Post by A&F on Jul 26, 2007 14:05:17 GMT -5
Nathan Abercrombie and Corey Fitch were just two normal guys, although two normal guys who got all the girls, had all the money, and wore all the swankiest clothes. Sure sometimes people would cinch on their birthdays and pretend like they forgot. But the reality was they just couldn’t shell out the dough to buy a respectable gift for two respectable heartbreakers like Abercrombie & Fitch. It just so happened that on this particular day that The A&F Connection received a cell phone call from their agent, Crystal Synn.
~*Crystal Synn*~
Abercrombie! Fitch! I have huge news!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Whoa! Huge? That’s like, larger than big news! Hold on, let me get you on speaker phone. (To Corey Fitch) How do you do that again?
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Dude, let me do it.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Nah man, I wanna do it!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Let me freakin do it man!
(A short scuffle later, and Crystal Synn is on speaker phone)
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Freakin weak sauce man.
~*Crystal Synn*~
ANYWAY! After some major dealings, we finally have you two the big break we have been looking for!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
You mean that Hollywood has been looking for. Everybody knows that without A&F, those posers are just a bunch of….posers!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
So who’s going to be sharing the paparazzi with the Connection? We doing a photo shoot? Filming with Angie? Jen? Willis? Carey?
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Definitely not Carey. The guys a total dweeb. So what Crys? What’s this big break?
~*Crystal Synn*~
Well….its not a photo shoot. Its not even a movie audition.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Your kidding? C’mon Crys you KNOW we are so above sitcom acting.
~*Crystal Synn*~
Hell no bozo! Its something a little more…physical.
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Whoa whoa whoa babe. I told you straight from the beginning I aint doing no adult films!
~*Crystal Synn*~
No!!! Its Wrestling!
~*Both*~
Huh?!
~*Crystal Synn*~
Just hear me out. There’s this promotion, Xtreme Vicious Intent. The ratings for this show has been through the roof! PPV buy rates have been staggering, and the amount of tickets paid at the gate are all sold out for weeks, possibly months to come. This is big money for us guys. And I think that if we can score here under the big lights of a wrestling show, we could make out the way of Dwayne Johnson, Chris Jericho and Stacy Keibler! Seriously guys, we can make bank in XVI!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Any chicks?
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Yeah. If we are going slap some slack jawed yokels upside the head, we gotta have some…compensation if you know what I mean.
~*Crystal Synn*~
Well there are a number of female athletes, but frankly, the pay should be enough to convince you. For once I wont have to pay for your over priced feather coats and fur boots.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
How much money are we talking about here Crys?
~*Crystal Synn*~
For the both of you? $200,000 each per year. That’s approximately 16K per month, with almost 4K per televised show! Sure, we will be traveling around doing house shows and the like, but c’mon that’s a lot of dough!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
I’m down. That’s straight up ballin if you know what I mean.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
I swear Crys, if I even have to get near some creepy, slimy, hairy, stink ridden fogey, I am so calling my agent.
~*Crystal Synn*~
But I AM your agent!!!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Riiight….well, when do we start?
~*Crystal Synn*~
Next week, you will be debuting against another tag team, Outlaw Inc. See you there!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Peace!
Crystal Synn hangs up the phone, as both modeling beefcakes look towards the phone, and then to each other, and give each other a loud high five, causing Corey to flinch in pain and tend to his wrist.
~*Both*~
We’ve Got Style!
Until next time…
~*Crystal Synn*~
Abercrombie! Fitch! I have huge news!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Whoa! Huge? That’s like, larger than big news! Hold on, let me get you on speaker phone. (To Corey Fitch) How do you do that again?
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Dude, let me do it.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Nah man, I wanna do it!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Let me freakin do it man!
(A short scuffle later, and Crystal Synn is on speaker phone)
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Freakin weak sauce man.
~*Crystal Synn*~
ANYWAY! After some major dealings, we finally have you two the big break we have been looking for!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
You mean that Hollywood has been looking for. Everybody knows that without A&F, those posers are just a bunch of….posers!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
So who’s going to be sharing the paparazzi with the Connection? We doing a photo shoot? Filming with Angie? Jen? Willis? Carey?
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Definitely not Carey. The guys a total dweeb. So what Crys? What’s this big break?
~*Crystal Synn*~
Well….its not a photo shoot. Its not even a movie audition.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Your kidding? C’mon Crys you KNOW we are so above sitcom acting.
~*Crystal Synn*~
Hell no bozo! Its something a little more…physical.
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Whoa whoa whoa babe. I told you straight from the beginning I aint doing no adult films!
~*Crystal Synn*~
No!!! Its Wrestling!
~*Both*~
Huh?!
~*Crystal Synn*~
Just hear me out. There’s this promotion, Xtreme Vicious Intent. The ratings for this show has been through the roof! PPV buy rates have been staggering, and the amount of tickets paid at the gate are all sold out for weeks, possibly months to come. This is big money for us guys. And I think that if we can score here under the big lights of a wrestling show, we could make out the way of Dwayne Johnson, Chris Jericho and Stacy Keibler! Seriously guys, we can make bank in XVI!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Any chicks?
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Yeah. If we are going slap some slack jawed yokels upside the head, we gotta have some…compensation if you know what I mean.
~*Crystal Synn*~
Well there are a number of female athletes, but frankly, the pay should be enough to convince you. For once I wont have to pay for your over priced feather coats and fur boots.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
How much money are we talking about here Crys?
~*Crystal Synn*~
For the both of you? $200,000 each per year. That’s approximately 16K per month, with almost 4K per televised show! Sure, we will be traveling around doing house shows and the like, but c’mon that’s a lot of dough!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
I’m down. That’s straight up ballin if you know what I mean.
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
I swear Crys, if I even have to get near some creepy, slimy, hairy, stink ridden fogey, I am so calling my agent.
~*Crystal Synn*~
But I AM your agent!!!
~*Nathan Abercrombie*~ {Gods Gift To The Red Carpet}
Riiight….well, when do we start?
~*Crystal Synn*~
Next week, you will be debuting against another tag team, Outlaw Inc. See you there!
~*Corey Fitch*~ {Born to be Ballin}
Peace!
Crystal Synn hangs up the phone, as both modeling beefcakes look towards the phone, and then to each other, and give each other a loud high five, causing Corey to flinch in pain and tend to his wrist.
~*Both*~
We’ve Got Style!
Until next time…