Post by b3rt77 on May 13, 2007 13:57:39 GMT -5
Scene opens backstage of side effect inside Ritalin’s locker room outside the room you can hear the incredibly loud laughter coming from inside, the voice sounds like Ritalin’s. Inside the room you can see Ritalin holding his stomach while laughing. Ritalin wears a white T-shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers on his feet to complete his outfit. Standing next to Ritalin is a small midget all dressed up like Thor. The midget is standing next to Ritalin with his arms folded over his chest. The midget has a very aggravated expression on his face. Ritalin for some reason just can’t stop laughing holding his stomach and pointing at the midget. After a few moments he begins breathing and slowly stops laughing. And looks at the midget.
Ritalin:
OH MY GOD…THAT WAS AWESOME!
Mini Thor just looks at Ritalin and lets out a small growl. Ritalin wipes the smile off his face and looks at the midget in anger.
Ritalin:
That was rude…go sit in the corner now…your on time out.
The midget speaks with a very deep southern accent.
Mini Thor:
Why yesa masah.
Ritalin smiles as the midget wobbles over to the corner and sits on a small stool that Ritalin must of set up for reasons like this. Ritalin turns to the camera and smiles as he prepares to speak.
Ritalin:
Well now this goes out to my opponents this week the unholy people. You know I saw Shadows last promo…
Ritalin begins a slow clap, kind of a gold clap. He lets out a small chuckle and shakes his head still looking at the lens of the camera.
Ritalin:
I have to say shadow…that was by far the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I mean what the fuck is up with you and Thor with this whole “I’m a dark and scary dude.”? Seriously man that’s got to be the oldest gimmick I know of and also kind of dumb. But hey I have to say for how dumb it is…you and Thor pull it off pretty good.
Ritalin shakes his head once again with his smile spreading over his face. He reaches over to a small wooden table that was next to him and wraps his thin fingers around a water bottle then lifts it to his lips. He takes a couple of large gulps, he then closes the puts the bottle back down in its resting spot and wipes his mouth with his left hand.
Ritalin:
I mean…you went to the “hood” and started a fight with these “homies” and then they tried to shoot you but you wouldn’t die…then one of them said they are going to blow you? And he actually said that…I remember.
Ritalin stares at the camera for a moment before laughing hysterically holding his stomach. After a moment of laughter he slowly stops and continues speaking.
Ritalin:
But something ive noticed about you shadow is that you have that little slutty slave thing…so as you can notice I went out and got me a slave too…mine looks like Thor. Plus I got Prozac one too.
With those words all of a sudden the door swings open and Prozac comes in laughing followed by a midget all dressed up like Shadow and Prozac is dressed in his ring attire. Prozac sits next to Ritalin and after a moment of laughter he stops and looks at Ritalin.
Prozac:
Oh man…dude…these midgets kick ass.
Ritalin:
Don’t they? Mine is on time out though.
Prozac:
Well mine can’t die.
Ritalin:
Bullshit.
Prozac:
No seriously watch this
Prozac stand up and turns on a heel to his midget.
Prozac
HEY MINI SHADOW!
Prozac walks over to his Mini Shadow and picks him up and actually punts him across the room right in to a wall. After the midget flies through the air and smacks into the wall with a loud bang he falls threw a small wooden table. After a few moments the midget rises to his feet slowly and brushes himself off, and walks over to Prozac and kicks him in the shin.
Prozac:
OW! That hurt…you know what…now you are on time out. You go sit in a corner too.
Ritalin:
But I just have one last thing to say about Thor and Shadow…”The Unholy People”.
The Meds glare at the camera once again
Ritalin:
And it’s that……..YOU SUCK EGGS!
Prozac:
What does that do for you? Does that blow your mind unholy people? That…just…happened!
Scene fades.
Ritalin:
OH MY GOD…THAT WAS AWESOME!
Mini Thor just looks at Ritalin and lets out a small growl. Ritalin wipes the smile off his face and looks at the midget in anger.
Ritalin:
That was rude…go sit in the corner now…your on time out.
The midget speaks with a very deep southern accent.
Mini Thor:
Why yesa masah.
Ritalin smiles as the midget wobbles over to the corner and sits on a small stool that Ritalin must of set up for reasons like this. Ritalin turns to the camera and smiles as he prepares to speak.
Ritalin:
Well now this goes out to my opponents this week the unholy people. You know I saw Shadows last promo…
Ritalin begins a slow clap, kind of a gold clap. He lets out a small chuckle and shakes his head still looking at the lens of the camera.
Ritalin:
I have to say shadow…that was by far the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I mean what the fuck is up with you and Thor with this whole “I’m a dark and scary dude.”? Seriously man that’s got to be the oldest gimmick I know of and also kind of dumb. But hey I have to say for how dumb it is…you and Thor pull it off pretty good.
Ritalin shakes his head once again with his smile spreading over his face. He reaches over to a small wooden table that was next to him and wraps his thin fingers around a water bottle then lifts it to his lips. He takes a couple of large gulps, he then closes the puts the bottle back down in its resting spot and wipes his mouth with his left hand.
Ritalin:
I mean…you went to the “hood” and started a fight with these “homies” and then they tried to shoot you but you wouldn’t die…then one of them said they are going to blow you? And he actually said that…I remember.
Ritalin stares at the camera for a moment before laughing hysterically holding his stomach. After a moment of laughter he slowly stops and continues speaking.
Ritalin:
But something ive noticed about you shadow is that you have that little slutty slave thing…so as you can notice I went out and got me a slave too…mine looks like Thor. Plus I got Prozac one too.
With those words all of a sudden the door swings open and Prozac comes in laughing followed by a midget all dressed up like Shadow and Prozac is dressed in his ring attire. Prozac sits next to Ritalin and after a moment of laughter he stops and looks at Ritalin.
Prozac:
Oh man…dude…these midgets kick ass.
Ritalin:
Don’t they? Mine is on time out though.
Prozac:
Well mine can’t die.
Ritalin:
Bullshit.
Prozac:
No seriously watch this
Prozac stand up and turns on a heel to his midget.
Prozac
HEY MINI SHADOW!
Prozac walks over to his Mini Shadow and picks him up and actually punts him across the room right in to a wall. After the midget flies through the air and smacks into the wall with a loud bang he falls threw a small wooden table. After a few moments the midget rises to his feet slowly and brushes himself off, and walks over to Prozac and kicks him in the shin.
Prozac:
OW! That hurt…you know what…now you are on time out. You go sit in a corner too.
Ritalin:
But I just have one last thing to say about Thor and Shadow…”The Unholy People”.
The Meds glare at the camera once again
Ritalin:
And it’s that……..YOU SUCK EGGS!
Prozac:
What does that do for you? Does that blow your mind unholy people? That…just…happened!
Scene fades.