Post by b3rt77 on May 12, 2007 3:55:52 GMT -5
Scene opens in the side effect arena where the crowd is on its feet in anticipation for there favorite superstars. You can hear the chants echoing throughout the arena. All of a sudden “Devil is a Loser” by Lordi hits the P.A system and the chants get even louder as Ritalin runs out from behind the curtain wearing his wrestling attire and runs to the far side of the stage and raises his left arm and points out to the crowd with his other arm. He then lowers his arms and begins to walk down the ramp. He walks to the side of the ramp and shakes some audience member’s hands then he walks back on the ramp and continues back down the ramp. As he gets to the ramp he walks to the corner and runs up the stairs and makes his way of the center of the ring and swings open both arms. He then drops his arms and walks over to the far side of the ring and has one of the workers hand him a microphone, after he gets one he then walks back to the center as he prepares to speak.
Ritalin:
Ok then let’s get straight to the point. I came out here to discuss my up-coming tag team match against the unholy people. Now we have Shadow….now I’ll talk about him when I figure out who the fuck he even is. I didn’t even hear about him until I found out I had a match against him.
The crowd laughs as Ritalin begin pacing around the ring smiling.
Ritalin:
Now as for the other guy…Thor…quite possibly the weirdest fucking guy I’ve ever seen in my entire life. But seriously this guy is going around saying that I cant go anywhere in this business without my partner…you know what…that may be damn well true but the fact is Thor…I can still kick your pathetic ass all over this god damned arena
The fans erupt into cheer
Ritalin
And remember that anytime you want to take me up on that I’ll be right here. Now that being said I have some other comments about some stuff that Thor was saying about the job managements been doing around here.
Ritalin stops pacing and takes a deep breath threw his half closed thin lips. He puts a small but noticeable smirk on his face.
Ritalin:
Ok then now I’ll admit some of the managements….”motives” are questionable but I think all in all they do a good job. But if you go around bitching about every god damned thing its no wonder they treat you like crap. And you go around bitching “no one around here takes me seriously” well I’ll admit the whole vampire bullshit is a tad bit….weird. Seriously man you have to still be a virgin. I used to go to this therapist. He works wonders. I have his card here if you want it.
The crowd screams rage on and they mix with laughter. After a few seconds of laughter Ritalin stabilizes himself he begins to speak again.
Ritalin:
Ok now on a serious note about Shadow, I’ll admit I haven’t heard much of him here in XVI but when I step in this ring with someone new I never under estimate them so I wont underestimate you but the point is that you’ve never been in the ring with someone quite like me….so my prediction of this match…the Meds got this in the bag.
The famous Meds chant picks up and builds every second. Each fan on their feet showing their support.
Ritalin
But I also wanted to add something in about Thor. He supposed to be a Dark Evil guy huh? Well I got some pictures here of Thor… before and after he takes his Meds. Lets see Thor off his meds.
Ritalin points to the Titantron where a picture of Thor shows up
Ritalin:
Now let’s see Thor after he takes his Meds.
Ritalin again points to the titantron where another picture of Thor shows up
Ritalin laughs along with the audience.
Ritalin:
Wow…you would never think that the Meds could do that to someone. But that’s all I have to say about that so everyone please enjoy your night.
Scene fades with Ritalin dropping the microphone in the middle of the ring, exiting the ring and walking backstage.
Ritalin:
Ok then let’s get straight to the point. I came out here to discuss my up-coming tag team match against the unholy people. Now we have Shadow….now I’ll talk about him when I figure out who the fuck he even is. I didn’t even hear about him until I found out I had a match against him.
The crowd laughs as Ritalin begin pacing around the ring smiling.
Ritalin:
Now as for the other guy…Thor…quite possibly the weirdest fucking guy I’ve ever seen in my entire life. But seriously this guy is going around saying that I cant go anywhere in this business without my partner…you know what…that may be damn well true but the fact is Thor…I can still kick your pathetic ass all over this god damned arena
The fans erupt into cheer
Ritalin
And remember that anytime you want to take me up on that I’ll be right here. Now that being said I have some other comments about some stuff that Thor was saying about the job managements been doing around here.
Ritalin stops pacing and takes a deep breath threw his half closed thin lips. He puts a small but noticeable smirk on his face.
Ritalin:
Ok then now I’ll admit some of the managements….”motives” are questionable but I think all in all they do a good job. But if you go around bitching about every god damned thing its no wonder they treat you like crap. And you go around bitching “no one around here takes me seriously” well I’ll admit the whole vampire bullshit is a tad bit….weird. Seriously man you have to still be a virgin. I used to go to this therapist. He works wonders. I have his card here if you want it.
The crowd screams rage on and they mix with laughter. After a few seconds of laughter Ritalin stabilizes himself he begins to speak again.
Ritalin:
Ok now on a serious note about Shadow, I’ll admit I haven’t heard much of him here in XVI but when I step in this ring with someone new I never under estimate them so I wont underestimate you but the point is that you’ve never been in the ring with someone quite like me….so my prediction of this match…the Meds got this in the bag.
The famous Meds chant picks up and builds every second. Each fan on their feet showing their support.
Ritalin
But I also wanted to add something in about Thor. He supposed to be a Dark Evil guy huh? Well I got some pictures here of Thor… before and after he takes his Meds. Lets see Thor off his meds.
Ritalin points to the Titantron where a picture of Thor shows up
Ritalin:
Now let’s see Thor after he takes his Meds.
Ritalin again points to the titantron where another picture of Thor shows up
Ritalin laughs along with the audience.
Ritalin:
Wow…you would never think that the Meds could do that to someone. But that’s all I have to say about that so everyone please enjoy your night.
Scene fades with Ritalin dropping the microphone in the middle of the ring, exiting the ring and walking backstage.