throat accompanied by bleeding knuckles and clenched fists! This isn’t about winning losing or drawing. This isn’t about your undefeated streaks, or about my lousy record. This is about redemption! This is about Pay Back and Punishment! This is about Serafin Vs. XVI and mark my words Jordan Glass, I will beat the voices out of your head. I will make you forget about Seraphina, and I will make good on my promise that I made all those months ago. I said I would show you that you may be Bullet Proof, but my fists are Piercing Rounds. Now come Side Effect….you will realize what I mean.
The Corp now raises up two fingers, the index and his thumb. He looks slightly mixed about this next one, but continues anyway with what he must do.
Corporal Punishment:
“The New Era Icon” David Calaz. Xtreme Champion. How did you even come by that championship by the way? Do you even remember with all that Serafin bull shit going through your head? Well I do. You had to beat up a woman, not by yourself, not even by cheating could you do it. You needed multiple sneak attacks, over half a dozen chair shots, and need I remind the world that this was a woman? Granted, Rachel has defeated me, and she was as tough as they come, but when a man has to resort to such pathetic tactics over and over and over again just to defeat ANY opponent, shows me that you do not deserve that title David. You have disgraced not just yourself, but the sport of wrestling by your pathetic conduct. Despite what I said to him earlier, I hope that Thor disfigures Jaime Reed beyond recognition. I hope that Thor shows you what its truly like to suffer loss and humiliation. We will see what kind of champion you are when you realize that not even a member of Serafin is untouchable.
And finally, Corporal Punishment raises his middle finger, to form the three. He looks genuinely disappointed in this one, and that makes his facial expression become more of a somber pity than an actual anger.
Corporal Punishment:
Ticker….The Next Generation Champion. Do you even realize what you have gotten yourself into? No I am not talking about what kind of pain or suffering your going to feel at the hands of Warpath and Kid Jack. That’s the least of my worries with you. Don’t you even realize that you are aligned with two men, one of them who tried to quit the company, that don’t give a crap about that title your wearing. The simple fact of why you are even a member of this faction is because you have that belt around your waist. Think about it, do you honestly believe that they would have been talking backstage and said “Hey, that Ticker guy looks like a promising young talent! Maybe he should join us!” No, it’s the simple fact that you’re a champion as to why your valuable to them. Now you choose what you want to do Ticker, but lets be honest, is this really going to get you anywhere in life? I remember you said one time that your dream is to become the World Champion of XVI. If a member of Serafin has that title, and you want to challenge for it, your going to go the same route as Randy Orton in Evolution. They will betray you, they will massacre you, and strip you of your title, and you will be left alone. Scared, and helpless. Because Neither Serafin nor XVI will trust you ever again. You are the most vulnerable in this confrontation boy. So for your sake, I hope to God you know what your doing…
Dismissed!
Corporal Punishment:
This one is for you, Serafin. You sure like to toot your own horns a lot now don’t you? (Mockingly) “I am the best” “No one can beat me” “All my opponents are nothing”. I have news for you Serafin, you haven’t beaten Corporal Punishment until I am dead and buried into the ground! You have claimed to be able to do so before hand, injured me, humiliated me. But by god look who’s still in the graces of The XVI faithful? That’s right maggots ME! Corporal mother (expletive) Punishment!
Corporal Punishment looks down upon his hands and clenches them inwards and outwards, seemingly flexing his ability to move his hands in a way that increases the stiffness, increases the effectiveness perhaps of the very blows he plans on landing on Serafin.
Corporal Punishment:
You like to go on and on and on and on and on! About how great you are, about how corrupt XVI is, about how unfair life has treated you. (Once again, mocking his foes) “My girl friend got kidnapped” “My former woman died and now I hear her voices in my head” “I have bad dreams about being suffocated by some guy in a suit!” Jesus Christ! You wonder why I call you sissy little pencil necked geeks?! I have one very sound piece of advice for you “Demons” Go cry yourself a river, build yourself and bridge, and Get Over It! While your at it, get over yourselves because come this Side Effect, whether we talk trash til doomsday, when its all said and done, you will realize that you have been through a form of Punishment not seen since World War 2!
The Corpoal now slams one fist into the open palm of another. Seemingly holding in so much anger he feels the need to take out his frustration on just about anything he comes across, even his own self.
Corporal Punishment:
I am going to address every single one of your members, so that each and every one of you will know who I am talking to. Instead of standing their in your locker room, shaking your heads like one of your “Tough as Nails” yet indescribably inactive girl friends told you to turn your head and cough! I don’t want any one of you to think for a second that I am holding back any hatred towards any one of you winy little punks!
The Xtreme Armed Force raises up his index finger, and continues to stare into the camera as if he could snap on the poor sap holding it any second.
Corporal Punishment:
One, Jordan “Bullet Proof” Glass. I have wrestled you in countless contests. Actually, I should restate that as I have gone to War with you on countless occasions. I have never once came out on top. That much you say is true, and I will be the first to admit that is a bitter pill to swallow. But for all that medication that I have had to take each time I have fought you, I will be coming back for you now, and each and everyone one of those pills will go straight back down your throat accompanied by bleeding knuckles and clenched fists! This isn’t about winning losing or drawing. This isn’t about your undefeated streaks, or about my lousy record. This is about redemption! This is about Pay Back and Punishment! This is about Serafin Vs. XVI and mark my words Jordan Glass, I will beat the voices out of your head. I will make you forget about Seraphina, and I will make good on my promise that I made all those months ago. I said I would show you that you may be Bullet Proof, but my fists are Piercing Rounds. Now come Side Effect….you will realize what I mean.
The Corp now raises up two fingers, the index and his thumb. He looks slightly mixed about this next one, but continues anyway with what he must do.
Corporal Punishment:
“The New Era Icon” David Calaz. Xtreme Champion. How did you even come by that championship by the way? Do you even remember with all that Serafin bull shit going through your head? Well I do. You had to beat up a woman, not by yourself, not even by cheating could you do it. You needed multiple sneak attacks, over half a dozen chair shots, and need I remind the world that this was a woman? Granted, Rachel has defeated me, and she was as tough as they come, but when a man has to resort to such pathetic tactics over and over and over again just to defeat ANY opponent, shows me that you do not deserve that title David. You have disgraced not just yourself, but the sport of wrestling by your pathetic conduct. Despite what I said to him earlier, I hope that Thor disfigures Jaime Reed beyond recognition. I hope that Thor shows you what its truly like to suffer loss and humiliation. We will see what kind of champion you are when you realize that not even a member of Serafin is untouchable.
And finally, Corporal Punishment raises his middle finger, to form the three. He looks genuinely disappointed in this one, and that makes his facial expression become more of a somber pity than an actual anger.
Corporal Punishment:
Ticker….The Next Generation Champion. Do you even realize what you have gotten yourself into? No I am not talking about what kind of pain or suffering your going to feel at the hands of Warpath and Kid Jack. That’s the least of my worries with you. Don’t you even realize that you are aligned with two men, one of them who tried to quit the company, that don’t give a crap about that title your wearing. The simple fact of why you are even a member of this faction is because you have that belt around your waist. Think about it, do you honestly believe that they would have been talking backstage and said “Hey, that Ticker guy looks like a promising young talent! Maybe he should join us!” No, it’s the simple fact that you’re a champion as to why your valuable to them. Now you choose what you want to do Ticker, but lets be honest, is this really going to get you anywhere in life? I remember you said one time that your dream is to become the World Champion of XVI. If a member of Serafin has that title, and you want to challenge for it, your going to go the same route as Randy Orton in Evolution. They will betray you, they will massacre you, and strip you of your title, and you will be left alone. Scared, and helpless. Because Neither Serafin nor XVI will trust you ever again. You are the most vulnerable in this confrontation boy. So for your sake, I hope to God you know what your doing…
Dismissed!
