Post by prozac on May 13, 2007 14:07:53 GMT -5
Scene opens in the bright hallways of the arena that holds XVI’s Side Effect this week. The first thing we see isn’t a thing it’s a man, Prozac. He’s dressed in his ring attire A big cheesy grin is displayed on his face. He is standing up straight with his arms dangling at his sides. His brown eyes are locked on the lens of the camera.
Prozac
Hello again. I just wanted to take a few minutes of you time and give you what you all want…more meds. I was going threw some fan mail and I found one that I wanted to respond to live on air.
Prozac digs into his left front pocket and receives a folded piece of paper. He carefully unfolds the paper and reads it slowly.
Prozac
What are the Meds also good at? I am curious if the Meds would be able to get money if they were fired from wrestling.
Prozac folds the paper again and gently place it back in his pocket. He then folds his arms over his chest and smiles tat the camera again.
Prozac
Well yes we are good at other things in face The Meds took all last week to volunteer at jobs we are good at and tape it just to show you we have other skills. Here let me show you.
The scene changes over to the inside of a back. The alarm is buzzing loud, it almost hurts the eardrums. There are people on the ground tied up. They all look scared as they lay there unable to move. Then there are a bunch of guys in ski masks running out the door holding bags of what we guess is money. They run threw the exit door and there we see sitting in a small brown chair…Prozac fast asleep. He is not tied up he is just motionless as he slumbers.
The scene now flashed over to the streets of a city. On the sidewalk there is a bum walking with almost baby steps. He comes across a empty soda can laying on the ground. He begins to bend over slowly to pick up the can when out of no where Ritalin runs up and shoulder tackles the bum. Ritalin then snatches the can and runs off.
The scene changes once again. This time we are in a construction yard during a nice sunny day. We see Prozac with a nail gun in hand shooting it up in the air giggling like a school girl. In the background we see a black bird fall with a trail of feathers behind it.
The scene flashes once more and this time we see an office, very neat and clean. There is a wooden desk and sitting next to that is none other then Ritalin. Ritalin is dressed in a pure silk, very, stylish, very, pricy black suite. He has thin reading glassed on his face and a pen in his hand as he fills out papers. His slim fingers press buttons on a calculator every few seconds then back to writing out the forms.
Now the scene flashes back to Prozac who is still standing in front of the camera smiling bigger then ever.
Prozac
See the Meds have many skills. We can sure kick an ass or two but we can do so much more. I wonder what some other superstars are good at. I wonder what Thor and Shadow would do if they didn’t wrestle…hmmm.
The scene flashes over and shows two clowns dancing.
Thor the Clown
Come on everyone…come dance with Thor and Shadow the Clowns.
Kids start to gather around the clown and join in the silly dancing.
The scene flashes over to Prozac again who is laughing uncontrollably. He slowly begins to stop himself. He then takes a deep breath before specking once again.
Prozac
Anyway I am out of time for now but I hope you all enjoyed our time together today. Until next time don’t forget to take your meds.
Prozac gives two thumbs up, and winks the camera as the scene fades.
Prozac
Hello again. I just wanted to take a few minutes of you time and give you what you all want…more meds. I was going threw some fan mail and I found one that I wanted to respond to live on air.
Prozac digs into his left front pocket and receives a folded piece of paper. He carefully unfolds the paper and reads it slowly.
Prozac
What are the Meds also good at? I am curious if the Meds would be able to get money if they were fired from wrestling.
Prozac folds the paper again and gently place it back in his pocket. He then folds his arms over his chest and smiles tat the camera again.
Prozac
Well yes we are good at other things in face The Meds took all last week to volunteer at jobs we are good at and tape it just to show you we have other skills. Here let me show you.
The scene changes over to the inside of a back. The alarm is buzzing loud, it almost hurts the eardrums. There are people on the ground tied up. They all look scared as they lay there unable to move. Then there are a bunch of guys in ski masks running out the door holding bags of what we guess is money. They run threw the exit door and there we see sitting in a small brown chair…Prozac fast asleep. He is not tied up he is just motionless as he slumbers.
The scene now flashed over to the streets of a city. On the sidewalk there is a bum walking with almost baby steps. He comes across a empty soda can laying on the ground. He begins to bend over slowly to pick up the can when out of no where Ritalin runs up and shoulder tackles the bum. Ritalin then snatches the can and runs off.
The scene changes once again. This time we are in a construction yard during a nice sunny day. We see Prozac with a nail gun in hand shooting it up in the air giggling like a school girl. In the background we see a black bird fall with a trail of feathers behind it.
The scene flashes once more and this time we see an office, very neat and clean. There is a wooden desk and sitting next to that is none other then Ritalin. Ritalin is dressed in a pure silk, very, stylish, very, pricy black suite. He has thin reading glassed on his face and a pen in his hand as he fills out papers. His slim fingers press buttons on a calculator every few seconds then back to writing out the forms.
Now the scene flashes back to Prozac who is still standing in front of the camera smiling bigger then ever.
Prozac
See the Meds have many skills. We can sure kick an ass or two but we can do so much more. I wonder what some other superstars are good at. I wonder what Thor and Shadow would do if they didn’t wrestle…hmmm.
The scene flashes over and shows two clowns dancing.
Thor the Clown
Come on everyone…come dance with Thor and Shadow the Clowns.
Kids start to gather around the clown and join in the silly dancing.
The scene flashes over to Prozac again who is laughing uncontrollably. He slowly begins to stop himself. He then takes a deep breath before specking once again.
Prozac
Anyway I am out of time for now but I hope you all enjoyed our time together today. Until next time don’t forget to take your meds.
Prozac gives two thumbs up, and winks the camera as the scene fades.