Post by prozac on Apr 15, 2007 20:27:29 GMT -5
Scene opens outside the Desinta movie theater in New Windsor, NY where Rob, Bert and a couple of there friends are going to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. You can see Rob and Bert waiting in line outside. Rob is wearing a black t-shirt that has a picture of Tupac on it with dark blue jeans and black Dwayne Wade shoes, Bert is wearing a Black shirt with Scarface on it with black G-unit pants, black and white converses with an all black Atlanta Braves fitted hat. Around the theater you can see a liquor store, a comic book store, a bank, and a pizza place. Rob and Bert are waiting on line and there friends went to go get some pizza.
Rob:
These people need to hurry up because im hungry.
Bert:
Yeah really. And for some reason this line won’t ever move. I swear you can get this line moving faster if you had some god damn monkeys working behind the fucking counter.
You can hear an annoyed tone in there voices.
Rob:
Yeah man I mean this job cant be that hard you press a button then hand people there tickets tell them to enjoy the movie...that’s it. You don’t need a high school diploma to do that.
Bert laughs and shakes his head before turning his head to face Rob
Bert:
I hear you there and I don’t fucking get what’s up with everything in the movie theater being so god damn expensive and shit.
Scene flashes over after another 15 minutes of waiting online there are still a lot of people in front of them and they are still waiting for there friends to return with the pizza.
Rob sighs heavily before he speaks.
Rob:
I swear to god I hate life.
Bert chuckles as he turns to face Rob.
Bert:
Dude……..I farted.
Rob takes a deep breath and glances at Bert for only a second before focusing back on the front of the line.
Rob:
Thanks for sharing. I swear I hate it though they make you sit on online for about 5 hours just to see a movie that’s 2 hours long its bullshit.
Bert:
Yeah that’s true. Dude the guy behind us is like 4 million pounds and cross eyed as hell.
Bert is talking a lot louder then he realizes.
Rob Slaps his forehead and drags his hand down his face and then looks at Bert who is smirking and trying not to laugh.)
Rob
What’s wrong with you?
Rob turns around to apologize to the man only to see that the guy is very fat and cross eyed. So rob quickly turns back around facing forward and tries not to laugh. Bert then leans over towards Rob and whispers.
Bert:
I told you. It’s weird.
Rob Stops laughing and stands up straight.
Finally they reach the front of the line. But there friends still haven’t returned.
Bert:
Fuck them im buying the tickets for us that’s it.
Rob:
Yeah they didn’t bring us food.
They walk forward to the window where a young blond man looking like he is in his mid twenties sits behind the glass.
Ticket guy:
Hi how can I help you?
Bert:
Give me your money ill pay for it all together.
Bert turns to face Rob and extends his hand. Rob hands Bert his money for the ticket than Bert turns around and looks at the ticket guy.
Bert
Two for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles please.
Ticket guy:
Oh I’m sorry we’re sold out of TMNT.
Bert’s face becomes twisted as the anger builds within him.
Bert:
You’re sold out?
Rob:
UH OH!
Rob rolls his eyes and slowly walks away. Scene ends with Bert screaming at the ticket guy and pounding on the glass that the guy is standing behind.
Rob:
These people need to hurry up because im hungry.
Bert:
Yeah really. And for some reason this line won’t ever move. I swear you can get this line moving faster if you had some god damn monkeys working behind the fucking counter.
You can hear an annoyed tone in there voices.
Rob:
Yeah man I mean this job cant be that hard you press a button then hand people there tickets tell them to enjoy the movie...that’s it. You don’t need a high school diploma to do that.
Bert laughs and shakes his head before turning his head to face Rob
Bert:
I hear you there and I don’t fucking get what’s up with everything in the movie theater being so god damn expensive and shit.
Scene flashes over after another 15 minutes of waiting online there are still a lot of people in front of them and they are still waiting for there friends to return with the pizza.
Rob sighs heavily before he speaks.
Rob:
I swear to god I hate life.
Bert chuckles as he turns to face Rob.
Bert:
Dude……..I farted.
Rob takes a deep breath and glances at Bert for only a second before focusing back on the front of the line.
Rob:
Thanks for sharing. I swear I hate it though they make you sit on online for about 5 hours just to see a movie that’s 2 hours long its bullshit.
Bert:
Yeah that’s true. Dude the guy behind us is like 4 million pounds and cross eyed as hell.
Bert is talking a lot louder then he realizes.
Rob Slaps his forehead and drags his hand down his face and then looks at Bert who is smirking and trying not to laugh.)
Rob
What’s wrong with you?
Rob turns around to apologize to the man only to see that the guy is very fat and cross eyed. So rob quickly turns back around facing forward and tries not to laugh. Bert then leans over towards Rob and whispers.
Bert:
I told you. It’s weird.
Rob Stops laughing and stands up straight.
Finally they reach the front of the line. But there friends still haven’t returned.
Bert:
Fuck them im buying the tickets for us that’s it.
Rob:
Yeah they didn’t bring us food.
They walk forward to the window where a young blond man looking like he is in his mid twenties sits behind the glass.
Ticket guy:
Hi how can I help you?
Bert:
Give me your money ill pay for it all together.
Bert turns to face Rob and extends his hand. Rob hands Bert his money for the ticket than Bert turns around and looks at the ticket guy.
Bert
Two for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles please.
Ticket guy:
Oh I’m sorry we’re sold out of TMNT.
Bert’s face becomes twisted as the anger builds within him.
Bert:
You’re sold out?
Rob:
UH OH!
Rob rolls his eyes and slowly walks away. Scene ends with Bert screaming at the ticket guy and pounding on the glass that the guy is standing behind.