Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 20, 2007 22:48:54 GMT -5
Jake Xavier sat alone in the dark, waiting for it. There was no colors, just darkness, yet he saw the light. The room was depressing and sadistic, yet he felt happy. He was waiting for something, waiting for something that he wanted for a long, long, long time. He saw it coming for a while, waiting for it to reach for him. He heard the footsteps, he heard him coming. He told himself that he would come for him soon, he told himself to be prepared for him.
Finally, the footsteps stopped coming from him. Finally, the sound he'd make officially came. The doorbell rang, and Jake knew that it was him. He opened the door, slowly. He was dehydrated and starved, as he spent all his time waiting for him. But when he saw him he knew he spent his time wisely....
The Pizza was here!
Jake licked his lips, and smirked at the Pizza Delivery guy. The man wore a “Pizza Hut” Cap with a matching pair of pants and a red shirt. The young teenager looked at Jake confused.
..:Pizza Guy:..
That'll be 12.99, sir.
Jake didn't pay attention to the man, instead, continued staring at the pepperoni pizza, drooling rapidly. The pizza guy stamped his foot, waiting.
..:Pizza Guy:..
That'll be 12.99! Pay up!
Jake soon snaps out of his state of mind and looked at the Pizza Guy. He then stared at his watch, then looked at the teen again, finally looking back at his watch.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Your late.
..:Pizza Guy:..
No, I'm not?
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yes, you are. Your two minutes late. [/b]
..:Pizza Guy:..
You've been staring at the Pizza for the last 2 minutes since I got here.
Jake, before he could speak, stops and thinks. He holds his chin, and stares at the man.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Touche...
..:Pizza Guy:..
So, 12.99 please.
Jake withdraws two bills from his pocket, and looks at the aggravated man.
..:Jake Xavier:..
How about this, I'll give you six bucks and you let me off the hook. [/b]
Jake holds out the six dollars.
..:Pizza Guy:..
Um..No. Pay me the 12.99 please.
..:Jake Xavier:..
No! You are late! [/b]
..:Pizza Guy:..
Then no pizza!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh no! Not my baby! Please god no!!!
Jake drops to his knees and begins to cry.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Please!! I'll give you everything to my name! Just let me have my baby! [/b]
The pizza guy puts his hand over his face, and shakes his head. He finally drops his hands and sighs.
..:Pizza Guy:..
Dude! Just take the pizza already!
Jake wipes a tear from his eye and looks up at the Pizza Guy.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Really? [/b]
..:Pizza Guy:..
Just give me the six bucks and I'll leave.
Jake begins to cry again.
..:Pizza Guy:..
OK MAN! Just take the pizza for free! Just let me go, please!
Jake smiles, jumps to his feet and takes the pizza. He looks at the guy, and swings the door closed, and walks into the kitchen. He wipes the tears from his eyes and laughs.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Happens every time, suckers.
Jake laughs a little more, then opens the pizza box and grabs a big juicy slice. He withdraws it and puts it in his mouth, and begins to chew through the tasty cheese and the meaty toppings.
..:Jake Xavier:..
I feel like a Ninja Turtle!
Jake begins imitate a bunch of crazy ninja moves until he begins to choke on his pizza.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh..shit... [/b]
Jake begins to cough as the piece of pepperoni gets stuck in his throat. Soon, Jordan Glass is awoke by the coughing, and walks down over a staircase where he sees Jake, still choking.
..:Jordan Glass:..
What the hell?
Jordan runs over to Jake quickly and swings his hand right into the back of Jake. Jake then coughs one more time, letting a piece of pepperoni fly half across the kitchen, landing straight into the wall, smudging a bit of pizza sauce into the wall. Jake then drops his pizza, and looks very sad.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Aww man! I lost my piece of pizza. Need another one. [/b]
Jake walks over to the pizza box and grabs another pizza slice. He then looks at the aggravated Jordan.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh, wait. Do you want one? [/b]
..:Jordan Glass:..
What the FUCK is up with you? First you start acting all weird and stuff..and I don't mean normal sad, sadistic, depressed Jake, I'm talking all, I love food, staying up late listening to rock music Jake. What is going on, man?
..:Jake Xavier:..
What do you mean man? I'm just feeling happy!
..:Jordan Glass:..
You've been like this for the last week! I find it doubtfully that you could be happy for a full day, let alone a full week! I'v known you for a long time and it doesn't take a lot to get you angry!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Dude! Calm down, you being all angry and stuff is like taking all the air in this room. I want to breathe too you know! God! [/b]
Jake bites into his new piece of pizza again, and begins to chew a huge chunk of it.
..:Jordan Glass:..
And why aren't you getting ready for your match yet? You need sleep you know, Prozac isn't the easiest opponent in the world. He's been challenging.
Jake laughs a little and starts to talk with the piece of food in his mouth.
..:Jake Xavier:.
Oh no! I'm against Prozac, I'm so scared of his pussiness. He's going to hurt me. I'm never going to beat someone who you beat many, many times before! Oh no!!!! Listen man, if anyone's going to beat me, it sure isn't going to be him.
Now, you probably are going to bring up that one time where I lost to Ritalin. But once again, that was a minor screw-up and that won't happen ever again. I'm Jake Xavier, dammit! I'm not going to lose to anyone for now on! My former losses aren't going to compare with my future. Lets just say, I have “something” on my side. [/b]
Jake swallows his piece of pizza and takes another bite.
..:Jake Xavier:..
After I go on to defeat Prozac tomorrow night with ease, I will go on to Highway to Hell to defeat Justin “The Loser” Evans and “Justa-Homo” Ticker to retain NEXTGEN Championship, and then go on to team with you to defeat The Homo Brothers..err..I mean Meds, then The Unholy Legion, aka the Mark Calaway fangroup, then the UnNaturals, which seem like they have to talk to Chase Stevens with the name problem them. Understand my plan, J-Man? [/b]
Jake smiles and eats another piece of pizza.
..:Jordan Glass:..
Seriously man..theres something wrong with you..go get some sleep or something. Your eyes are all red and bloodshot and you look like you really need the rest. So, go, get some sleep.
Jake's mouth opens wide.
..:Jake Xavier:..
What! What do you take me for? An asshole! No! I'm not sleeping yet! I have some friends I have to eat before I go ANYWHERE. [/b]
Jake rubs down the pizza box.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yes..Yea..I know..Jordan can be an asshole. I don't know why he doesn't understand you, I understand you perfectly.
Pizza Box:
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yes, but he can be nice so far. And calm down with the language, he might hear you, you know.
..:Pizza Box:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
You want me to do what!? [/b]
..:Pizza Box:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Not in front of Jordan! It's embarrassing to do that! I'll eat you later...I'm sure I will.. Just calm down, and watch your language! I told you before! He's right here!
Jake faces a stare with the box of Pizza.
..:Jordan Glass:..
Dude, theres seriously something wrong with you. You really, really, really, need help. Just let me take you to the doctor tomorrow, I won't him to run a few tests on you after your match.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Doctor? Why? I'm not sick!? I see no need for me to go to the doctor! [/b]
..:Jordan Glass:..
Your going, that's the end of it! I feel like I'm your parent and your some stupid child! God! I want to get to the bottom of this and find out what's up with you!
..:Jake Xavier:..
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! THATS IT! ME AND CINDY ARE LEAVING THE ROOM! THERES NO WAY WE CAN STAY IN THIS ROOM WITH YOU! [/b]
Jordan stares at Jake confused as Jake lifts up the pizza box and puts it under his arm.
..:Jordan Glass:..
Cindy? Who's Cindy?
Jake holds out the Pizza Box.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Cindy! [/b]
..:Jordan Glass:..
JAKE! It's a PIZZA Box!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Don't just call my baby a Pizza Box! How would you like it if I called you a Pizza Box! Yea! I went that low! Now, I'm leaving, and leave me alone!
..:Jordan Glass:..
Dude, whatever! I'm not putting up with you anymore. Your acting insane! You and your stupid pizza box!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Don't talk about Cindy that way! She's right here! [/b]
..:Jordan Glass:..
She's not human! She can't understand! She's a box!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Just shut up! And don't come down to the ring with my tomorrow for side-effect! Instead, I'll get Cindy to! Unless she's nice! Man, your such a box-racist! Your a Anti-Pizzer! That's exactly what you are! Do you know how many Pizza Steriotypes there are! Just no what, don't talk to me! Good night, racist! [/b]
..:Jordan Glass:..
Wait!
But before Jordan could stop Jake, Jake stampeded his way up the stairs and closed his bedroom door, and began to talk to the box about what just happened. Jordan sighed and walked up into his own bed as they fell asleep.
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