Post by b3rt77 on Apr 1, 2007 22:25:25 GMT -5
Scene opens at the Phillips arena in Atlanta Georgia where the arena is packed and going crazy with excitement hoping to see the meds. And they get there wish as DJ khaled-we takin over hits the speakers and the crowd burst with excitement as The meds come from backstage. but they are going to the ring in a shopping cart, Ritalin is sitting in it as Prozac pushes it as hard as he can down the ramp and makes him speed out of control but Ritalin crashes into the ring apron but he just slides in the ring through the bottom rope and just stands up with a big smile on his face and looks at Prozac and gives him a thumbs up. Prozac makes his way in the ring and Ritalin grabs a microphone, and walks to the center of the ring.
Ritalin: as you all know at the upcoming PPV Fools Rush In is a tournament for the next Gen title and my first match is against…..What was his name Prozac?
Prozac: Well on the match card it says Johnny Xavier.
Ritalin: huh….you all know this guy has been talking a lot of shit about me in the past few weeks and I decided to speak on it. He’s been saying that im a joke and that I didn’t have that bad of an up bringing and how he’s going to kick my ass and all this bull shit. So I decided to let him know how much of a joke I really am so I put together a little video of how im a joke in this ring so just watch.
On the titantron a highlight reel starts to play of all of Ritalin’s accomplishments in wrestling, the first clip is from back in his ESW days in his career defining match against Anon where Ritalin leaped off the ladder only to get powerbombed but then Anon climbed the ladder for his finisher and Ritalin was saved by Prozac to pick the win up.
Prozac: I had your back on that one but that was the best match in that PPV.
Ritalin: yeah that’s true but then there’s the match where I won my first TV title in ESW so take a look at this.
On the titantron is a clip from Ritalin’s match against Christian pierce to win the TV title Christian Pierce gets back into the ring with Ritalin following him back in. He whips Ritalin into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster slam, but Ritalin counters it with a roundhouse kick. Ritalin hit’s a springboard flying knee to take Pierce down! Not loosing any momentum Ritalin hits a inverted DDT on Pierce then
Nails him with the Over dose on him!
Scott counts 1...2.…3!!!!
“You winner and NEW ESW TV CHAMPION……RITILIN!!”
Ritalin: now you cant even stunt on me there that was all me and not to mention I was named back in February 2007 wrestler of the month. But wait don’t start pissing your pants just yet X cause there’s a lot more where that came from. Just keep watching…
Another highlight reel appears on the titantron its Ritalin against the current ESW world champion slipstream Ritalin pulls Slipstream off of the mat and slaps on a sleeper hold! He has his arm under Slipstream’s chin and Sanders allows the sleeper choke hold Richards is valiantly trying to break the hold, he reaches over his head and grabs Ritalin by his hair but Sanders kicks Slipstream in the ribs to make Slipstream lower his arm and the crowd boos.
Shawn Sanders tells Slipstream to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rob Richards once again nods. Shawn Sanders checks Rob Richards's arm.
He lifts it... it falls. Shawn Sanders kicks Slipstream in the rib cage causing Slipstream to lower his arm and Sanders immediately calls for the bell and the crowd starts to boo and heckle Sanders to no end. Empty beer and soda cans start raining upon the ring .
“Your winner by submission….RITILIN!)
Ritalin: Ok now ill admit that that was a cheap but that wasn’t planned and even if Sanders didn’t do that I still would’ve won.
Prozac: But then you also beat Sanders to the former ESW world champ.
Ritalin: That’s right so why not watch a little bit of that match to.
Another clip of Ritalin’s match only against Shawn Sanders, Slipstream stops about half way up the ramp and turns back around and faces Sanders.
Shawn Sanders “Everyone knows that I’m the real World champion! You got lucky because the referee was a moron! When we get a chance to settle this! Then the world will know just who the real World champion is! Here’s a hint! It won’t be you!”
Just then Ritalin and his never say die attitude then rolls Shawn Sanders up in a school boy! Slipstream sprints back in the ring, slides in under the bottom rope, Ritalin with a handful of tights hangs on long enough for Slipstream to throw down a quick 1, 2, 3! Slipstream and Ritalin both vanish from the ring as Shawn Sanders is pissed.
“Your winner….RITALIN!!!!!!
Ritalin looks around the arena with a surprised look and Prozac and Ritalin start laughing hysterically.
Ritalin: am I still a joke? Cause that was just ESW I haven’t even gotten into my FWF days where me and Prozac just simply dominated the tag team division to win the tag team championships….
Another video begins it’s the over the top rope battle …… Prozac and Ritalin immediately go after Knox, who sees them coming and explodes with a powerful double clothesline, knocking both members of The Meds to the mat. Bert then stumbles to his feet, and is hit with an enziguiri kick, causing him to fall over the top rope. Knox and Prozac begin to stare each other down in the middle of the ring. The two men lock up, and Matt Knox backs Prozac into the turnbuckle. Knox then climbs up and sets up for the superplex, and hits it causing Prozac to slam into the mat. Knox picks up Prozac and DDTs him to the mat. Knox then climbs the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a flying elbow drop, slamming his elbow into the mat as Prozac rolls out of the way. Both men go to the ropes to help themselves up, and begin staring each other down once again. Knox goes for a right hand, but Prozac blocks it and hits Knox with one of his own. Prozac Irish-whips Knox and Knox holds onto the ropes. Prozac then runs at Knox, but Knox backdrops Prozac over. Prozac lands on the apron. Prozac grabs hold of Knox. He is able to pulls Knox over the top rope, joining him on the apron. The two of them begin to exchange blows. Prozac points towards the titantron and shouts “Jimmy Paige!” Knox turns around to see that he is not there. Prozac then pushes Knox off the apron
“Here are your winners …and new FWF Tag Team champions …Ritalin and Prozac …the Meds!”
Prozac: (laughs) That was a funny raven.
Ritalin: so wait am I still a joke or no? im not sure….cause from what ive seen already I can do what needs to be done but don’t take my word for it lets watch when I defeated the current FWF world champion…
Yet another video clip hits the titantron and its Ritalin against the reigning FWF world champion Pain it opens They both get to there feet and Ritalin attempts a close line but Pain ducks and gets behind him and nails a German suplex. Pain is back to his feet and lifts up Ritalin. Ritalin pushed Pain away and leaps at him with a Headbutt to the mid section. Ritalin uses this chance to get behind Pain, places his hands on his shoulders and uses that to push himself up into the air and connecting with a leapfrog bulldog. Ritalin is up and he’s waving his arms for pain to get up. Slowly Pain gets to his feet and Ritalin goes for the BKO but Pain pushes Ritalin to counter it. Ritalin turns around and pain goes for The Superkick but Ritalin ducks under it and runs to the ropes where he bounces off and hits Pain with a Bert Spear. Ritalin gets up and slowly climbs one of the corners. Once on top he jumps off connect with the Bertton bomb. He covers…1…2…3!
Ritalin: Now although that wasn’t for the world title I think a win against the best in the business means something in my favor. So that’s it for the clips and about how much of a joke I am but I would like to get to other comments you made about how my up bringing wasn’t that bad and how im a liar and all this bullshit.
Ritalin looks at Prozac and begins pacing around the ring and laughing.
Ritalin: I been arrested before and I can prove it here.
Ritalin starts digging in his pockets and pulls out a lot of papers they are his arrest records and walks to the outside of the ring and throws them into the audience.
Ritalin: Now I did make some comments about X saying that he is “an emo bitch” and I stand behind that 100 percent but lets see what the fans think.
Ritalin jumps over the guard rail and begin talking to random people in the audience.
Ritalin: so what does the audience think is Xavier an emo bitch or not? What about you?
Woman: I think he’s a weird little man who needs to run in front of a truck before o push him in front of one.
Ritalin: (stares at her for a moment before walking away) Aaaaalllll right then next…..what about you sir?
Man: I heard he might be gay.
Ritalin: (puts his hand on the guys shoulder) Sir honestly…….I heard the same thing…anyway as you can see Xavier from my record on other wrestling shows and by what the fans are saying ill say it plain and simple you cant beat me even on your best day so either put up or shut up.
Scene fades as Ritalin drops the microphone and walks away through the audience.
Ritalin: as you all know at the upcoming PPV Fools Rush In is a tournament for the next Gen title and my first match is against…..What was his name Prozac?
Prozac: Well on the match card it says Johnny Xavier.
Ritalin: huh….you all know this guy has been talking a lot of shit about me in the past few weeks and I decided to speak on it. He’s been saying that im a joke and that I didn’t have that bad of an up bringing and how he’s going to kick my ass and all this bull shit. So I decided to let him know how much of a joke I really am so I put together a little video of how im a joke in this ring so just watch.
On the titantron a highlight reel starts to play of all of Ritalin’s accomplishments in wrestling, the first clip is from back in his ESW days in his career defining match against Anon where Ritalin leaped off the ladder only to get powerbombed but then Anon climbed the ladder for his finisher and Ritalin was saved by Prozac to pick the win up.
Prozac: I had your back on that one but that was the best match in that PPV.
Ritalin: yeah that’s true but then there’s the match where I won my first TV title in ESW so take a look at this.
On the titantron is a clip from Ritalin’s match against Christian pierce to win the TV title Christian Pierce gets back into the ring with Ritalin following him back in. He whips Ritalin into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster slam, but Ritalin counters it with a roundhouse kick. Ritalin hit’s a springboard flying knee to take Pierce down! Not loosing any momentum Ritalin hits a inverted DDT on Pierce then
Nails him with the Over dose on him!
Scott counts 1...2.…3!!!!
“You winner and NEW ESW TV CHAMPION……RITILIN!!”
Ritalin: now you cant even stunt on me there that was all me and not to mention I was named back in February 2007 wrestler of the month. But wait don’t start pissing your pants just yet X cause there’s a lot more where that came from. Just keep watching…
Another highlight reel appears on the titantron its Ritalin against the current ESW world champion slipstream Ritalin pulls Slipstream off of the mat and slaps on a sleeper hold! He has his arm under Slipstream’s chin and Sanders allows the sleeper choke hold Richards is valiantly trying to break the hold, he reaches over his head and grabs Ritalin by his hair but Sanders kicks Slipstream in the ribs to make Slipstream lower his arm and the crowd boos.
Shawn Sanders tells Slipstream to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rob Richards once again nods. Shawn Sanders checks Rob Richards's arm.
He lifts it... it falls. Shawn Sanders kicks Slipstream in the rib cage causing Slipstream to lower his arm and Sanders immediately calls for the bell and the crowd starts to boo and heckle Sanders to no end. Empty beer and soda cans start raining upon the ring .
“Your winner by submission….RITILIN!)
Ritalin: Ok now ill admit that that was a cheap but that wasn’t planned and even if Sanders didn’t do that I still would’ve won.
Prozac: But then you also beat Sanders to the former ESW world champ.
Ritalin: That’s right so why not watch a little bit of that match to.
Another clip of Ritalin’s match only against Shawn Sanders, Slipstream stops about half way up the ramp and turns back around and faces Sanders.
Shawn Sanders “Everyone knows that I’m the real World champion! You got lucky because the referee was a moron! When we get a chance to settle this! Then the world will know just who the real World champion is! Here’s a hint! It won’t be you!”
Just then Ritalin and his never say die attitude then rolls Shawn Sanders up in a school boy! Slipstream sprints back in the ring, slides in under the bottom rope, Ritalin with a handful of tights hangs on long enough for Slipstream to throw down a quick 1, 2, 3! Slipstream and Ritalin both vanish from the ring as Shawn Sanders is pissed.
“Your winner….RITALIN!!!!!!
Ritalin looks around the arena with a surprised look and Prozac and Ritalin start laughing hysterically.
Ritalin: am I still a joke? Cause that was just ESW I haven’t even gotten into my FWF days where me and Prozac just simply dominated the tag team division to win the tag team championships….
Another video begins it’s the over the top rope battle …… Prozac and Ritalin immediately go after Knox, who sees them coming and explodes with a powerful double clothesline, knocking both members of The Meds to the mat. Bert then stumbles to his feet, and is hit with an enziguiri kick, causing him to fall over the top rope. Knox and Prozac begin to stare each other down in the middle of the ring. The two men lock up, and Matt Knox backs Prozac into the turnbuckle. Knox then climbs up and sets up for the superplex, and hits it causing Prozac to slam into the mat. Knox picks up Prozac and DDTs him to the mat. Knox then climbs the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a flying elbow drop, slamming his elbow into the mat as Prozac rolls out of the way. Both men go to the ropes to help themselves up, and begin staring each other down once again. Knox goes for a right hand, but Prozac blocks it and hits Knox with one of his own. Prozac Irish-whips Knox and Knox holds onto the ropes. Prozac then runs at Knox, but Knox backdrops Prozac over. Prozac lands on the apron. Prozac grabs hold of Knox. He is able to pulls Knox over the top rope, joining him on the apron. The two of them begin to exchange blows. Prozac points towards the titantron and shouts “Jimmy Paige!” Knox turns around to see that he is not there. Prozac then pushes Knox off the apron
“Here are your winners …and new FWF Tag Team champions …Ritalin and Prozac …the Meds!”
Prozac: (laughs) That was a funny raven.
Ritalin: so wait am I still a joke or no? im not sure….cause from what ive seen already I can do what needs to be done but don’t take my word for it lets watch when I defeated the current FWF world champion…
Yet another video clip hits the titantron and its Ritalin against the reigning FWF world champion Pain it opens They both get to there feet and Ritalin attempts a close line but Pain ducks and gets behind him and nails a German suplex. Pain is back to his feet and lifts up Ritalin. Ritalin pushed Pain away and leaps at him with a Headbutt to the mid section. Ritalin uses this chance to get behind Pain, places his hands on his shoulders and uses that to push himself up into the air and connecting with a leapfrog bulldog. Ritalin is up and he’s waving his arms for pain to get up. Slowly Pain gets to his feet and Ritalin goes for the BKO but Pain pushes Ritalin to counter it. Ritalin turns around and pain goes for The Superkick but Ritalin ducks under it and runs to the ropes where he bounces off and hits Pain with a Bert Spear. Ritalin gets up and slowly climbs one of the corners. Once on top he jumps off connect with the Bertton bomb. He covers…1…2…3!
Ritalin: Now although that wasn’t for the world title I think a win against the best in the business means something in my favor. So that’s it for the clips and about how much of a joke I am but I would like to get to other comments you made about how my up bringing wasn’t that bad and how im a liar and all this bullshit.
Ritalin looks at Prozac and begins pacing around the ring and laughing.
Ritalin: I been arrested before and I can prove it here.
Ritalin starts digging in his pockets and pulls out a lot of papers they are his arrest records and walks to the outside of the ring and throws them into the audience.
Ritalin: Now I did make some comments about X saying that he is “an emo bitch” and I stand behind that 100 percent but lets see what the fans think.
Ritalin jumps over the guard rail and begin talking to random people in the audience.
Ritalin: so what does the audience think is Xavier an emo bitch or not? What about you?
Woman: I think he’s a weird little man who needs to run in front of a truck before o push him in front of one.
Ritalin: (stares at her for a moment before walking away) Aaaaalllll right then next…..what about you sir?
Man: I heard he might be gay.
Ritalin: (puts his hand on the guys shoulder) Sir honestly…….I heard the same thing…anyway as you can see Xavier from my record on other wrestling shows and by what the fans are saying ill say it plain and simple you cant beat me even on your best day so either put up or shut up.
Scene fades as Ritalin drops the microphone and walks away through the audience.