Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 27, 2007 15:39:32 GMT -5
It was the early evening, as Jake Xavier sits on a small brown cotton couch, in his new apartment, which he rented out after the incident on last weeks Side-Effect. Sitting next to him, like normal, is his new best-friend, Cindy. The white cardboard pizza box lies next to him, as “they” face forward, admiring the small, cheap TV screen.
..:TV Screen:..
Now time for more Dogma, on CTV!
Jake leans forward a little more as he watches the range of characters, from Jay and Silent Bob to Loki and Bartelby and more argue and fight. Silent Bob grabs on to Loki and his friend and throws them both out the door, landing off the train onto the tracks. The big man, Silent Bob walks back into the room with a old man staring at him after witnessing what Bob just did. Bob looks at him and speaks, which is very odd for him to do so.
..:Silent Bob:..
They didn't have any tickets.
Suddenly, Jake erupts into a fit of hysterical laughter, he holds his stomach and laughs for a
couple minutes until finally stopping and wiping a tear from his eye. He looks at the Pizza Box.
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
I know! I love when Silent Bob has a speaking role! Kevin Smith is a genuis!
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
I really do have to agree with you, Dogma is a great movie! What's your favorite Smith flick?
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
What!?! You like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back more then the others! What are you talking about! Clerks. The original was awesome! Theres nothing better then Clerks.!
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
It did not suck! Take that back!
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Take it BACK!!!
Jake Xavier stands and looks down at the Pizza Box. Ignoring the sounds of the TV.
..:TV Screen:..
We'll be right back to Dogma after these messages.
Jake stamps his feet.
..:Jake Xavier:..
See! You distracted me! I missed some comedy! Thanks alot! You can be such a asshole! Why do you act like this!?!
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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Before Jake Xavier could say anything else, the bright TV Screen caught his attention.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Holy crap!
..:TV Screen:..
If your in the St. Johns area of Newfoundland, Canada, you could go to the Newfoundland Official Zoo on May 27th for the grand opening for this year! If you come on May 27th, you will experience half price fees, and being able to get into the cages with animals such as Giraffes, Monkeys and Hippos! Come today! Don't forget to bring a friend!
..:Jake Xavier:..
WE HAVE TO GO TO THIS!!!
[color=pink ..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
I hear you by square friend! I love my monkeys and when theres a chance to play with one, I'm there!
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Damn straight! Let me grab a coat and lets go to this crazy place!
Jake Xavier walks over to the coat hanger, grabs his leather coat and wraps it around his body, then walks over and grabs Cindy, the Pizza Box, and puts it in his two hands and walks out the door of the new apartment building. He then looks at the multiple levels of stairs he must go down.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh shit!
Jake sighs and begins to start walking down the red staircase. Once he gets mid-way, he sighs once again.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Why did I ever leave Jordan's.
Jake huffs.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Wait, why did I ever leave Jordan's?
Jake leans on the Staircase's railing for a second, bites his lips and begins to think. One minute later...
..:Cindy (The Box):..
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..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh right!
Jake smacks himself in the face.
..:Jake Xavier:..
That asshole cost me a match! What a asshole! I had that match one! Geez! Argh!
Jake huffs angrily, and continues to walk down the stairs until he hits the bottom. He walks out the steel door and finds himself in a parking lot full with vehicles.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh crap! More walking!
Jake walks until he finally locates his big lime-green colored van.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Zoo, here we come!
He goes to open the door, until he notices it's locked. He then slides his hands into his pockets, looking for the keys, but pulls them out empty handed.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh fuck!
Jake then walks back through the parking lot, up the long staircase, into his apartment, grabs his car keys, then follows the same route again by going out of his apartment, down the staircase, and once again through the parking lot. He opens the car door with the keys. He sits Cindy in the right passager seat and sits himself in the driver seats and puts on the two seatbelts.
..:Jake Xavier:..
ZOO, HERE WE COME!
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