Post by b3rt77 on Apr 6, 2007 14:37:07 GMT -5
The Scene opens in the locker room outside of Ritalin’s locker room. There is nothing out there but some tables, decorated with coffee machines. Ritalin is being interviewed here about his match against Jake Xavier last week where Xavier went on to wins the Next Gen title. Ritalin is wearing black timberland jeans with a white beater and an all black Yankee fitted hat with red pin stripes but he’s wearing it backwards and he’s got a big smile on his face looking at a book in his hands. Ritalin is laughing pretty hard and has his hand on the interviewers shoulder. The interview, with a disgruntled look, begins to speak.
Interviewer:
Well before we get started might I ask what’s so funny?
In an instant, Ritalin snaps back.
Ritalin:
shut up and listen…last week I had a match against Jake Xavier now ill admit I didn’t take him serious enough but you can believe I never make the same mistake twice and this week in a street fight that exactly what it will be so everyone coming to see a wrestling match don’t even bother cause like the name its going to be a fight.
The interview recomposes himself, and speaks again
Interviewer:
Ok that being said do you think your loss last week will have an effect on your match against him this week especially with the Next Gen title on the line?
Ritalin snaps back with another answer
Ritalin:
That’s a very good question my munchkin friend and the way I look at it I go into a match every time as if it’s the first time ive ever fought them so no his prior win over me wont even be a factor in our next match.
Interviewer:
well we wish you the best of luck in your title match against him and we hope to see a hell of a match.
Ritalin:
Thank you muffin man now if you’ll excuse me im going to that ring and I have a little announcement to make and you might want to see it to it’ll be a bit…..humorous.
Ritalin then heads down the hall, toward the entrance curtain. While walking towards the ring Ritalin runs into Prozac wearing a cardboard burger king crown suit and a black suit. Ritalin stares at the crown for a moment then nods at him and continues walking to the ring. Hands up by Lloyd Banks hits the speakers and everyone in the crowd gets on there feet as Ritalin makes his way to the ring with the same book he had before. On the ramp he stop and walks to the side and shake some fans hands and poses for a picture and gives a little kid one dollar and walks away he slides into the ring and gets on the turnbuckle and raises both arms and points to all the fans. He gets down and grabs a microphone and walks to the center of the ring and prepares to make his announcement.
Ritalin:
I have to admit its great to be here in front of all you fans and I want to thank you for coming here tonight and showing your support whether you booing me or cheering for me its great. But know ive got something to say and show everyone here…
Ritalin starts pacing around the ring
…you see after my loss lest week to Jake Xavier I decided to do a little research on him and I got to say what I found about him kind of creeped me out a little bit because he walks around backstage like he is some big shot fancy pants every hates me little Emo bitch but I found that that’s all a big act because this book ive been carrying around with me is in fact Xavier’s senior year book from high school and theirs a couple pictures in here that I thought everyone would like to see.
Ritalin stops pacing around and opens the book just a little bit and gives off a little chuckle along with a huge smile.
Ritalin:
Well I bet you’re all wondering what kind of pictures they are so im just going to come right out and show you so the people in the back if you please.
On the titantron the picture that Ritalin was going on about is finally revealed……
Ritalin drops to the ground in laughter and you can hear the crowd laughing there asses off.
Ritalin:
Wow you would never think that Jake Xavier that guy who walks around backstage acting like everyone hates him and his life is so bad would have actually been a cheerleader in high school…..I mean like what happened to you man? But then there is one more that I thought that you people here deserve to see….at the end of the school year when seniors graduate what happens?.....that’s right senior prom and I have a picture of his prom date and I have to admit that Xavier did better than I would’ve gave him credit for I mean she’s still a fucking beast but I thought hed go with either his mom or that weird guy in art who sits there and draws pictures of him with little hearts around it…so without any further ado here is Jake Xavier’s prom date.
Another picture of Xavier with his prom date hits the titantron……
Again Ritalin is laughing so hard he’s crying and rolling around on the ground. Ritalin after a few moments gets up and puts on a little smirk and stares into the camera.
Ritalin:
Oh man….that’s priceless Xavier might be the most pathetic person ive ever met and like I said last time I took him to lightly but this time Xavier your coming to my world and I have to warn you there will be a lot of pain in your future so come prepared to lose that title…..but think of it this way you might go down in history as the guy who had the all time shortest title reign in XVI history.
Ritalin drops the mic down to the mat as his music hits, and he holds his arms up in the air for a moment, absorbing the love of the crowd. He then jumps out of the ring and heads backstage as the scene fades to black.
Interviewer:
Well before we get started might I ask what’s so funny?
In an instant, Ritalin snaps back.
Ritalin:
shut up and listen…last week I had a match against Jake Xavier now ill admit I didn’t take him serious enough but you can believe I never make the same mistake twice and this week in a street fight that exactly what it will be so everyone coming to see a wrestling match don’t even bother cause like the name its going to be a fight.
The interview recomposes himself, and speaks again
Interviewer:
Ok that being said do you think your loss last week will have an effect on your match against him this week especially with the Next Gen title on the line?
Ritalin snaps back with another answer
Ritalin:
That’s a very good question my munchkin friend and the way I look at it I go into a match every time as if it’s the first time ive ever fought them so no his prior win over me wont even be a factor in our next match.
Interviewer:
well we wish you the best of luck in your title match against him and we hope to see a hell of a match.
Ritalin:
Thank you muffin man now if you’ll excuse me im going to that ring and I have a little announcement to make and you might want to see it to it’ll be a bit…..humorous.
Ritalin then heads down the hall, toward the entrance curtain. While walking towards the ring Ritalin runs into Prozac wearing a cardboard burger king crown suit and a black suit. Ritalin stares at the crown for a moment then nods at him and continues walking to the ring. Hands up by Lloyd Banks hits the speakers and everyone in the crowd gets on there feet as Ritalin makes his way to the ring with the same book he had before. On the ramp he stop and walks to the side and shake some fans hands and poses for a picture and gives a little kid one dollar and walks away he slides into the ring and gets on the turnbuckle and raises both arms and points to all the fans. He gets down and grabs a microphone and walks to the center of the ring and prepares to make his announcement.
Ritalin:
I have to admit its great to be here in front of all you fans and I want to thank you for coming here tonight and showing your support whether you booing me or cheering for me its great. But know ive got something to say and show everyone here…
Ritalin starts pacing around the ring
…you see after my loss lest week to Jake Xavier I decided to do a little research on him and I got to say what I found about him kind of creeped me out a little bit because he walks around backstage like he is some big shot fancy pants every hates me little Emo bitch but I found that that’s all a big act because this book ive been carrying around with me is in fact Xavier’s senior year book from high school and theirs a couple pictures in here that I thought everyone would like to see.
Ritalin stops pacing around and opens the book just a little bit and gives off a little chuckle along with a huge smile.
Ritalin:
Well I bet you’re all wondering what kind of pictures they are so im just going to come right out and show you so the people in the back if you please.
On the titantron the picture that Ritalin was going on about is finally revealed……
Ritalin drops to the ground in laughter and you can hear the crowd laughing there asses off.
Ritalin:
Wow you would never think that Jake Xavier that guy who walks around backstage acting like everyone hates him and his life is so bad would have actually been a cheerleader in high school…..I mean like what happened to you man? But then there is one more that I thought that you people here deserve to see….at the end of the school year when seniors graduate what happens?.....that’s right senior prom and I have a picture of his prom date and I have to admit that Xavier did better than I would’ve gave him credit for I mean she’s still a fucking beast but I thought hed go with either his mom or that weird guy in art who sits there and draws pictures of him with little hearts around it…so without any further ado here is Jake Xavier’s prom date.
Another picture of Xavier with his prom date hits the titantron……
Again Ritalin is laughing so hard he’s crying and rolling around on the ground. Ritalin after a few moments gets up and puts on a little smirk and stares into the camera.
Ritalin:
Oh man….that’s priceless Xavier might be the most pathetic person ive ever met and like I said last time I took him to lightly but this time Xavier your coming to my world and I have to warn you there will be a lot of pain in your future so come prepared to lose that title…..but think of it this way you might go down in history as the guy who had the all time shortest title reign in XVI history.
Ritalin drops the mic down to the mat as his music hits, and he holds his arms up in the air for a moment, absorbing the love of the crowd. He then jumps out of the ring and heads backstage as the scene fades to black.