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[Gein]

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S'been almost three days since the last post, and I was the one to make it. Am I really that bad?

["The New Era Icon" David Calaz]

yes... no... Drunk Much?... I think I may be (Y)

[Da Corp]

maybe Chan needs me to rear my ugly head to kick her into action just to prove me wrong? Otherwise....told ya so.

[Gein]

Dude, seriously; I thought you might have got the hint by now that you're not welcome on here.I know Chan personally and I also know she's going through a rough time at the moment, so why don't you do something useful for a change and just fuck off. If XVI dies, it dies, we don't need you coming onto the board and making things worse than they already are. Yeah, balls for someone who was hardly on, but I checked up on XVI from time to time (if anybody bothered to acknowledge me), I also have many of the XVI members as contacts on my MSN list complaining to me day in and day out about the way XVI was run and to tell Chan to come back, so, really, I know EVERYTHING that happened, and I ain't afraid to speak my mind this time either, just ask anybody that knows me. I may have kept quiet during the little rant bash you had going against Chan the other day, but I'm sure as hell not going to sit here and listen to it all again. You have a fed to run, run it; rather than coming on here and worrying about this one.

Tea anyone?

[Da Corp]

Well....i was right! As soon as i reared my ugly head Chan got kicked into action into making a PPV Card. Face it, you guys need me. Without the asshole to get you guys working, your gonna have more 3 day stretches of deadness. Show some appreciation. lmao.

BTW: I just got done writing 3 matches on the fed i have to run. I think im doing quite well, and having enough spare time to whip you guys into shape shows how much i care.

["One Taste" Poison]

*walks in, yamming apple*.. Who's this nutsack?

Wait... wait....... wait.. think i remember you.

And nutsack... i've only just seen your post... So suck on the card and tell me how sweet i taste... go on.. Tell me./

[Da Corp]

*hurls*

What did you put in that, shit and vinegar? Rotten eggs and jocks straps? Tell me that wasnt your jock strap!


Yeah, i did some funky booking the past two weeks, with a "Handicap" match and the modern day "Turkey on a Pole" match, but thats all in good fun to accentuate the over the top characters in those matches. What you've done, while creative, makes no sense.

Taipai Death match with Szaban and Thor? Arn't those type of matches supposed to be reserved for like, intense monthlong running feuds between two bitter enemies? As far as i know, Thor and Szaban have never even faced in a match before, let alone should be booked in that kind of a contest. But i will wait to hear the explanations behind that before making a final judgment.

Human Torch match between Prozac and Gein? Now i realize Prozacs back, and in a way...if this is the kind of Xtreme booking your putting on, then i suppose this makes sense for the other main event. But honestly, if this is how just a begining card with little knowledge of the planned feuds, and this is the way cards are gonna be booked. From a fans standpoint i think these stips are going to get quite boring or redundant, and the rpers would eventually just be roleplaying as if it were a singles match, and the only differance would be the match writing.

The only normal match we have here is Dark Halo Vs. Osiris. peculiar to say the least, but you gotta start somewhere, so the matches seeming out of place altogether doesnt bother me, as i understand the point.

Of course in the long run, if you have a long run. This kind of CZW, XPWish booking will benefit the characters in the long run being able to do the standard dark character roleplay of "I have seen things and been in matches you cant even imagine". Which if thats the basis of the Xtreme Booking, then i can respect your hussle. Otherwise, kinda pointless my dear.

And please, take a bath before asking me to taste you again.

[Gein]

LOL! Dude, read the card again.

First match: Szaban vs Thor - Barbwire
From what I remember Chan telling me the other day, she booked this match for Szaban and Thor because Thor's been wanting this type of match for a long time; even in the old XVI.

Second match: Prozac vs Damien Gein - Taipai
Doesn't really need a reason, Damien's character is supposed to be a crazed, sadistic bastard. Rob and I have both agreed to feud with each other, and this match IS going to be the start. Chan knows how Damien should/does/is going to tick, and this is the perfect match for him.

Third match: Dark HalO vs Osirus Black - Human Torch
Tell me Corpy; do you know what Dark HalO is most famous for? Do you know anything of her history? No? Then let me give you a clue. It's an orangey red colour and it's hot, very hot. Got it yet? No? I suggest maybe sticking your head up Mak's ass and pray he'll scream the answer out to you then. Oh look, you're already ahead of me, my bad.


Chan's doing these matches, not just because she wants to show how extreme XVI is supposed to be, not because she just saw the matches, went 'oooo' and put random people together. No; she's put thought into how the characters tick, what matches best fit each person, and what would be the spark for storylines. As I stated already, because of the match Rob and I have been placed into, we've already started talking about a possible feud. He may not be happy about my way of doing it, but at least we're talking. Now we're trying to help XVI rather than coming on to bash it, to deter members away from joining; thing is, bud, you don't see any of us joining the new XVI and doing what you're doing, we're leaving you to it; so why don't you leave us to our fed and get back to your own? Simple as that really.

["One Taste" Poison]

.. Don't you see it becs?... My darling, he obviously needs something to keep himself occupied whilst he's not sucking maks cock till he turns blue in the face.

*blows kiss at corp*.. Don't worry hunny, i got you covered.

[McGregor]

nice to know you feel comfortable still speaking to me once you've already banned me from posting. I'm not even sure if this attempt is gonna work, but hey, whatever. And please stop blowing your dragon lady kisses at me. K?