Post by b3rt77 on Apr 8, 2007 17:18:57 GMT -5
Scene opens in a room that’s set up like a talk show there are a few chairs to the left of a wooden desk and right behind the desk is a banner that says “MEDS TV.” Sitting behind the desk is Ritalin wearing a fake gray mustache and wig with a old 70s style baby blue suit with a pink undershirt and a yellow tie. Ritalin looks into the camera as he prepares to speak.
Ritalin:
Hi everyone my name is Zipper Cockburn and welcome to the first ever version of MEDS TV on this show we get straight to those questions that no one else has the balls to ask and I want you all to give a warm welcome for the very first guest on MEDS TV Jake Xavier!
While Ritalin is clapping like a moron Prozac comes out dressed just like Jake Xavier he walks to Ritalin and shakes his hand and sits down. And begins rubbing his wrist and continues for a while.
Zipper/Ritalin:
I want to thank you for being on the show today….so lets get straight to it now we have heard Ritalin go around saying that you are a quote un-quote emo bitch….now you thoughts on it?
Xavier/Prozac:
Well as everyone knows I go around and talk about my drunk father beating me as if I think it’s the coolest thing ever…..but having a hard life growing up in Alberta Canada.....
Ritalin stands up almost enraged at the news that Xavier’s from Canada because Ritalin has had a long time hatred almost for Canada. So when Ritalin stands he takes the wig off and his mustache is falling off and he begins yelling.
Ritalin:
WAIT HOLD ON…..Xavier’s from Canada?
Prozac:
Yeah he is…I thought I told you that?
Ritalin:
No one fucking told me I lost to a god damn canook. Now im going to go pull a Xavier and be emo…going to try to kill myself now. I swear man every time this guys name comes up I hear something new about him and it makes me want to beat his fucking ass even more.
Prozac:
(Whispers in Ritalin’s ear.) Dudes get back into character.
Ritalin/Zipper:
Oh whoops.(quickly puts the wig back on but leaves the mustache alone.) I apologize for the error there but still Xavier you never answered my question are you in fact an Emo bitch?
Prozac/Xavier:
No im not Emo and if you keep asking me that I swear I might just go cut myself.
Zipper/Ritalin:
Well I believe that answers my question…fucking weirdo…anyways moving on. Can I ask you why you keep rubbing your wrist like that?
Prozac/Xavier:
(low and scary voice.) because I haven’t cut them today.
Ritalin/Zipper:
Rrrriiiigggghhhhtt. Moving on…I guess that does mean you are emo.
Prozac/Xavier
STOP ITTT…LEAVE ME ALONEE
Prozac/Xavier then runs off the screen
Ritalin/Zipper
Well um…gay emo much…oh wait you forgot your cutting knife.
Ritalin/Zipper runs after Prozac
Scene ends.
Ritalin:
Hi everyone my name is Zipper Cockburn and welcome to the first ever version of MEDS TV on this show we get straight to those questions that no one else has the balls to ask and I want you all to give a warm welcome for the very first guest on MEDS TV Jake Xavier!
While Ritalin is clapping like a moron Prozac comes out dressed just like Jake Xavier he walks to Ritalin and shakes his hand and sits down. And begins rubbing his wrist and continues for a while.
Zipper/Ritalin:
I want to thank you for being on the show today….so lets get straight to it now we have heard Ritalin go around saying that you are a quote un-quote emo bitch….now you thoughts on it?
Xavier/Prozac:
Well as everyone knows I go around and talk about my drunk father beating me as if I think it’s the coolest thing ever…..but having a hard life growing up in Alberta Canada.....
Ritalin stands up almost enraged at the news that Xavier’s from Canada because Ritalin has had a long time hatred almost for Canada. So when Ritalin stands he takes the wig off and his mustache is falling off and he begins yelling.
Ritalin:
WAIT HOLD ON…..Xavier’s from Canada?
Prozac:
Yeah he is…I thought I told you that?
Ritalin:
No one fucking told me I lost to a god damn canook. Now im going to go pull a Xavier and be emo…going to try to kill myself now. I swear man every time this guys name comes up I hear something new about him and it makes me want to beat his fucking ass even more.
Prozac:
(Whispers in Ritalin’s ear.) Dudes get back into character.
Ritalin/Zipper:
Oh whoops.(quickly puts the wig back on but leaves the mustache alone.) I apologize for the error there but still Xavier you never answered my question are you in fact an Emo bitch?
Prozac/Xavier:
No im not Emo and if you keep asking me that I swear I might just go cut myself.
Zipper/Ritalin:
Well I believe that answers my question…fucking weirdo…anyways moving on. Can I ask you why you keep rubbing your wrist like that?
Prozac/Xavier:
(low and scary voice.) because I haven’t cut them today.
Ritalin/Zipper:
Rrrriiiigggghhhhtt. Moving on…I guess that does mean you are emo.
Prozac/Xavier
STOP ITTT…LEAVE ME ALONEE
Prozac/Xavier then runs off the screen
Ritalin/Zipper
Well um…gay emo much…oh wait you forgot your cutting knife.
Ritalin/Zipper runs after Prozac
Scene ends.