Post by The Modern Outlaw on Mar 16, 2007 23:46:46 GMT -5
VROOOM! The sounds of a powerful engine fill the small garage. Enter a solid black 1968 Dodge Charger that screeches to a halt not two feet from the camera.The driver's side door opens and an obviously inebriated Johnny Kaos steps out, a bottle of Bud Light in his hands. From the passenger's side comes the always lovely Kori James, also looking a bit tipsy. She slides onto the hood of the car wearing a tight white tank top, no bra, and shorts so short they'd make Jessica Simpson blush.
I told you that baby would hit 200 before I finished.
With that said, Johnny realizes his fly is unbuttoned and hastily zips it up. Kori just laughs and wipes her mouth.
Just barely, if I was really trying you'd have never made it.
She leans back on the car, spreading her legs, and lets out a slow moan.
What are we waiting for baby, I'm ready to go now.
Johnny looks back at her and smiles, then takes a swig from his beer. He pulls out a pack of Marlboro Lights and fires one up with his Zippo lighter.
Just a minute babe, I got something to take care. It seems everyone is giving an inside look of their lives to the public, so I thought I would jump on the bandwagon. I'm gonna show you fuckers what it's like to be the Modern Day Outlaw. C'mon baby, let's show 'em what we do when we ain't got no ass to kick.
Johnny walks past the camera followed by Kori, the camera pans around just in time to catch a glimpse of her barely concealed ass as she walks in the door. They walk out of the garage and into the backyard of Johnny's house. Just to the left is a pool, several people are lounging around, ranging from tattooed biker types to topless vixens. The camera follows as they walk through the backdoor of the house and into a large den. Two unknown guys are sitting in the floor playing a PS3, they look up and greet Johnny as he walks in front of the screen, though he pays them little mind. With Kori in tow, he makes his way down a set of stairs and into to his basement. In the middle of the large room sits a pool table with two guys and a biking-clad woman playing. The larger of the 2 guys nails a bank shot and the woman slips off her top revealing a very nice set of DD's. Noticing the cameramen gawking Johnny leans over and whispers to him.
You think those are nice, you oughtta see Kori's.
Johnny stops at a fridge on the left wall and grabs another beer, dropping his now empty bottle into the trash. They walk through a doorway just past the fridge and into a room with a large table in the center. Sitting around the table, passing a blunt, are three tattooed men, one of which looks oddly familiar.
Hey Zakk, what's up man? You gonna pass that shit or not?
Zakk Wylde passes the blunt to Johnny, who takes a big hit and holds it in. After he exhales, he flips the blunt over, sticking the lit end into his mouth and leans over and gives Kori a shotgun. She starts coughing and all the guys laugh at her.
That's good shit man, you gotta gimme some of that. So guys, what are the plans for tonight? Same as usual, get fucking wasted?
Zakk and his buddies nod their agreement and go back to smoking their blunt. Kori leans up on her heels and whispers into Johnny's ear, a grin spreads across his face. The two walk back into the pool room.
All rite guys, game's over, I got some business to attend to.
The two guys begin to gripe as it seems they had just coerced the leggy blond to take off her bottoms. A quick look from Johnny ends their complaints though and the room is soon empty. With the help of Johnny, Kori jumps up on the edge of the table and wraps her legs round his waist. They lock in an intense kiss and Johnny slips his hands down the back of Kori's shorts. He opens his eyes and realizes that the camera is still there.
Hey man, that means you too. I hope you all enjoyed your glimpse into the life of the Modern Day Outlaw. A life I know you all wish you had. I'd show you more, but, heh, duty calls.
Camera fades out on Kori taking off Johnny's shirt as they start kissing again.
I told you that baby would hit 200 before I finished.
With that said, Johnny realizes his fly is unbuttoned and hastily zips it up. Kori just laughs and wipes her mouth.
Just barely, if I was really trying you'd have never made it.
She leans back on the car, spreading her legs, and lets out a slow moan.
What are we waiting for baby, I'm ready to go now.
Johnny looks back at her and smiles, then takes a swig from his beer. He pulls out a pack of Marlboro Lights and fires one up with his Zippo lighter.
Just a minute babe, I got something to take care. It seems everyone is giving an inside look of their lives to the public, so I thought I would jump on the bandwagon. I'm gonna show you fuckers what it's like to be the Modern Day Outlaw. C'mon baby, let's show 'em what we do when we ain't got no ass to kick.
Johnny walks past the camera followed by Kori, the camera pans around just in time to catch a glimpse of her barely concealed ass as she walks in the door. They walk out of the garage and into the backyard of Johnny's house. Just to the left is a pool, several people are lounging around, ranging from tattooed biker types to topless vixens. The camera follows as they walk through the backdoor of the house and into a large den. Two unknown guys are sitting in the floor playing a PS3, they look up and greet Johnny as he walks in front of the screen, though he pays them little mind. With Kori in tow, he makes his way down a set of stairs and into to his basement. In the middle of the large room sits a pool table with two guys and a biking-clad woman playing. The larger of the 2 guys nails a bank shot and the woman slips off her top revealing a very nice set of DD's. Noticing the cameramen gawking Johnny leans over and whispers to him.
You think those are nice, you oughtta see Kori's.
Johnny stops at a fridge on the left wall and grabs another beer, dropping his now empty bottle into the trash. They walk through a doorway just past the fridge and into a room with a large table in the center. Sitting around the table, passing a blunt, are three tattooed men, one of which looks oddly familiar.
Hey Zakk, what's up man? You gonna pass that shit or not?
Zakk Wylde passes the blunt to Johnny, who takes a big hit and holds it in. After he exhales, he flips the blunt over, sticking the lit end into his mouth and leans over and gives Kori a shotgun. She starts coughing and all the guys laugh at her.
That's good shit man, you gotta gimme some of that. So guys, what are the plans for tonight? Same as usual, get fucking wasted?
Zakk and his buddies nod their agreement and go back to smoking their blunt. Kori leans up on her heels and whispers into Johnny's ear, a grin spreads across his face. The two walk back into the pool room.
All rite guys, game's over, I got some business to attend to.
The two guys begin to gripe as it seems they had just coerced the leggy blond to take off her bottoms. A quick look from Johnny ends their complaints though and the room is soon empty. With the help of Johnny, Kori jumps up on the edge of the table and wraps her legs round his waist. They lock in an intense kiss and Johnny slips his hands down the back of Kori's shorts. He opens his eyes and realizes that the camera is still there.
Hey man, that means you too. I hope you all enjoyed your glimpse into the life of the Modern Day Outlaw. A life I know you all wish you had. I'd show you more, but, heh, duty calls.
Camera fades out on Kori taking off Johnny's shirt as they start kissing again.
