Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Apr 15, 2007 13:28:57 GMT -5
Corporal Punishment is standing tall and smug inside the backstage interviewing area of Side Effect. He is back in his full military regalia. If he suffered broken ribs, bruises facial features, or what so, he has cleverly covered it up with heavily padded militaristic garb and makeup. He is towering over a rather helpless, puny looking man. Complete with three piece suit and bowtie. The man could be no younger than 44.
Leo Hughes:
Welcome everyone to Side Effect! This is your backstage interviewer for the night, Leo Hughes, standing with Americas own, Corporal Punishment. Now Corporal, tonight you have to fight 3 other very promising opponents, do you think you may be just a little overwhelmed against these odds?
Corporal Punishment cracks his neck and wrings his wrists with his powerful hands, and stares, one eye blind and all, in the general direction of the camera.
Corporal Punishment:
If you excuse me Mr. Hughes. I am going to go on and do what generic wrestling icons do. And that is run down my opponents, one by one, expressing my thoughts concering each of them.
Leo Hughes:
By all means, thats what these bland interview segments are for!
Corporal Punishment:
First, i got to a man who claims to be a "New Era Icon". Somewhat of an Impact player in these parts. David Calaz, your sticking your head in territory out of your comfort zone boy. My advice to you, stay in your bunker and guard the rations while the big boys have their day in battle. Understood?!
Now, Sah'ta Thor. Let me tell you one thing, if you ever stepped into my line, and introduced yourself with that kindof name, i would slap you so silly your childrens children would still be laughing. Hell, you'd be lucky if i didnt report you to the proper authorities for conspiracy of Terrorism. Once again, just like Calaz, you would be better suited sticking to your LARP sessions and pretending to shoot lighting bolts at your other pathetic compadres instead of trying to go toe to toe with Punishment.
And now for you, Prozac. You drugged up, self serving, pile of crap. I am on to you. I will be watching ever so closely, for once my superiors give me the word. BAM! You will be blown out of the water so fast you may mistake yourself for a beached whale. You hold your titles with such “Xtreme” regard. Try earning a purple heart. Try getting yourself a badge of honor. For God’s sake do something productive with your lives and start serving your fellow man instead of yourselves. That goes to all of you Privates! After the Punishment you will receive. Pure, hate filled, Wanton Punishment. You will realize that there is only one truly dominant force in XVI. And that is Corporal Punishment!
Dismissed!
[/b][/center]Leo Hughes:
Welcome everyone to Side Effect! This is your backstage interviewer for the night, Leo Hughes, standing with Americas own, Corporal Punishment. Now Corporal, tonight you have to fight 3 other very promising opponents, do you think you may be just a little overwhelmed against these odds?
Corporal Punishment cracks his neck and wrings his wrists with his powerful hands, and stares, one eye blind and all, in the general direction of the camera.
Corporal Punishment:
If you excuse me Mr. Hughes. I am going to go on and do what generic wrestling icons do. And that is run down my opponents, one by one, expressing my thoughts concering each of them.
Leo Hughes:
By all means, thats what these bland interview segments are for!
Corporal Punishment:
First, i got to a man who claims to be a "New Era Icon". Somewhat of an Impact player in these parts. David Calaz, your sticking your head in territory out of your comfort zone boy. My advice to you, stay in your bunker and guard the rations while the big boys have their day in battle. Understood?!
Now, Sah'ta Thor. Let me tell you one thing, if you ever stepped into my line, and introduced yourself with that kindof name, i would slap you so silly your childrens children would still be laughing. Hell, you'd be lucky if i didnt report you to the proper authorities for conspiracy of Terrorism. Once again, just like Calaz, you would be better suited sticking to your LARP sessions and pretending to shoot lighting bolts at your other pathetic compadres instead of trying to go toe to toe with Punishment.
And now for you, Prozac. You drugged up, self serving, pile of crap. I am on to you. I will be watching ever so closely, for once my superiors give me the word. BAM! You will be blown out of the water so fast you may mistake yourself for a beached whale. You hold your titles with such “Xtreme” regard. Try earning a purple heart. Try getting yourself a badge of honor. For God’s sake do something productive with your lives and start serving your fellow man instead of yourselves. That goes to all of you Privates! After the Punishment you will receive. Pure, hate filled, Wanton Punishment. You will realize that there is only one truly dominant force in XVI. And that is Corporal Punishment!
Dismissed!
