Post by The VNB on Jan 24, 2007 10:52:22 GMT -5
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: The day following her opening promo in XVI. In a private gym, a punching sound can be heard along with female grunting sounds as the waves of Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time", Plays in the background. As the XVI cameras turn the corner, they find The Dark Halo, all decked out in tight sexy Nike sportswear, her beautiful blond hair flowing, She is hitting a punching bag with vicious punches and kicks. When she sees the cameras, she stops beating the bag, picks up a towel lying next to her, and wipes the sweat off her face and begins to speak.
Dark Halo: Hi ya'll! Yes it is me, everyone's favorite lackey, sidekick, stooge, lap dog and the list goes on and on! The one and only, the original, The Dark Halo! Now, before we get down to business, I have a very important question to ask you. What do you all think of my new look?
You see that it is most very obvious that Dark Halo's "look" has changed quite a bit. She now appears to be a bleach blond, with baby blue contact lenses to hide her true eye color, And it also appears like she has had breast implants, And has possibly grew maybe 4 inches in hight!
Dark Halo: Yea, Now that The Corpse has finally kicked me to the curb. I thought it was time to change my look from some Amy Lee goth looking freak, To this blond Barbie Doll, Jessica Simpson looking Goddess that you see before you now! So, What do you all think?
Halo then turns her back the camera, And shakes her ass seductively for all her at home fans!
Dark Halo: Now, here really soon I will be making my debut here in The XVI. And I will tell ya'll one thing, you are all in some serious trouble! From Makaveli to Genocide, I am going to kick all ya'lls butts while on my way to The XVI Championship! So, all of you have now been warned. The one and only, The original Dark Halo is on her way so live in fear! And if any of you even try to get in my way. I am telling you now, I am not above kissing The Corpse's ass just enough to cause him to bring in The DOA and then... WOW... You will all really be in some big trouble then! So get ready, I, And my luscious newly paid for body will be coming soon to an arena near you!
The Dark Halo then turns once again to face her punching bag, But not before-
Dark Halo: Oh yea, One last thing I better touch up on. There is this very nasty rumor going around that I am not truly The one and only, The original Dark Halo. Well let me be the first to tell you, Of course I am! I mean come on guys, What do I have to do? Paint my fingernails and dye my hair black? Oh yes, By the way, Blond is my original hair color. Anyway, What do I have to do? I said I am part of The DOA, Is that not enough for you? What do I have to do, Tell you all the size of The Corpse's Johnson in order for you to believe me? If I am not the one and only, The original Dark Halo... Well then lets see the real Halo come here to XVI. Sign a contract and kick my ass! But that will never happen. And do you know why it wont happen? Because ladies and gentleman, I am truly... The one, And the only.... The original Dark Halo.
The scene ends, with the sounds of Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and a punching bag getting the hell beaten out of it wavering in the background.
End.
Dark Halo: Hi ya'll! Yes it is me, everyone's favorite lackey, sidekick, stooge, lap dog and the list goes on and on! The one and only, the original, The Dark Halo! Now, before we get down to business, I have a very important question to ask you. What do you all think of my new look?
You see that it is most very obvious that Dark Halo's "look" has changed quite a bit. She now appears to be a bleach blond, with baby blue contact lenses to hide her true eye color, And it also appears like she has had breast implants, And has possibly grew maybe 4 inches in hight!
Dark Halo: Yea, Now that The Corpse has finally kicked me to the curb. I thought it was time to change my look from some Amy Lee goth looking freak, To this blond Barbie Doll, Jessica Simpson looking Goddess that you see before you now! So, What do you all think?
Halo then turns her back the camera, And shakes her ass seductively for all her at home fans!
Dark Halo: Now, here really soon I will be making my debut here in The XVI. And I will tell ya'll one thing, you are all in some serious trouble! From Makaveli to Genocide, I am going to kick all ya'lls butts while on my way to The XVI Championship! So, all of you have now been warned. The one and only, The original Dark Halo is on her way so live in fear! And if any of you even try to get in my way. I am telling you now, I am not above kissing The Corpse's ass just enough to cause him to bring in The DOA and then... WOW... You will all really be in some big trouble then! So get ready, I, And my luscious newly paid for body will be coming soon to an arena near you!
The Dark Halo then turns once again to face her punching bag, But not before-
Dark Halo: Oh yea, One last thing I better touch up on. There is this very nasty rumor going around that I am not truly The one and only, The original Dark Halo. Well let me be the first to tell you, Of course I am! I mean come on guys, What do I have to do? Paint my fingernails and dye my hair black? Oh yes, By the way, Blond is my original hair color. Anyway, What do I have to do? I said I am part of The DOA, Is that not enough for you? What do I have to do, Tell you all the size of The Corpse's Johnson in order for you to believe me? If I am not the one and only, The original Dark Halo... Well then lets see the real Halo come here to XVI. Sign a contract and kick my ass! But that will never happen. And do you know why it wont happen? Because ladies and gentleman, I am truly... The one, And the only.... The original Dark Halo.
The scene ends, with the sounds of Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and a punching bag getting the hell beaten out of it wavering in the background.
End.
