Post by prozac on May 12, 2007 5:00:59 GMT -5
Scene opens on a beautiful sunny day out in the middle some water, its unknown if it’s a ocean, or lake at this point. The scene takes us on a boat, a brand new white 2007 BAJA 405.
On the deck, at the wheel is Prozac, dressed in blue jeans and a blue white dress shirt that fit around his muscles nicely, and on his size twelve feet are a pair or black sneakers. Standing next to him is his brother from a different mother Ritalin. Ritalin wears loose fitting blue jeans and a light blue T-shirt, with a white long sleeve under shirt under that, anda pair of black sneakers on his feet. They also both wear very similar and familiar smiles. Their eyes twinkle as the sun hits them from the side, their eyes face in front of the boat and the direction they are going.
Prozac
This boat is well wroth the two hundred grand.
Ritalin
Yeah it is.
They practically scream so they can hear each other over the roaring of the excessive powered engine.
Ritalin
Where are we going?
Prozac
I don’t know. But hey I am going below you take over driving for awhile.
Ritalin:
No problem.
Prozac’s long legs carry him down below. Ritalin has the biggest smile on his face as he gets behind the wheel and begins to speed up. Prozac descends the stairs to get to the lower quarters. Down stairs are two beds a sink with a small refrigerator a microwave and a bathroom. Prozac goes in the fridge and grasps the cold handle tightly as he opens it and pulls out some cold-cuts, bread, and mayonnaise to make a sandwich.
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The scene flashes over to ten minutes after Prozac went down stairs. He has finished his sandwich and he is now putting the food back in the fridge until all of a sudden the boat shakes so hard Prozac is knocked off his feet. Loud bangs, and scraping sounds are heard and the boat shakes uncontrollably. The boat finally comes to a stop after a few moments and Prozac begins to rise to his feet. He shakes his head and tries to regain stability in his legs. He has a confused and frightful look on his face and his mind races with wonder. He slowly walks back up the stairs only to see Ritalin trying to jam the steering wheel back in to place before Prozac notices. Prozac glares at Ritalin with a face of just pure hatred I mean he was pissed his face was brighter then the fires of hell.
Prozac:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? I LEFT YOU UP HERE FOR TEN MINUTES!
Ritalin’s head snaps around quicker then light and with a blank look on his face looks at Prozac.
Ritalin:
I don’t know what happened…it just spun out. But hey at least the radio isn’t broken.
Prozac:
And you are so lucky for that to you don’t even realize.
Ritalin:
I’m going to go check out this island. You try to call the coast guard plus I have to pee anyway.
Prozac:
Don’t go too far we don’t know what’s over there.
The scene goes with Ritalin. He walks through the almost Amazon like forest right off the beach. The sand was soft under his steps and the forest in front of him is bright with many different shades of green. You can see the palm trees and large bushes. As he makes his way through them he finds and tree and un-zips his jeans and begins to pee. He can hear something moving in the background so he quickly looks behind him, looks around for a moment then just shrugs it off and continues peeing. After he finishes he shakes and zips back up as he slowly turns, out of nowhere a large group of the island inhabitants jump out at him and hold a bunch of spears in his face as he raises his arms in surrender.
Ritalin:
Um…this isn’t cool.
He mumbles out loud and them looks over his attackers.
Ritalin
Gooood little spear chucking people…no need to hurt Bert.
Ritalin takes a few steps back as he begins to scream Prozac’s name in fear. Prozac back at the boat hears Ritalin’s cries for help so he quickly jumps off the boat in one graceful leap then races to aid his partner. He reaches the forest and begins following Ritalin’s screams, he finally finds Ritalin standing very still with his arms in the air.
Prozac:
What happened? What are you doing?
Prozac turns to the same direction of Ritalin only to be met with spears in his face as well. He quickly raises his arms in surrender as well.
Prozac:
Um…this isn’t cool.
Ritalin:
That’s what I said.
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Scene flashes over to a small village in the middle of the small Amazon you can see small huts, and villagers are picking fruit and working on small farms. As you continue through the small village you can see a clearing where all the rest of villagers are all facing the same direction. As you go through the large crowd at the front of them you can see The Meds wearing tribal head dresses smiling.
The two are laughing in enjoyment that they weren’t killed by the natives. The tribe gets quiet as Prozac prepares to speak.
Prozac
So all of you are now Meds, you are one of us!
The villagers all look at one another and in a low conjoint voices repeat the words.
The Tribe
One of us!
Ritalin steps forward now and raises his arms high above his head.
Ritalin:
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
The tribe remains quiet and stare at one another again.
Ritalin
HIB A DE BLU BLAH
One of the tribe members standing next to Prozac leans and whispers in his ear.
Tribe member:
Did you tell him we speak pretty good English?
Prozac:
I did but he just likes talking like that…just go with it.
Tribe member:
Ok!
The tribe member then looks t the other villagers and raises one of his hands.
Tribe Member
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
The Tribe:
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
Ritalin smiles in approval as he walks over to Prozac.
Ritalin:
Dude this is awesome…why do you think they made us their leaders?
Prozac:
I don’t know but I get a feeling that they just don’t like you.
Ritalin laughs for a moment before the words register to him
Ritalin
Wait…what? They said something about me?
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Scene flashes over and the tribe is gathered around The Meds. Prozac looks over them speaking from his throne.
Prozac
Yeah so this week we go up against The Unholy Legion…I think they are gay.
A loud conjoint “ohhhhh” is heard from the crowd.
Ritalin:
And what’s funny is they think they can actually beat us.
The tribe burst into laughter.
Prozac:
Yeah…these guys are supposed to be like dark and evil guys…
Prozac stops himself and turns his head toward Ritalin.
Prozac
You know what I just realized?
Ritalin:
What?
Prozac:
Damn near everyone on the XVI roster is either Goth or Emo.
Ritalin:
That’s very true.
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The scene takes us back to the shore where the coast guard has finally reached the island. Four coast guards exit their ship. The coast guards enter the Amazon and walk a short distance before reaching a small clearing. They walk to the center of the clearing before stopping at the sight of the tribe members slowly surrounding the Coast Guards wearing the official Ritalin and Prozac T-shirts
They circle the coast guards slowly and begin to chant.
The Tribe
ONE OF US; ONE OF US!
They chant in perfect synchronization. And slowly begin to move in on the frightened coast guards.
Scene Ends
On the deck, at the wheel is Prozac, dressed in blue jeans and a blue white dress shirt that fit around his muscles nicely, and on his size twelve feet are a pair or black sneakers. Standing next to him is his brother from a different mother Ritalin. Ritalin wears loose fitting blue jeans and a light blue T-shirt, with a white long sleeve under shirt under that, anda pair of black sneakers on his feet. They also both wear very similar and familiar smiles. Their eyes twinkle as the sun hits them from the side, their eyes face in front of the boat and the direction they are going.
Prozac
This boat is well wroth the two hundred grand.
Ritalin
Yeah it is.
They practically scream so they can hear each other over the roaring of the excessive powered engine.
Ritalin
Where are we going?
Prozac
I don’t know. But hey I am going below you take over driving for awhile.
Ritalin:
No problem.
Prozac’s long legs carry him down below. Ritalin has the biggest smile on his face as he gets behind the wheel and begins to speed up. Prozac descends the stairs to get to the lower quarters. Down stairs are two beds a sink with a small refrigerator a microwave and a bathroom. Prozac goes in the fridge and grasps the cold handle tightly as he opens it and pulls out some cold-cuts, bread, and mayonnaise to make a sandwich.
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The scene flashes over to ten minutes after Prozac went down stairs. He has finished his sandwich and he is now putting the food back in the fridge until all of a sudden the boat shakes so hard Prozac is knocked off his feet. Loud bangs, and scraping sounds are heard and the boat shakes uncontrollably. The boat finally comes to a stop after a few moments and Prozac begins to rise to his feet. He shakes his head and tries to regain stability in his legs. He has a confused and frightful look on his face and his mind races with wonder. He slowly walks back up the stairs only to see Ritalin trying to jam the steering wheel back in to place before Prozac notices. Prozac glares at Ritalin with a face of just pure hatred I mean he was pissed his face was brighter then the fires of hell.
Prozac:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? I LEFT YOU UP HERE FOR TEN MINUTES!
Ritalin’s head snaps around quicker then light and with a blank look on his face looks at Prozac.
Ritalin:
I don’t know what happened…it just spun out. But hey at least the radio isn’t broken.
Prozac:
And you are so lucky for that to you don’t even realize.
Ritalin:
I’m going to go check out this island. You try to call the coast guard plus I have to pee anyway.
Prozac:
Don’t go too far we don’t know what’s over there.
The scene goes with Ritalin. He walks through the almost Amazon like forest right off the beach. The sand was soft under his steps and the forest in front of him is bright with many different shades of green. You can see the palm trees and large bushes. As he makes his way through them he finds and tree and un-zips his jeans and begins to pee. He can hear something moving in the background so he quickly looks behind him, looks around for a moment then just shrugs it off and continues peeing. After he finishes he shakes and zips back up as he slowly turns, out of nowhere a large group of the island inhabitants jump out at him and hold a bunch of spears in his face as he raises his arms in surrender.
Ritalin:
Um…this isn’t cool.
He mumbles out loud and them looks over his attackers.
Ritalin
Gooood little spear chucking people…no need to hurt Bert.
Ritalin takes a few steps back as he begins to scream Prozac’s name in fear. Prozac back at the boat hears Ritalin’s cries for help so he quickly jumps off the boat in one graceful leap then races to aid his partner. He reaches the forest and begins following Ritalin’s screams, he finally finds Ritalin standing very still with his arms in the air.
Prozac:
What happened? What are you doing?
Prozac turns to the same direction of Ritalin only to be met with spears in his face as well. He quickly raises his arms in surrender as well.
Prozac:
Um…this isn’t cool.
Ritalin:
That’s what I said.
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Scene flashes over to a small village in the middle of the small Amazon you can see small huts, and villagers are picking fruit and working on small farms. As you continue through the small village you can see a clearing where all the rest of villagers are all facing the same direction. As you go through the large crowd at the front of them you can see The Meds wearing tribal head dresses smiling.
The two are laughing in enjoyment that they weren’t killed by the natives. The tribe gets quiet as Prozac prepares to speak.
Prozac
So all of you are now Meds, you are one of us!
The villagers all look at one another and in a low conjoint voices repeat the words.
The Tribe
One of us!
Ritalin steps forward now and raises his arms high above his head.
Ritalin:
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
The tribe remains quiet and stare at one another again.
Ritalin
HIB A DE BLU BLAH
One of the tribe members standing next to Prozac leans and whispers in his ear.
Tribe member:
Did you tell him we speak pretty good English?
Prozac:
I did but he just likes talking like that…just go with it.
Tribe member:
Ok!
The tribe member then looks t the other villagers and raises one of his hands.
Tribe Member
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
The Tribe:
A BOOGIE OGGIE OGGIE!
Ritalin smiles in approval as he walks over to Prozac.
Ritalin:
Dude this is awesome…why do you think they made us their leaders?
Prozac:
I don’t know but I get a feeling that they just don’t like you.
Ritalin laughs for a moment before the words register to him
Ritalin
Wait…what? They said something about me?
---------------------
Scene flashes over and the tribe is gathered around The Meds. Prozac looks over them speaking from his throne.
Prozac
Yeah so this week we go up against The Unholy Legion…I think they are gay.
A loud conjoint “ohhhhh” is heard from the crowd.
Ritalin:
And what’s funny is they think they can actually beat us.
The tribe burst into laughter.
Prozac:
Yeah…these guys are supposed to be like dark and evil guys…
Prozac stops himself and turns his head toward Ritalin.
Prozac
You know what I just realized?
Ritalin:
What?
Prozac:
Damn near everyone on the XVI roster is either Goth or Emo.
Ritalin:
That’s very true.
---------------------
The scene takes us back to the shore where the coast guard has finally reached the island. Four coast guards exit their ship. The coast guards enter the Amazon and walk a short distance before reaching a small clearing. They walk to the center of the clearing before stopping at the sight of the tribe members slowly surrounding the Coast Guards wearing the official Ritalin and Prozac T-shirts
They circle the coast guards slowly and begin to chant.
The Tribe
ONE OF US; ONE OF US!
They chant in perfect synchronization. And slowly begin to move in on the frightened coast guards.
Scene Ends