Post by b3rt77 on Apr 8, 2007 22:01:47 GMT -5
Scene opens as Prozac walks into a very fancy Italian restaurant wearing a dark navy blue tuxedo with black dress shoes following him is Ritalin wearing a long sleeve shirt with a tuxedo printed on the shirt wearing a black fitted Yankee hat with thin red stripes going down the side of the hat and black faded jeans with all black Dwayne wade converses. They are at the restaurant to meet up with two girls that Prozac met at a night club a few nights ago. They walk towards the waiter and ask if there guest have arrived yet.
Waiter:
Yes your friends are here let me show you to your table.
Bert:
About time man we’ve been waiting here for what about 2 minutes now sheesh I’m starving here.
Rob:
Can you please behave for just one night? Please…ill buy you one of those bounce balls that you like.
Rob gives Bert a dirty look
Bert:
No that’s ok I’ll be good. (smiling)
Rob:
Thank you.
They both turns and walks to the table and greets the two girls and sits down next to one girl but Bert sits next to the other girl and kind of stares at her.
Bert:
Girl I know your feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day. What’s your name?
Tiffany:
I’m Tiffany and this is Christy.
Christy:
Nice to meet you Bert, Robert has told us a lot about you.
Bert:
Robert? Who’s Robert?
Rob:
I am you idiot.
Bert:
No your name is Rob I mean what the hell kind of name is Robert. (laughs)
Rob:
Sorry about that he told me he would be good I didn’t realize he was a little kid anymore.
Rob gives Bert the same dirty look that Rob gave him earlier.
Bert:
Little kid? I don’t think so if I were a little kid how could I be able to order Hustler every month huh?
Rob:
Please shut up…and I am the one that orders Hustler.
Bert:
So tiffany you want to see my frog? I have him right here.
Bert reaches into his pocket and pulls out a big frog and holds it towards the two girls. The two girls start screaming and run out of the restaurant.
Rob:
Well I hope you’re happy. And why are you carrying a frog with you?
Bert:
I don’t know I just thought it would be pretty funny. Watch this.
Scene fades as Bert sets a spoon up on the edge of the table and puts the frog on the spoon and launches it across the restaurant and watches as it lands in someone’s drink and they both start laughing.
Waiter:
Yes your friends are here let me show you to your table.
Bert:
About time man we’ve been waiting here for what about 2 minutes now sheesh I’m starving here.
Rob:
Can you please behave for just one night? Please…ill buy you one of those bounce balls that you like.
Rob gives Bert a dirty look
Bert:
No that’s ok I’ll be good. (smiling)
Rob:
Thank you.
They both turns and walks to the table and greets the two girls and sits down next to one girl but Bert sits next to the other girl and kind of stares at her.
Bert:
Girl I know your feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day. What’s your name?
Tiffany:
I’m Tiffany and this is Christy.
Christy:
Nice to meet you Bert, Robert has told us a lot about you.
Bert:
Robert? Who’s Robert?
Rob:
I am you idiot.
Bert:
No your name is Rob I mean what the hell kind of name is Robert. (laughs)
Rob:
Sorry about that he told me he would be good I didn’t realize he was a little kid anymore.
Rob gives Bert the same dirty look that Rob gave him earlier.
Bert:
Little kid? I don’t think so if I were a little kid how could I be able to order Hustler every month huh?
Rob:
Please shut up…and I am the one that orders Hustler.
Bert:
So tiffany you want to see my frog? I have him right here.
Bert reaches into his pocket and pulls out a big frog and holds it towards the two girls. The two girls start screaming and run out of the restaurant.
Rob:
Well I hope you’re happy. And why are you carrying a frog with you?
Bert:
I don’t know I just thought it would be pretty funny. Watch this.
Scene fades as Bert sets a spoon up on the edge of the table and puts the frog on the spoon and launches it across the restaurant and watches as it lands in someone’s drink and they both start laughing.