Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 27, 2007 20:56:14 GMT -5
JAKE XAVIER GOES TO THE ZOO!
PART 2 : ZOO HARDER
This new scene starts off exactly where part one left off, as Jake Xavier sat in his green van, with his “friend” Cindy (The Pizza Box), on their way to the zoo which they heard about. He sat, with the bright evening sunshine shining in his dark eyes. The car was going around ninety kilometers per hour as the car slowly made it way through the Sunday traffic. Eventurally, they arrived as they parked in front of a large sign which read in golden italic fonted letters “St.Johns Zoo”.
Jake Xavier smirked he opened the car door, and withdrawn a pair of shaded sunglasses from his pocket and thrown it on his face. He grabbed the pizza box, aka Cindy from the other smiled and walked into the Zoo, until he was greeted by a female women at the entrance.
..:Zoo Women:..
Um, excuse me sir, your going to have to pay entry fee for the Zoo.
Jake Xavier turns to her and looks pretty much stunned.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yes, of course. Sorry about that. How much does it cost for me and my friend here.
The women, confused, looks around.
..:Zoo Women:..
...Friend?
..:Jake Xavier:.
Yea..friend. How much does it cost?
..:Zoo Women:..
Ummm, wheres your friend first?
..:Jake Xavier:..
Um, duh! Right in front of you, what a noob!
Jake stares at Cindy, the Pizza Box.
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
You said it Cindy, she doesn't know what she's talking about!
..:Zoo Women:..
...Cindy?
..:Jake Xavier:..
Yea, Cindy. Got something against the name Cindy?
..:Zoo Women:..
No, but...wheres Cindy?
..:Jake Xavier:..
Maan! I told you! Cindy's right in front of you for god sakes!
Jake Xavier looks at the Pizza Box again and laughs, then looks at the women yet again.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Shes like making fun of you and shit.
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
I know, what a anti-Pizzer.
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
I know, I hate them too.
The Women continues to stare at Xavier like he has three heads. She's oblivous to the fact that “Cindy” is the Pizza Box.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Now listen here women, if you treat me and my Pizza friend here any more with this attitude, we will not even pay to enter this monstrosity! I'll get your manager!
The Women then finally relizes that Cindy is the Pizza Box, and laughs a little under her breath.
..:Zoo Women:..
I am very sorry for treating you and your..err..friend this way...For your troblues, I'll let Cindy in for free, and you, I will...er..only charge you half-price!..Yes..half-price!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh sweet! Thanks!
..:Zoo Women:.
That'll be 7.99 please.
Jake Xavier smacks eight dollars on the table and walks forward through the gate, until turning back to the women again.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Remember, next time don't be such a Anti-Pizzer!
The women chuckles, finding the man very, very, insane.
..:Zoo Women:..
Yea...I ..will.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Well, looks like it's time to enjoy the show. Now, time for the monkeys!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Hell yea! I love the fuzzy hairy beasts! God, I love the zoo!
..:Cindy:..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
You said it! This is PWNAGE!
TBC in Part 3 tomorrow, along with the final Part 4 of the Zoo Chronicles.
