Post by b3rt77 on Apr 8, 2007 17:35:25 GMT -5
Scene opens on a warm beach in Miami Florida, beautiful girls are walking around in there bikinis there are food stands. And little bars all around you can see a large party going on you can hear the extremely loud music and right in the middle of the party are the Meds Prozac and Ritalin are in the middle of the party going wild. Ritalin is wearing an all red swim suit and no shirt while Prozac is wearing all blue with little Hawaiian flowers on them and no shirt. Prozac has been drinking screw drivers and vodka shots all night while Ritalin has been drinking hypnotiq and tequila all night and he’s drunk. Ritalin is at a little bar and has 5 shots of tequila and just takes them all.
Ritalin:
HELL YEAH!
Ritalin is loud and cheery like always but believe it or not he is a little more loud today.
Prozac:
You having fun?
Ritalin:
(Looks at Prozac with a smile.) Is that even a question?
Prozac:
Maybe you should chill out on the drinking because you have to be ready for Xavier and you cant beat him if you hung over.
Ritalin:
Please I can beat that little wanna be emo mother fucker with both eyes closed on my knees and 1 hand tied behind my back. Now if you excuse me.
Ritalin walks away towards 2 girls he sees and starts talking to them while Prozac orders another drink. One of the girls is a blonde girl about Ritalin size and the other is a brunette that is a little shorter.
Ritalin:
Ladies how are we doing tonight?
Blonde Girl:
We’re all good here how about you. Are you drunk?
Ritalin:
Oh im good and to answer your question yes I am drunk.
Ritalin lifts both his hands and gives two thumbs up
Brunette Girl:
Hey wait…..don’t I know you from somewhere?
Ritalin:
I didn’t do that and for your information the charges were dropped.
Brunette Girl:
No not that….aren’t you a wrestler on XVI?
Ritalin:
Oh why yes I am.
Blonde Girl:
Oh yeah you’re the guy who put those pictures of Jake Xavier up right?
Ritalin:
(Smiles and puts his arms around both girls.) Why yes I am.
Brunette Girl:
I thought that was so funny and I hope you beat his ass because I just don’t like him. And I heard he’s gay.
Ritalin:
(Chuckles a little bit.) I heard the exact same thing. And plus I hear that he’s very friendly with his pets to. You know what I mean.
Both Girls:
EWWWW
Ritalin:
Yeah it’s fairly gross but hey people do it doesn’t matter though because when I get into the ring with him im going to knock some sense into him so next time he knows not to fuck with me. Now let’s go get a drink.
They walk to the bar where they find Prozac still talking to some people and drinking. Ritalin orders some more hypnotiq and continues talking.
Prozac:
Who are the girls?
Ritalin:
(Leans to Prozac’s ear and whispers.) I don’t even know.
Prozac:
Nice.
The song ABC, 123 by the Jackson 5 plays hits the speakers and Ritalin just starts smiling and jumps on the bar and starts singing along with the song, at the end of the song Ritalin passes out drunk on the bar. Scene ends.
Ritalin:
HELL YEAH!
Ritalin is loud and cheery like always but believe it or not he is a little more loud today.
Prozac:
You having fun?
Ritalin:
(Looks at Prozac with a smile.) Is that even a question?
Prozac:
Maybe you should chill out on the drinking because you have to be ready for Xavier and you cant beat him if you hung over.
Ritalin:
Please I can beat that little wanna be emo mother fucker with both eyes closed on my knees and 1 hand tied behind my back. Now if you excuse me.
Ritalin walks away towards 2 girls he sees and starts talking to them while Prozac orders another drink. One of the girls is a blonde girl about Ritalin size and the other is a brunette that is a little shorter.
Ritalin:
Ladies how are we doing tonight?
Blonde Girl:
We’re all good here how about you. Are you drunk?
Ritalin:
Oh im good and to answer your question yes I am drunk.
Ritalin lifts both his hands and gives two thumbs up
Brunette Girl:
Hey wait…..don’t I know you from somewhere?
Ritalin:
I didn’t do that and for your information the charges were dropped.
Brunette Girl:
No not that….aren’t you a wrestler on XVI?
Ritalin:
Oh why yes I am.
Blonde Girl:
Oh yeah you’re the guy who put those pictures of Jake Xavier up right?
Ritalin:
(Smiles and puts his arms around both girls.) Why yes I am.
Brunette Girl:
I thought that was so funny and I hope you beat his ass because I just don’t like him. And I heard he’s gay.
Ritalin:
(Chuckles a little bit.) I heard the exact same thing. And plus I hear that he’s very friendly with his pets to. You know what I mean.
Both Girls:
EWWWW
Ritalin:
Yeah it’s fairly gross but hey people do it doesn’t matter though because when I get into the ring with him im going to knock some sense into him so next time he knows not to fuck with me. Now let’s go get a drink.
They walk to the bar where they find Prozac still talking to some people and drinking. Ritalin orders some more hypnotiq and continues talking.
Prozac:
Who are the girls?
Ritalin:
(Leans to Prozac’s ear and whispers.) I don’t even know.
Prozac:
Nice.
The song ABC, 123 by the Jackson 5 plays hits the speakers and Ritalin just starts smiling and jumps on the bar and starts singing along with the song, at the end of the song Ritalin passes out drunk on the bar. Scene ends.