Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 28, 2007 17:16:54 GMT -5
Jake Xavier goes to the Zoo : Part 3 of 2
Monkey’s Revenge
Jake Xavier and Cindy, his four sided pizza hut box friend, stand in the St.Johns Zoo, faces a huge gray sign, in which red letters wears “Zoo Grand Opening Day Special: Play with the Monkeys!”. Jake Xavier smiles at the sight of it and looks at Cindy.
..:Jake Xavier:..
This is going to be Pwnage!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Yeah, I did see 300.
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh, that is so cool!
Jake coughs a little with his handover his mouth.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Let me try that shit.
Jake raises his hand out and into the air.
..:Jake Xavier:..
This...is...SPARTA!!!!!
Jake smirks.
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
What do you mean? It was sweet! Just like the movie!
Jake Xavier lifts the Pizza Box out of his arms and puts it next to his face.
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
It did not sound like red sauce with pasta! What are you talking about!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Just shut up! Don’t make me eat you!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Exactly!
Jake lowers the Pizza Box and starts to walk over towards the Monkey Cage. There they saw a huge monkey sitting on a ground, where two bigger monkeys pushing him around.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Dude! Look at those two titbags making fun of the monkey!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Damn straight Cindy! There assholes allright! I’m going to kick their asses!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Hell yeah!
Jake Xavier slides into the gate and swifts a monkey around, and punches him in the face, making the monkey hit the ground.
..:Jake Xavier:..
How do you like it!?!
Jake Xavier then takes Cindy, lifts the box over his head and smacks it against the monkeys head, driving it to the ground, which was followed by a stomp. Before he could continue to kick the monkey’s asses, a scream was heard from a young boy.
..:Boy:..
Zoo Keepers, Zoo Keepers! There hurting the monkeys.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh shit!
Jake Xavier stares as almost ten zoo keepers with whips fly down the gravel road, running near the pit. Jake Xavier bends over toward the small monkey.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Get on!
The monkey shrugs his shoulders and jumps on Xavier’s back, and Xavier, with the pizza box in one hand and the monkey on his back, begins to run at his best out of the cage and away from the Zoo Keepers, who holds whips in their hands, smacking it against the ground near Xavier.
..:Zoo Keeper 1:..
You can’t take that monkey!
..:Zoo Keeper 2:..
Whip the bastard!
Jake Xavier starts to run around the zoo quicker, with the gang of Zoo Keepers continuing to follow him. Soon, he runs straight into a fence.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh shit! Deadend!
All the Zoo Keepers line up behind him, smacking there whips into the ground.
..:Zoo Keeper 3:..
Get ‘em boys!
Jake Xavier then looks at the monkey for a quick glane before throwing him into the air.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Kill ‘em monkey friend, do some crazy shiznit!
The monkey flies and lands on a Zoo Keepers head, biting his ears. The Zoo Keeper drops to the ground, ear bloody. From there, the monkey jumps and grabs onto two whip, pulling on it, knocking two Zoo Keepers to the ground. Six remain as two grab onto the wild Monkey.
..:Jake Xavier:.
I’ll save you, my hairy friend!
Jake Xavier then charges right up to one Zoo Keeper, and smacks him right between the legs. The male drops to the ground screaming in agony.
..:Jake Xavier:..
OWNAGE!
The monkey then jumps onto the other Zoo Keepers back, and yanks on his hair, when Jake kicks him to the ground. Only two zookeepers remain as they look at the trio, and then slowly run off.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Run bitches, run!
Jake smirks as the monkey jumps back on his back as they walk out of the Zoo and into their car, as they begin to drive home. Jake Xavier’s luck has been good so far today, how will the PPV affect this luck?
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Monkey’s Revenge
Jake Xavier and Cindy, his four sided pizza hut box friend, stand in the St.Johns Zoo, faces a huge gray sign, in which red letters wears “Zoo Grand Opening Day Special: Play with the Monkeys!”. Jake Xavier smiles at the sight of it and looks at Cindy.
..:Jake Xavier:..
This is going to be Pwnage!
..:Cindy:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yeah, I did see 300.
..:Cindy:..
...........
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh, that is so cool!
Jake coughs a little with his handover his mouth.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Let me try that shit.
Jake raises his hand out and into the air.
..:Jake Xavier:..
This...is...SPARTA!!!!!
Jake smirks.
..:Cindy:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
What do you mean? It was sweet! Just like the movie!
Jake Xavier lifts the Pizza Box out of his arms and puts it next to his face.
..:Cindy:..
....
..:Jake Xavier:..
It did not sound like red sauce with pasta! What are you talking about!
..:Cindy:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Just shut up! Don’t make me eat you!
..:Cindy:..
-
..:Jake Xavier:..
Exactly!
Jake lowers the Pizza Box and starts to walk over towards the Monkey Cage. There they saw a huge monkey sitting on a ground, where two bigger monkeys pushing him around.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Dude! Look at those two titbags making fun of the monkey!
..:Cindy:..
....
..:Jake Xavier:..
Damn straight Cindy! There assholes allright! I’m going to kick their asses!
..:Cindy:..
...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Hell yeah!
Jake Xavier slides into the gate and swifts a monkey around, and punches him in the face, making the monkey hit the ground.
..:Jake Xavier:..
How do you like it!?!
Jake Xavier then takes Cindy, lifts the box over his head and smacks it against the monkeys head, driving it to the ground, which was followed by a stomp. Before he could continue to kick the monkey’s asses, a scream was heard from a young boy.
..:Boy:..
Zoo Keepers, Zoo Keepers! There hurting the monkeys.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh shit!
Jake Xavier stares as almost ten zoo keepers with whips fly down the gravel road, running near the pit. Jake Xavier bends over toward the small monkey.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Get on!
The monkey shrugs his shoulders and jumps on Xavier’s back, and Xavier, with the pizza box in one hand and the monkey on his back, begins to run at his best out of the cage and away from the Zoo Keepers, who holds whips in their hands, smacking it against the ground near Xavier.
..:Zoo Keeper 1:..
You can’t take that monkey!
..:Zoo Keeper 2:..
Whip the bastard!
Jake Xavier starts to run around the zoo quicker, with the gang of Zoo Keepers continuing to follow him. Soon, he runs straight into a fence.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh shit! Deadend!
All the Zoo Keepers line up behind him, smacking there whips into the ground.
..:Zoo Keeper 3:..
Get ‘em boys!
Jake Xavier then looks at the monkey for a quick glane before throwing him into the air.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Kill ‘em monkey friend, do some crazy shiznit!
The monkey flies and lands on a Zoo Keepers head, biting his ears. The Zoo Keeper drops to the ground, ear bloody. From there, the monkey jumps and grabs onto two whip, pulling on it, knocking two Zoo Keepers to the ground. Six remain as two grab onto the wild Monkey.
..:Jake Xavier:.
I’ll save you, my hairy friend!
Jake Xavier then charges right up to one Zoo Keeper, and smacks him right between the legs. The male drops to the ground screaming in agony.
..:Jake Xavier:..
OWNAGE!
The monkey then jumps onto the other Zoo Keepers back, and yanks on his hair, when Jake kicks him to the ground. Only two zookeepers remain as they look at the trio, and then slowly run off.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Run bitches, run!
Jake smirks as the monkey jumps back on his back as they walk out of the Zoo and into their car, as they begin to drive home. Jake Xavier’s luck has been good so far today, how will the PPV affect this luck?
