Post by ~*The Pride of Ireland*~ on May 24, 2007 13:02:41 GMT -5
"I have nothing to fear from my enemies, all they can do is hurt me. I have nothing to fear from my friends, all they can do is betray me. I only fear those who are indifferant."
Corporal Punishment was in the designated backstage interview area, accompanied by "Razzle Dazzle" Katie Keys, another roughshed XVI backstage interviewer. a most notable thing about her was a purple face painted star on her right eye, as well as from her sleeves, to her belts pants and boots, were rainbow tassles. She looked especially excited to be there tonight.
"Razzle Dazzle" Katie Keys:
Why hello everybody! My name is Katie Keys, but you can call me Razzy D! I stand here tonight with someone who, if you looked at his record, is not exactly the most intimidating knife in the drawer. But if you saw him, you wouldnt believe it! So, Corporal Punishment, how does it feel knowing your name is actually a clever play on the fact that The USA once instituted Corporal Punishment towards offenders of the law?
The big man blinked his eyes for a few seconds, not expecting that kind of question at all. He lowered his head and loooked into the camera.
Corporal Punishment:
Well to be honest, i think its a damn creative way to express the fact that I am a man who is not to be messed with.
Razzy D:
Hehe, cute. Anyway, your opponent for Highway to Hell is none other than a man who is almost as tall, and quite heavier than you are. You both are big strong, tough guys, but he seems to be getting the upper hand against you. So Corp, how do you plan to combat this new menace to your rise to glory?
Corporal Punishment:
First of all i would have to say you are the best damn backstage announcer i have ever seen.
Razzy D:
Gee, Thanks!
Corporal Punishment:
And to answer your question, Damien Necro Dream, Mr. D&D. The Doomsday Renegade, i know all of your nick names. And all of them are creative. But its going to take more than creativity for either of us to win. And frankly, i dont care if you came from Japan, or from Madagascar. I am going to rip you a new one, and show you that your all hype, and no substance.
Razzy D:
But what about that devastating Lariat of his? He has nearly taken your head off two weeks in a row, and thats not even his finisher!
Corporal Punishment:
You make a good point, once again. But the point is, you can only get me behind my back so many times. 3rd time will NOT be a charm Damien. And i dont care if you have Nick Duggan on your side or not. I will take that Lariat arm of yours, and twist it into a pretzel, and thats the damned truth boy!
Razzy D:
Ok, i just have one itzy bitzy more question for ya Corp.
Corporal Punishment:
Shoot.
A gun shot is heard as the camera focused on Corporal Punishments head, as he ducks, and the cameraman follows suit, they look around, notice no one is firing, and get back up to see Razzy D holding a German Luger. She smiles innocently.
Razzy D:
You told me to shoot!
Corporal Punishment:
Uh...right. Anyway, what was that last qustion?
Razzy D:
Uhm....i forget! That's all the time we have for today folks! Until next time, this is Katie Keys, over and out!
Two more gun shots are fired as Corporal Punishment ducks for cover, and the scene fades to nothing.
End Segment.
Corporal Punishment was in the designated backstage interview area, accompanied by "Razzle Dazzle" Katie Keys, another roughshed XVI backstage interviewer. a most notable thing about her was a purple face painted star on her right eye, as well as from her sleeves, to her belts pants and boots, were rainbow tassles. She looked especially excited to be there tonight.
"Razzle Dazzle" Katie Keys:
Why hello everybody! My name is Katie Keys, but you can call me Razzy D! I stand here tonight with someone who, if you looked at his record, is not exactly the most intimidating knife in the drawer. But if you saw him, you wouldnt believe it! So, Corporal Punishment, how does it feel knowing your name is actually a clever play on the fact that The USA once instituted Corporal Punishment towards offenders of the law?
The big man blinked his eyes for a few seconds, not expecting that kind of question at all. He lowered his head and loooked into the camera.
Corporal Punishment:
Well to be honest, i think its a damn creative way to express the fact that I am a man who is not to be messed with.
Razzy D:
Hehe, cute. Anyway, your opponent for Highway to Hell is none other than a man who is almost as tall, and quite heavier than you are. You both are big strong, tough guys, but he seems to be getting the upper hand against you. So Corp, how do you plan to combat this new menace to your rise to glory?
Corporal Punishment:
First of all i would have to say you are the best damn backstage announcer i have ever seen.
Razzy D:
Gee, Thanks!
Corporal Punishment:
And to answer your question, Damien Necro Dream, Mr. D&D. The Doomsday Renegade, i know all of your nick names. And all of them are creative. But its going to take more than creativity for either of us to win. And frankly, i dont care if you came from Japan, or from Madagascar. I am going to rip you a new one, and show you that your all hype, and no substance.
Razzy D:
But what about that devastating Lariat of his? He has nearly taken your head off two weeks in a row, and thats not even his finisher!
Corporal Punishment:
You make a good point, once again. But the point is, you can only get me behind my back so many times. 3rd time will NOT be a charm Damien. And i dont care if you have Nick Duggan on your side or not. I will take that Lariat arm of yours, and twist it into a pretzel, and thats the damned truth boy!
Razzy D:
Ok, i just have one itzy bitzy more question for ya Corp.
Corporal Punishment:
Shoot.
A gun shot is heard as the camera focused on Corporal Punishments head, as he ducks, and the cameraman follows suit, they look around, notice no one is firing, and get back up to see Razzy D holding a German Luger. She smiles innocently.
Razzy D:
You told me to shoot!
Corporal Punishment:
Uh...right. Anyway, what was that last qustion?
Razzy D:
Uhm....i forget! That's all the time we have for today folks! Until next time, this is Katie Keys, over and out!
Two more gun shots are fired as Corporal Punishment ducks for cover, and the scene fades to nothing.
End Segment.
