Post by The Dynasty on May 8, 2007 14:02:14 GMT -5
A XVI house show is taking place at an arena located somewhere outside Philadelphia. Not a sold-out crowd,but a good size one for a house show.Few thousand fans packed inside watching some no name jobbers battle it out in the ring,hoping to catch a glimpse of some XVI superstar. Some fans hold up signs, "Any Questions?","You Just Got Dropped","Calaz Owns",and "I'm bulletproof too!!", are just of the signs scattered throughout the arena. As the jobbers go back and forth trading blows and trying to prove to these fans that they have skill,jobber one picks the other one up powerbomb him onto the mat. The jobber doesn't go for the cover instead he decides to taunt his opponent,As he parades around the ring the crowd starts to chant, "ASSHOLE,ASSHOLE."All of a sudden a huge pyro explosion goes off and "I'm Talkin To U" by T.I plays through the PA system. The fans inside the arena start to cheer as Justin "The Answer" Evans comes from behind the curtains. He stands at the head of the walkway, a blue Golden State Warriors fitted on his head,a rock in each ear,his long platinum chain hangs from his neck,a white t-shirt with black lettering that read "Next NexGen Champ",a pair of denim shorts and a pair of black Jordan's.He starts to walk towards the ring slapping fives with some fans.He looks up into the ring at the two jobbers still going at it now,Justin slides under the rope into the ring. The crowd cheers as Evan's stands behind the first jobber waiting for him to turn around. Evans taps him on the shoulder,and just as he turns around Evans grabs him and gives him the Final Answer as the fans in the arena erupt. He turns around looking for the other jobber,but he's already halfway up the ramp going backstage. The crowd starts chanting "ANSWER,ANSWER,ANSWER", he laughs as the jobbers flee and looks around at the crowd cheering his name. The ring announcer tosses the mic into the ring,he catches it and puts the mic up to his lips.
You all seemed like you were over those guys,so I thought I'd get rid of em for ya.
He laughs as the crowd cheers,and he puts the mic back up to his lips.
I did come out here for a reason,but before that.How ya like my shirt?
He shows off the front then turns around and shows the back that reads "ANY QUESTIONS CHUMPS?".
So next Monday at Side Effect yours truly has a NexGen title match.
The crowd cheers.
Against Ticker,Nero and of course the chump-I mean the champ Jake "Mommy and Daddy didn't love me" Xavier. Let's start with you Jake, last Monday you couldn't handle the fact that you were gonna lose so what did you do? You "snapped" and went and grabbed that singapore cane,oh and don't worry my ribs are just fine.I'm a solider son. Jake,I know your depressed,crazy, schizo, impotent and whatever else,but look I wanna up the ante a little bit. You wanna bring your toys because you cant fight fair well fine, then I'll bring mine too. Actually,I think I'll go ask Makavelli if he can make this a No Dq title match.
As the crowd cheers,he lowers the mic from lips and looks around.
Jake,you better hold that title real tight while you still have it,because I will walk out with that title Monday.By ANY means necessary. I will get you back for coming after me that cane,I will give you a Bronx style beat down and it won't be pretty I can guarantee you that. So,while you sit in your corner and cry,rock back and forth,talk to yourself,play with yourself,WHATEVER it is you do.Make sure you shine that title up real nice and enjoy your time with,because this time next week it WILL be around my waist.
He lowers the mic and raises his arms up as the crowd cheers. He licks his lips and laughs a little as he put the mic back up to his lips.
Nero and Ticker don't Think I forgot about either of your bustas. Nero,honestly don't know why your getting a shot at what's rightfully mine,but whatever I don't argue with the Boss. I'll give you one warning,don't get in my way. I might feel bad if I have to bust a steel chair over your head.....NOTTTTTT!!!
He laughs a little bit,as the crowd cheers.
And of course,Ticker. You still can't get enough of me kicking your ass huh? Anyways,Ticker I've told you quite a few times the title is mine,and I won't stop at anything till I get it. So if that means I gotta drop you with the Final Answer or the Bronx Bomb then so be it chump. One day you might learn,you and your 5 cent MC Hammer Catch phase. U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!..wait don't stop HAMMER TIME!!!
He does a little MC Hammer dance and laughs.
Alright,alright,lemme stop.SO look,Nero,Ticker and Of course Crybaby Jake after next Monday I will be the NexGen Champ..ANY QUESTIONS??
He drops the mic and points to the back of shirt.He slides under the ropes and make his way up the ramp,stopping and signing a few autographs and slapping five with some of the fans.He makes his way up the walkway and disappears backstage.
