Post by b3rt77 on Apr 8, 2007 20:20:06 GMT -5
Scene opens with Ritalin walking backstage looking for Prozac with a very large smile on his face meaning that he’s got something up his sleeve as usual.hes walking around with two printed out pictures. He’s wearing a shirt with a hand and one finger stretched out and under that it says “Pull my finger.” He’s wearing dark faded blue jeans with all white Air force ones and a red Yankee fitted hat. As he’s walking he runs into Thor backstage and he stops and speaks to him.
Ritalin:
Dude have you seen Prozac?
Thor:
No. Why what’s up?
Ritalin:
I have to show him this right now.
Thor:
What is that?
Ritalin shows him the pictures and they both just stare at them for a moment then look at each other and Thor just shakes his head.
Thor:
Dude you are seriously going to piss this guy off………have fun.
Ritalin:
Oh you know I will. He said he’s not the right person to piss off….he doesn’t even know what it feels like to get pissed off.
Ritalin walks away and continues his search for Prozac looking in every door he passes including the woman’s locker room. He opens the woman’s locker room door and walks in and about thirty seconds later is getting shoved out by someone.
Ritalin:
Sorry ladies……call me. Where the fuck is he?
Looks around and sees the men’s bathroom so he walks in and yells Prozac’s name
Ritalin:
ROB!
Prozac:
What man? Come on I’m taking a shit.
Ritalin:
Ok good you’re in here now just shut up and listen to this.
Ritalin walks over to the stall where Prozac is in and leans on the door.
Ritalin:
You remember how pissed Xavier was when I put those pictures up right?
Prozac:
Yeah I remember…why?
Ritalin:
Well I got two more pictures.
Ritalin puts an evil little smirk on and chuckles a little bit. He slides the pictures he’s been holding onto under the stall and waits for a response.
Prozac:
Dude….the first couple pictures were cool but I think this may be taking it just a little too far…no wait a minute what am I saying fuck that guy.
Ritalin:
This mother fucker wants to talk shit like he’s the big man on campus then you know what…..nothing is taking it to far. I’m going to the ring and I’m going to show them to everyone watching.
Scene flashes over to Ritalin walking down the ramp and making his way into the ring. He slides in under the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and raises both hands in the air one which holds the pictures he’s had all day. He has the guy outside the ring hand him a microphone and then starts talking.
Ritalin:
As you all know I have a street fight against Jake Xavier for the Next Gen title. (Crowd boos.) I know I know…..I think he’s a flaming homosexual who needs consoling too. But that’s not the point. Now I saw his last promo and I noticed he said those picture I put up earlier got him more than a little pissed. (Paces around the ring.) Now I think somewhere deep down inside I think he really wants to join the Meds with me and Prozac. But whatever, anyways to all the people who have ever doubted me before I have done it again this piece of paper that I have been carrying around with me all day is a family portrait of Jake Xavier’s family.
Crowd cheers and Ritalin stops pacing and smiles.
Ritalin:
Now with out further ado because I know everyone’s wanted to see this picture here it is the pictures that everyone has been waiting for I give you Jake Xavier’s family.
Ritalin
Aww look how cute little Jake is. And wait look at that he has his wrists cut.
The crowd is laughing hard.
Ritalin
Now I must say they look like to normal good looking people. How the hell did they birth such an ugly bastard? Ok now let’s see Jake and Jordan’s dogs.
Ritalin
Whoa back up wait a minute I heard that they were friendly with there pets. Looks like they had puppies and now the puppies and getting friendly. This is some messed up crap.
Ritalin is now trying to hold back the laughter so he can speak but the crowd is fully cracked up.
Ritalin
Ok, ok enough about his outside life let me just say one last thing before I go. Jake buddy I am going to beat the ever loving hell out of you and you will finally have taken your meds.
Ritalin drops the mic and raises his hand as him music hits and the crowd goes wild. Scene Ends.
Ritalin:
Dude have you seen Prozac?
Thor:
No. Why what’s up?
Ritalin:
I have to show him this right now.
Thor:
What is that?
Ritalin shows him the pictures and they both just stare at them for a moment then look at each other and Thor just shakes his head.
Thor:
Dude you are seriously going to piss this guy off………have fun.
Ritalin:
Oh you know I will. He said he’s not the right person to piss off….he doesn’t even know what it feels like to get pissed off.
Ritalin walks away and continues his search for Prozac looking in every door he passes including the woman’s locker room. He opens the woman’s locker room door and walks in and about thirty seconds later is getting shoved out by someone.
Ritalin:
Sorry ladies……call me. Where the fuck is he?
Looks around and sees the men’s bathroom so he walks in and yells Prozac’s name
Ritalin:
ROB!
Prozac:
What man? Come on I’m taking a shit.
Ritalin:
Ok good you’re in here now just shut up and listen to this.
Ritalin walks over to the stall where Prozac is in and leans on the door.
Ritalin:
You remember how pissed Xavier was when I put those pictures up right?
Prozac:
Yeah I remember…why?
Ritalin:
Well I got two more pictures.
Ritalin puts an evil little smirk on and chuckles a little bit. He slides the pictures he’s been holding onto under the stall and waits for a response.
Prozac:
Dude….the first couple pictures were cool but I think this may be taking it just a little too far…no wait a minute what am I saying fuck that guy.
Ritalin:
This mother fucker wants to talk shit like he’s the big man on campus then you know what…..nothing is taking it to far. I’m going to the ring and I’m going to show them to everyone watching.
Scene flashes over to Ritalin walking down the ramp and making his way into the ring. He slides in under the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and raises both hands in the air one which holds the pictures he’s had all day. He has the guy outside the ring hand him a microphone and then starts talking.
Ritalin:
As you all know I have a street fight against Jake Xavier for the Next Gen title. (Crowd boos.) I know I know…..I think he’s a flaming homosexual who needs consoling too. But that’s not the point. Now I saw his last promo and I noticed he said those picture I put up earlier got him more than a little pissed. (Paces around the ring.) Now I think somewhere deep down inside I think he really wants to join the Meds with me and Prozac. But whatever, anyways to all the people who have ever doubted me before I have done it again this piece of paper that I have been carrying around with me all day is a family portrait of Jake Xavier’s family.
Crowd cheers and Ritalin stops pacing and smiles.
Ritalin:
Now with out further ado because I know everyone’s wanted to see this picture here it is the pictures that everyone has been waiting for I give you Jake Xavier’s family.
Ritalin
Aww look how cute little Jake is. And wait look at that he has his wrists cut.
The crowd is laughing hard.
Ritalin
Now I must say they look like to normal good looking people. How the hell did they birth such an ugly bastard? Ok now let’s see Jake and Jordan’s dogs.
Ritalin
Whoa back up wait a minute I heard that they were friendly with there pets. Looks like they had puppies and now the puppies and getting friendly. This is some messed up crap.
Ritalin is now trying to hold back the laughter so he can speak but the crowd is fully cracked up.
Ritalin
Ok, ok enough about his outside life let me just say one last thing before I go. Jake buddy I am going to beat the ever loving hell out of you and you will finally have taken your meds.
Ritalin drops the mic and raises his hand as him music hits and the crowd goes wild. Scene Ends.