Post by Pig Vomit on Aug 17, 2007 15:24:25 GMT -5
-BEGIN TRANSMISSION!-
::The darkness of your screen reach to the time limit of annoyance. Sudden;y, three simple letters reach the screen. Those three letters read out X.V.I. Right under it it reads Now VNB free. That could mean only one thing, and your blind guess was answered when the camera begins to roll. We see the ever ending Pig Vomit reading peices of paper. Looks of confusion arose to their painted faces. Bozo the Gay Clown (everyone's favorite talent scout) claps his hands in front of the camera. He giggles as he jumps behind it.::
ACTION!
::The duo look at eachother and shurg and Metallic Dragon begins to read off his paper. His acting was pure elementry school kid.::
Oh no, Warrior. We're facing uh... Outlaw Inc-
(Off camera)Outlaw STINK.
Right, Stink. I'm real scared, it is a TLC match and I'm, oh hell no, Bozo.
Read it!
And I am too fat to climb the ladder and your going to be busy molesting little girls in the front row to get the titles, whatever will we do?
::American Warrior's face is now gone behind the paper trying to talk. He looks at Dragon with a strange look, back at the paper and rolls his eyes.::
I will have the chicken wrap supreme.
Oh Warrior you are so confident. Will... fuck you, Bozo! I'm not reading this!
Read! I own your contract, boy.
I fuckin' hate this. Will you let me rub your feet with the skin of an otter?
What?
READ THE SCRIPT!
How will this help us with our tag title match at The American Dream?
Read the script and you will actually have a match.
Greeat. Oh worryful Dragon, fear not. For we... have Bozo the Best? What the-
::Bozo skips out in a Conan the Barbian outfit! Pig Vomit look at their manger in a strange way.::
Is that what you wear under your clown suit?
No wonder you hop around the way you do. If I had fur that far up my ass-
ENOUGH! Finish the script.
Oh wonderful Bozo the Best. You are our last hope against the XVI titans. Will you help us in your do or die moment?
It's do or pie, you asshole.
Your worse then a kid.
Then fuck me, sicko!
ENOUGH! Both of you. No more games. We have a chance to win the XVI tag championships. You know what? I want to win it. So either get serious or don't show.
That was a better speech then this script.
Anything is better then Bozo's ideas.
::Pig Vomit laugh and then head off the scene. Bozo looks behind him at the camera.::
Anything is better then my idea? Thats not what they said when I made the first ever double ended viabrater.
::The darkness of your screen reach to the time limit of annoyance. Sudden;y, three simple letters reach the screen. Those three letters read out X.V.I. Right under it it reads Now VNB free. That could mean only one thing, and your blind guess was answered when the camera begins to roll. We see the ever ending Pig Vomit reading peices of paper. Looks of confusion arose to their painted faces. Bozo the Gay Clown (everyone's favorite talent scout) claps his hands in front of the camera. He giggles as he jumps behind it.::
ACTION!
::The duo look at eachother and shurg and Metallic Dragon begins to read off his paper. His acting was pure elementry school kid.::
Oh no, Warrior. We're facing uh... Outlaw Inc-
(Off camera)Outlaw STINK.
Right, Stink. I'm real scared, it is a TLC match and I'm, oh hell no, Bozo.
Read it!
And I am too fat to climb the ladder and your going to be busy molesting little girls in the front row to get the titles, whatever will we do?
::American Warrior's face is now gone behind the paper trying to talk. He looks at Dragon with a strange look, back at the paper and rolls his eyes.::
I will have the chicken wrap supreme.
Oh Warrior you are so confident. Will... fuck you, Bozo! I'm not reading this!
Read! I own your contract, boy.
I fuckin' hate this. Will you let me rub your feet with the skin of an otter?
What?
READ THE SCRIPT!
How will this help us with our tag title match at The American Dream?
Read the script and you will actually have a match.
Greeat. Oh worryful Dragon, fear not. For we... have Bozo the Best? What the-
::Bozo skips out in a Conan the Barbian outfit! Pig Vomit look at their manger in a strange way.::
Is that what you wear under your clown suit?
No wonder you hop around the way you do. If I had fur that far up my ass-
ENOUGH! Finish the script.
Oh wonderful Bozo the Best. You are our last hope against the XVI titans. Will you help us in your do or die moment?
It's do or pie, you asshole.
Your worse then a kid.
Then fuck me, sicko!
ENOUGH! Both of you. No more games. We have a chance to win the XVI tag championships. You know what? I want to win it. So either get serious or don't show.
That was a better speech then this script.
Anything is better then Bozo's ideas.
::Pig Vomit laugh and then head off the scene. Bozo looks behind him at the camera.::
Anything is better then my idea? Thats not what they said when I made the first ever double ended viabrater.
