Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Jul 30, 2007 13:55:31 GMT -5
There was once a time where XVI was safe from this kind of bullshit politics. A time where one could bust some skulls, down a few beers, and share a good laugh with the rest of the roster. There was a certain level of RESPECT that was earned simply by stepping into the ring with one of your own. You were family, you were accepted. Now, XVI has been riddled with greed, petty jealousy, backstage politics and overall a real crappy environment. Everyone is out for Number One. There is no share and share alike. There is no more building up your opponent and worrying more about keeping the fans happy rather than keeping your own wallet stuffed. This is what the world fails to realize, that this isn’t about Makaveli, this isn’t about not getting your fair shot at a title, this isn’t about egos or pushes or rebellion. This is about Xtreme Vicious Intent. And who exactly is going to walk out of it on top, night after night. And there is one man who doesn’t plan on going down.
Corporal Punishment:
Jesus people what are you thinking?!
The Corp is standing near the end of the public locker room. In front of him are a few developmental talents, Sah’ta Thor is shortly behind his Warpath comrade, and The Corporal looks genuinely pissed.
Corporal Punishment:
Is this riff raff you call developmental talent actually under guaranteed deals? Shenanigans I say! By God your ignorance and pure lack of enthusiasm is enough to make me want to pound some pussies, whup some wussies, and while I’m at it, (pointing towards Johnny Rocket) I want to kick your ass!
“That 50’’s Guy” Johnny Rocket:
Now Corp-
The Corporal grabs the sissy greaser by his pointy little head and rams him into the side of the concrete walls, knocking the poor kid unconscious.
Corporal Punishment:
Stand at attention maggots! You have a job to do, and I don’t care what some sissy little pencil necked geek named Calaz or Ticker or Jordan have told you, you have a dedication to this business and to these fans that requires your utmost attention! Get your butts in gear before I put the fear of God in your pansy little asses! Dismissed!
The rest of the developmental talent scurry out of the locker room, each more frantic than the last as they stare into the rage filled scar tissued eyes of The Corporal. Thor comes from behind Corp and kicks over the body of the jobber, and smiles devilishly as he looks over to his partner.
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
You certainly know how to deal with the weaklings. What about those filth known as Serafin? Do you think for one second that your little pep talks or harsh monologues are gong to affect these demons one bit?
The former army commander looks down upon his much shorter, but possibly much more violent ally. He stares coldly into the eyes of Thor, and speaks in a similarly icy demeanor.
Corporal Punishment:
You have a lot of spunk talking to man like myself as if I don’t know what we are up against. These three snot nosed punks don’t know the half of what kind of Punishment lies in wait for them. They may be close to having all the gold, but we have a certifiable wild card with us in the form of The King of Xtreme, Kid Jack. He has fought both Calaz and Jordan, I have done the same, and you yourself have fought all three! Together we have enough combined experience to whup these slack jawed dimwits into next Tuesday!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
You mean tommorow?
Corpoal Punishment:
Don’t bother me with details! Point is simply this, I have the power, you have the speed and mean streak, and Kid Jack has the experience and savvy we need to make a total package! Lets lay out a plan as to how we can handle this strategically!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
I want Calaz. You know that. As long as I have Jaime Reed I have a distinct psychological advantage over the Xtreme Champion. I will be able to pick apart his moves one after the other, and before he knows it, I will have him beat.
Corporal Punishment:
By the way, the whole Jaime Reed thing is completely creepy. You do what you want with the little whore, but don’t get me involved with your coffins or bleeding hearts or any such crap!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
What’s the matter Corp? Scared to death?
Corporal Punishment:
I prefer to call it cautious of where I leave my tracks. Anyway! Kid Jack has a bit of a score to settle with Ticker I am sure, but perhaps he would like it more if he were able to get a crack at Jordan for preventing him from getting his first win?
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
ALL of Serafin has been preventing him of getting his wins! But everyone gets what’s coming to them in the end, and I am sure Kid Jack will exact his at The American Dream.
Corporal Punishment:
And I will squash that little insect Ticker. He will know by the end of August 5th that he has made the single greatest mistake of his life by joining with those Rogue Vagabonds! They will see, they will ALL see!
With that, Corporal Punishment turns to exit, as does Thor, but before they leave the locker room, they turn towards the cameraman.
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Be warned Serafin….we are on a Warpath…
Corporal Punishment:
And at the end, you will be Dismissed!!!
End Segment.
Corporal Punishment:
Jesus people what are you thinking?!
The Corp is standing near the end of the public locker room. In front of him are a few developmental talents, Sah’ta Thor is shortly behind his Warpath comrade, and The Corporal looks genuinely pissed.
Corporal Punishment:
Is this riff raff you call developmental talent actually under guaranteed deals? Shenanigans I say! By God your ignorance and pure lack of enthusiasm is enough to make me want to pound some pussies, whup some wussies, and while I’m at it, (pointing towards Johnny Rocket) I want to kick your ass!
“That 50’’s Guy” Johnny Rocket:
Now Corp-
The Corporal grabs the sissy greaser by his pointy little head and rams him into the side of the concrete walls, knocking the poor kid unconscious.
Corporal Punishment:
Stand at attention maggots! You have a job to do, and I don’t care what some sissy little pencil necked geek named Calaz or Ticker or Jordan have told you, you have a dedication to this business and to these fans that requires your utmost attention! Get your butts in gear before I put the fear of God in your pansy little asses! Dismissed!
The rest of the developmental talent scurry out of the locker room, each more frantic than the last as they stare into the rage filled scar tissued eyes of The Corporal. Thor comes from behind Corp and kicks over the body of the jobber, and smiles devilishly as he looks over to his partner.
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
You certainly know how to deal with the weaklings. What about those filth known as Serafin? Do you think for one second that your little pep talks or harsh monologues are gong to affect these demons one bit?
The former army commander looks down upon his much shorter, but possibly much more violent ally. He stares coldly into the eyes of Thor, and speaks in a similarly icy demeanor.
Corporal Punishment:
You have a lot of spunk talking to man like myself as if I don’t know what we are up against. These three snot nosed punks don’t know the half of what kind of Punishment lies in wait for them. They may be close to having all the gold, but we have a certifiable wild card with us in the form of The King of Xtreme, Kid Jack. He has fought both Calaz and Jordan, I have done the same, and you yourself have fought all three! Together we have enough combined experience to whup these slack jawed dimwits into next Tuesday!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
You mean tommorow?
Corpoal Punishment:
Don’t bother me with details! Point is simply this, I have the power, you have the speed and mean streak, and Kid Jack has the experience and savvy we need to make a total package! Lets lay out a plan as to how we can handle this strategically!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
I want Calaz. You know that. As long as I have Jaime Reed I have a distinct psychological advantage over the Xtreme Champion. I will be able to pick apart his moves one after the other, and before he knows it, I will have him beat.
Corporal Punishment:
By the way, the whole Jaime Reed thing is completely creepy. You do what you want with the little whore, but don’t get me involved with your coffins or bleeding hearts or any such crap!
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
What’s the matter Corp? Scared to death?
Corporal Punishment:
I prefer to call it cautious of where I leave my tracks. Anyway! Kid Jack has a bit of a score to settle with Ticker I am sure, but perhaps he would like it more if he were able to get a crack at Jordan for preventing him from getting his first win?
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
ALL of Serafin has been preventing him of getting his wins! But everyone gets what’s coming to them in the end, and I am sure Kid Jack will exact his at The American Dream.
Corporal Punishment:
And I will squash that little insect Ticker. He will know by the end of August 5th that he has made the single greatest mistake of his life by joining with those Rogue Vagabonds! They will see, they will ALL see!
With that, Corporal Punishment turns to exit, as does Thor, but before they leave the locker room, they turn towards the cameraman.
“The Destroyer Unleashed” Sah’ta Thor:
Be warned Serafin….we are on a Warpath…
Corporal Punishment:
And at the end, you will be Dismissed!!!
End Segment.