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Post by Jordan "Bullet Proof" Glass on May 16, 2007 19:05:13 GMT -5
| Rise and Shine, it is your time .. |
He sat there, in his room .. in 'the' room. It wasn't something that was a common scene as of late, but now it was on your screen. He was sat on the sofa, relaxed with one leg laying on the coushins and the other hanging off in front of him. One of his arms was resting on the arm of the chair and the other was draped across the back.
His face was relaxed aswell, also not something that was not common as of late. He was usually tense, stressed out over one thing or another. Thinking about Sera or thinking about a match. But no, not this week. He didn't have a match this week ..
.. but Jake did.
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Jordan ~ What the fuck are you thinking?
Jordan stands there, hands on his hips, staring down at Jake Xavier. His face was now angry and tense once more, not the relaxed way he was. He had a vicious look in his eyes .. an extreme, vicious look.
Jordan ~ I take the time out of MY scheduele to find you a trainer that would actually TRAIN you after the shit you've pulled the last couple of weeks, and THIS is how you repay me?!
Jordan pulls a paper out of his pocket, pointing at it furoiusly.
Jordan ~ Do you know what this is?
He doesn't wait for Jake to answer.
Jordan ~ THIS IS A DAMNED LAWSUIT BECAUSE YOU BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR TRAINER! You were late for THREE different sessions, and the one you did show up for you put the guy through a brick wall! Do you realize now I have to win this case, and my two lawyers tell me that it's near impossible because there was three witnesses.
Jordan throws the paper down onto the ground, stamping on it with his size sixteen foot.
Jordan ~ YOU IDIOT! I can't believe you did this. If I lose this case I'm ruined. This shit is crazy.
Jordan starts to pace around the room quickly.
Jordan ~ Not to mention now I have to find a new trainer to get you ready for this match with Prozac. Yeah, I know. I've beat the guy twice .. but take it from me, he's no easy opponent. DO NOT take him lightly. Got that, stupid-ass?
Jordan looks at Jake, raising one eyebrow, waiting for a reply.
| .. to fly above the rest. | |
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Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 16, 2007 19:48:38 GMT -5
Jake stares at Jordan, who maintains one eyebrow raised on his forehead. Jake, shows a face of all seriousness. His look is stern, and when Jake stares at you, he wants to make you feel like your about to die, and somehow, that doesn't work so well on Jordan.
..:Jake:..
First off, take a damn breath mint! You smell like crap! You smell like you just ate a large piece of dung, you stupid homo! Second off, what I did to that trainer wasn't like how you put it! It wasn't crazy, it wasn't stupid, it was..it was...hilarious!
Jake throws his hands up into the air and laughs. He stares at Jordan, waiting for him to laugh, but instead, he is still left with the stare.
..:Jake:..
You should of seen all their stupid faces! The look on those three witnesses' face was hilarious! They were all like “What happened?” and I was all like “The guy went through the bricks!”
Jake laughs, then looks at Jordan again, who still holds that little stare of his. Jake sighs.
Maaaan! You have to lighten up a little, can't be living your life all good n' stuff! Gotta live on the wild side! Loosen up a little man!
Jake smacks the back of Jordan with his palm gently.
..:Jake:..
And, another thing, what I do is my own business! Oh wow, you organized me a training appointment, wow! I am really not worried about little Prozac, and I don't care what you think, that guy is no different then Ritalin, talks a lot of shit, but when it comes to in-ring ability, he just doesn't have it.
Remember that time we owned The Meds during the commercial break of Side-Effect! They got completely dominated by us..because we are “The Darkness”! And remember that time I pinned Ritalin, or that other time where I knocked him out, or the other time I pinned Ritalin, or the time that I kicked Ritalin's ass? Exactly, if Prozac is anything like Ritalin, I got this match in the bag.
Jake laughs hysterically at his own joke.
..:Jake Xavier:..
And, really, if YOU can beat them..then why couldn't I? Not like your almighty “god” or something. I'm going to just throw him around the ring for a bit, give him a Canadian-Style beat down, and then finally lift him up, hit the pipeline, make him my bitch and pin him for the 1-2-3! All my opponents go down the same way! Kinda like your wife goes down, huh' Jordan? Oh..that was a BURN!
Jake points at Jordan and laughs for a long period of time, eventually wiping water from his eyes. That joke to Jake was hilarious! Jordan looks at Jake confused.
..:Jordan Glass:..
Uhmm..man..don't know if you noticed, but I'm not married..what's wrong with you?
Jake stops laughing suddenly after that comment from Jordan.
..:Jake:..
Oh..well...it was still a BURN!
Jake laughs again for another minute, until he finds himself getting a comment from Jordan yet again.
..:Jordan:..
Seriously man..what's been up with you? You went from normal, to a devil worshiper, to this?
..:Jake:..
Theres nothin' wrong with me maaan! I'm just feeling greaaaaaat! Haha, Tony the Tiger says Kellogs are greeeeeeaat!
Jake busts out laughing yet again, once again at his own joke. Jordan just stares at him.
..:Jake:..
Hmm..Speaking of Kellogs, I'm going to get me some good ol' frosted flakes! WOOT! WOOT!
Jake is about to leave the room as Jordan stares at him. Jordan coughs for Jake to notice him. Jake turns around before he walks into the kitchen.
..:Jake:..
Oh, my deep apologies Jordan. Do you want some Frosted Flakes? They're really good...remember.. they're greeeeeeeeeat!
Jordan stamps his foot in frustration.
..:Jordan:..
No you idiot! I want you to come over here, and talk to me sensibly! Now!
Jake walks over to Jordan, obliviously angry because he didn't get his frosted flakes.
..:Jake:..
Why?!? I wanted my FROSTED FLAKES, BITCH!
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Post by Jordan "Bullet Proof" Glass on May 16, 2007 20:01:31 GMT -5
| Some things are unexplainable .. |
Jordan just stares at Jake in disbelief. He can't believe Jake. He's obviously on something. He looks around the room, contemplating something. He begins to pace in circles.
Jordan ~ I really really think there is something wrong with you ..
He spins, looking at Jake.
Jordan ~ .. and I'm going to find out.
He charges at Jake, pinning him up against a wall.
Jordan ~ What in the hell is wrong with you, and what ever it is, get off it. I want you ready for that match. If you don't stop this, I'm kicking you out on your ass.
He drops Jake, and walks away.
| .. but this, this is very explainable. | |
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Post by ..:Jake Xavier:.. on May 16, 2007 20:43:56 GMT -5
..:Jake Xavier:..
Maaaan! Calm down, calm down! And lay off the merchandise, I can't rip this jacket ya' know..only one I have..
Jake slowly pushes Jordan off of him, and then wipes his fingerprints on his jacket.
..:Jake Xaveir:..
Noooow, on to all this stuff your saying 'bout something wrong with me n' stuff. Theres nothing wrong with me maaaan! I'm just a little happy and hyper right now! Ya know! The way you feel when you win a match, or the way you feel when you eat a powdered donut! I feel great!
Jake thoughts slowly start to drift off as he starts to think about powdered donuts. He begins to drool until Jordan snaps his fingers. Jake jumps up alerted.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Ohhhh yea! Where was I...oh yea! Jordan, I'm not worried about this match, like I told you before! Prozac is nothing, like his boyfriend Ritalin was nothing, and like Justin Evans is nothing, there all just so simple for me to beat, I can't see why you don't understand. And if your that angr-
Suddenly Jake drifts off into his thoughts about the powdered donut. Soon he begins to imagine the taste of the lovely powder, and the great tasting donut. His thoughts are suddenly ended after Jordan lets out a scream!
..:Jordan:..
JAKE!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh..yea! And if you were that angry with me, then don't come to the ring with me on Side-Effect, I could take two of those wimps alone. Because that's certainly fine with me. I'd love to whoop some monkey turd ass this Monday! Really, who wouldn't love to kick the crap out of the two? It'd just be soooo fun!
Jake smiles. Jordan doesn't however, and looks at him with disgust.
..:Jordan:..
Fine, if you want me to do that, well, I'll do it! Do you really want me not to come down to ringside with you? Fine, I won't be then! But if they jump your ass from behind and double team you, I'm not going to listen to you whine about how I didn't help you!
..:Jake Xavier:..
Someone has a man crush! We all know you just want to come down to the ring with me to see Ritalin's buttock..I know your game, Homo-J. Well..anyways..you being so gay and all doesn't bother me, you can come if your that upsest with coming, fine, you can come!
..:Jordan:..
Umm..dude..I'm not gay...
..:Jake Xavier:..
Sure...sure..I believe you man.
Jake winks at Jordan and nudges him.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Well..I have to run now..I want some Frosted Flakes with Powdered donuts..or maybe some Powdered Donuts with Frosted flakes..Hmmm..Anyways..see you man!
Jake begins to walk away from Jordan into the kitchen.
..:Jake Xavier:..
Oh..and all this talk about me getting kicked out..Ha! You wish you can get rid of me THAT easy!
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