Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on Aug 19, 2007 20:02:26 GMT -5
Time,
your time
It fades away
I feel my time
My life runs out
So hold you darling
Your darling,
in your arm
Because it leaves
Very soon,
soon
Dance,
again
With me,
and we
Will find and end
For all,
I call
Leaving
Corporal Punishment:
Come with me Kobra….on a journey unlike most others.
Scream! Scratch Scream! Gore! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood Makes the Grass Grow! Scream! Hurry Up! Damnit all! Damnit all to hell! Scar Scratch Scream! And die…
Corporal Punishment:
Scared? Of course not. That was Corporal Punishment 10 years ago, maggot. You want to throw pain and suffering in the mix? Mentioning your “Epic Quest” to find your girlfriend, your daughter, and control of your own emotions….these are the kind of things I heard endlessly, let me repeat that, ENDLESSLY! For entire hours…hours turned to days…days turned to weeks….months….years…finally, as you know, I was rejected from the main military. Put in some lowlife fugitive camp to turn rotten prisoners into decent soldiers, CRAWLED through barren wastelands and trenches of bones, blood and corpses, and for WHAT?! To end up in some nation wide comedic sport facing against freaks like yourself who think they are some kind of supernatural? I have faced the Supernatural Maggot! And it has nothing to do with split personalities popping up in a white scenario of your mind. It has nothing to do with LORDS or Wrath, or any rules of the game! Because in this house, in this world, in this REALITY, you have no rules soney gem! The whole fucking rule book has been thrown out the window in favor of blood, guts and glory! Once you get that through your head, you will be a lot better off!
Scream! Flicker Shatter Damnit Boom Die!
Scene Two: The Last Interview
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Here’s Razzle Dazzle standing with The Corporal of Punishment, for his last scheduled interview for Xtreme Vicious Intent!
And of course, we are in the backstage interview area, complete with XVI logo and blue backgrounds drapings. Razzle Dazzle has a green tank top and black slacks on with her trademark dyed bright green hair, and glowing green eyes. She turns towards the Corporal, who looks a lot bigger than usual, although still actual size. His attire of full jungle cameo military garb makes his shoulder mass out just a little further and his chest look especially barreled.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
So Corporal, I will ask you one simple question, and hand the rest over to you, What is going through your mind right now?
Corporal Punishment:
(As if Katie never asked a question) Kobra…there’s something you must understand. Because I think your blind worship of this nonexistent lord has gotten your head screwed on a little loose. I never laid a finger on you in The XVI Invitational. It is your own damn fault you let yourself get distracted and lose the match dumb ass. It takes two to tango, and in this case there was about 6 or 7 involved in this dance. To put the blame on whatever the fans were feeling, good or bad, solely on me is both naïve and purely dipshit logic on your part. I simply came out to take a look at what I was facing come The American Dream, and I learned what I’m facing. A whiny, bitchy no good ingrate of a newbie who thinks he’s something special when in reality he would be better suited playing a D&D Campaign than trying to pull off being a Professional Wrestler!
The Corporal throws down his hat in frustration, and the pure anger in his eyes in self evident at this point.
Corporal Punishment:
The damn truth of the matter is tough guy, is that your simply so fucking full of yourself and the fact that you’re the self pronounced “Chosen One” that you didn’t even need me to put you over in the first place! In your eyes your Gods gift to Greco Roman, so why the hell am I even bothering with someone as ridiculous as you are?! Simply because of this, no matter how dumb, idiotic, pee brained, cluster fucked of a superstar you are, you are STILL the future of XVI. Take real close note of that though “Cure”, you are The Future, not the present! You’ve still got a little work to do before these fans will EVER call you champ, and if your going to keep up with this charade that your curing me of anything, it better be colon cancer because all I see from you is a little parasite needing to be doused in a little dose of Corporal Insecticide!
This time, the anger is to a true boiling point now, as Corporal Punishment now uses his bare hands to rip apart his uniformed shirt, Hulkster style, revealing an extremely impressive ripped chest and 6-pack abs. He makes a strongman pose and then glares at the camera again.
Corporal Punishment:
Look at me Punk! At almost 38 years old I am in the best damn shape of my life! And I am retiring for what?! I will let you in on a little secret, its because of you god damned two timing piles of horse shit that think they can just waltz into XVI, demand a World Title shot because they won so many different World Titles in different promotions. Well open your eyes Chosen One! I have been here almost since day one, as well as guys like Jordan Glass, David Calaz, Sah’ta Thor and Szaban. And only one of these XVI originals have held the Main Strap! One of them may be close come this PPV, but as far as I’m concerned, snot nosed punks like you, Dan Taylor, Myst, Kid Jack, and all the others think you can step into OUR house and put yourself into the Main Event Scene? Eh eh! Aint gonna happen! Not on my watch bucko!
The Corporal lets down his arms, and brushes himself off. After letting the kettle steam a little bit, its now time for the Tea.
Corporal Punishment:
But my watch is almost done, and my clock is just about done ticking. So I will leave XVI, possibly as the man with the single worst record of all time, I don’t need you to remind me of that, or anyone else for that matter. But I will not become squashed by the likes of you. I will not be leaving XVI looking like a fool or a has been. I am going to walk out of XVI, at The American Dream, with my dreams being shattered, and most likely coming out on the losing end, but I will MAKE you know that you were in the ring with Punishment! You will talk about this match for months to come boy, I will make DAMN SURE OF THAT! At the American Dream, its you and I in a Boot Camp Match. You will feel the pain. But remember, what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. I just hope your not too damn cocky and full of yourself to ignore those words of wisdom. And those will be the last words you will hear from Corporal Punishment, and that goes to all of you…what doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger.
Without ending with his signature catch phrase, he simply walks off the camera, and with Katie King scrambling for a closing line, she points out the obvious.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Dismissed!!!
End Promo.
your time
It fades away
I feel my time
My life runs out
So hold you darling
Your darling,
in your arm
Because it leaves
Very soon,
soon
Dance,
again
With me,
and we
Will find and end
For all,
I call
Leaving
Corporal Punishment:
Come with me Kobra….on a journey unlike most others.
Scream! Scratch Scream! Gore! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood Makes the Grass Grow! Scream! Hurry Up! Damnit all! Damnit all to hell! Scar Scratch Scream! And die…
Corporal Punishment:
Scared? Of course not. That was Corporal Punishment 10 years ago, maggot. You want to throw pain and suffering in the mix? Mentioning your “Epic Quest” to find your girlfriend, your daughter, and control of your own emotions….these are the kind of things I heard endlessly, let me repeat that, ENDLESSLY! For entire hours…hours turned to days…days turned to weeks….months….years…finally, as you know, I was rejected from the main military. Put in some lowlife fugitive camp to turn rotten prisoners into decent soldiers, CRAWLED through barren wastelands and trenches of bones, blood and corpses, and for WHAT?! To end up in some nation wide comedic sport facing against freaks like yourself who think they are some kind of supernatural? I have faced the Supernatural Maggot! And it has nothing to do with split personalities popping up in a white scenario of your mind. It has nothing to do with LORDS or Wrath, or any rules of the game! Because in this house, in this world, in this REALITY, you have no rules soney gem! The whole fucking rule book has been thrown out the window in favor of blood, guts and glory! Once you get that through your head, you will be a lot better off!
Scream! Flicker Shatter Damnit Boom Die!
Scene Two: The Last Interview
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Here’s Razzle Dazzle standing with The Corporal of Punishment, for his last scheduled interview for Xtreme Vicious Intent!
And of course, we are in the backstage interview area, complete with XVI logo and blue backgrounds drapings. Razzle Dazzle has a green tank top and black slacks on with her trademark dyed bright green hair, and glowing green eyes. She turns towards the Corporal, who looks a lot bigger than usual, although still actual size. His attire of full jungle cameo military garb makes his shoulder mass out just a little further and his chest look especially barreled.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
So Corporal, I will ask you one simple question, and hand the rest over to you, What is going through your mind right now?
Corporal Punishment:
(As if Katie never asked a question) Kobra…there’s something you must understand. Because I think your blind worship of this nonexistent lord has gotten your head screwed on a little loose. I never laid a finger on you in The XVI Invitational. It is your own damn fault you let yourself get distracted and lose the match dumb ass. It takes two to tango, and in this case there was about 6 or 7 involved in this dance. To put the blame on whatever the fans were feeling, good or bad, solely on me is both naïve and purely dipshit logic on your part. I simply came out to take a look at what I was facing come The American Dream, and I learned what I’m facing. A whiny, bitchy no good ingrate of a newbie who thinks he’s something special when in reality he would be better suited playing a D&D Campaign than trying to pull off being a Professional Wrestler!
The Corporal throws down his hat in frustration, and the pure anger in his eyes in self evident at this point.
Corporal Punishment:
The damn truth of the matter is tough guy, is that your simply so fucking full of yourself and the fact that you’re the self pronounced “Chosen One” that you didn’t even need me to put you over in the first place! In your eyes your Gods gift to Greco Roman, so why the hell am I even bothering with someone as ridiculous as you are?! Simply because of this, no matter how dumb, idiotic, pee brained, cluster fucked of a superstar you are, you are STILL the future of XVI. Take real close note of that though “Cure”, you are The Future, not the present! You’ve still got a little work to do before these fans will EVER call you champ, and if your going to keep up with this charade that your curing me of anything, it better be colon cancer because all I see from you is a little parasite needing to be doused in a little dose of Corporal Insecticide!
This time, the anger is to a true boiling point now, as Corporal Punishment now uses his bare hands to rip apart his uniformed shirt, Hulkster style, revealing an extremely impressive ripped chest and 6-pack abs. He makes a strongman pose and then glares at the camera again.
Corporal Punishment:
Look at me Punk! At almost 38 years old I am in the best damn shape of my life! And I am retiring for what?! I will let you in on a little secret, its because of you god damned two timing piles of horse shit that think they can just waltz into XVI, demand a World Title shot because they won so many different World Titles in different promotions. Well open your eyes Chosen One! I have been here almost since day one, as well as guys like Jordan Glass, David Calaz, Sah’ta Thor and Szaban. And only one of these XVI originals have held the Main Strap! One of them may be close come this PPV, but as far as I’m concerned, snot nosed punks like you, Dan Taylor, Myst, Kid Jack, and all the others think you can step into OUR house and put yourself into the Main Event Scene? Eh eh! Aint gonna happen! Not on my watch bucko!
The Corporal lets down his arms, and brushes himself off. After letting the kettle steam a little bit, its now time for the Tea.
Corporal Punishment:
But my watch is almost done, and my clock is just about done ticking. So I will leave XVI, possibly as the man with the single worst record of all time, I don’t need you to remind me of that, or anyone else for that matter. But I will not become squashed by the likes of you. I will not be leaving XVI looking like a fool or a has been. I am going to walk out of XVI, at The American Dream, with my dreams being shattered, and most likely coming out on the losing end, but I will MAKE you know that you were in the ring with Punishment! You will talk about this match for months to come boy, I will make DAMN SURE OF THAT! At the American Dream, its you and I in a Boot Camp Match. You will feel the pain. But remember, what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. I just hope your not too damn cocky and full of yourself to ignore those words of wisdom. And those will be the last words you will hear from Corporal Punishment, and that goes to all of you…what doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger.
Without ending with his signature catch phrase, he simply walks off the camera, and with Katie King scrambling for a closing line, she points out the obvious.
“Razzle Dazzle” Katie King:
Dismissed!!!
End Promo.
