Post by prozac on Apr 8, 2007 15:50:38 GMT -5
Scene opens outside a fancy hotel. There are people walking around everywhere on this nice sunny day. You see a hot tub with one man in it. That man is me Prozac. I only have on my blue swim shorts as I relax on my day off. I have my arms spread out leaning on the marble floor behind me and my head is back with my eyes closed. My mind is pretty clear right now, I am just enjoying this day. I have been in this tub fro about 20 to 25 minutes now and not planning on getting out for another 20 or so minutes. Suddenly a interviewer and cameraman walk over to me. I have no idea that they are standing behind me.
Interviewer
Prozac
I slowly open my eyes and look up him.
Prozac
Oh come on cant you people leave me alone for one day? Listen come back on Tuesday.
I close my eye again and go back into my clear minded state. I wait another minute or two then I slowly open my left eye to see if they were still there and sure enough they were. Why me?
Prozac
You guys suck you know that.
I open up my other eye and glare at the interviewer.
Prozac
Fine I will give you a few minutes then will you please leave me alone.
The camera man hit the button on his camera and begins to record.
Interviewer
Ok then, Prozac I have noticed just looking at you that you look a little beat up. Is that from the Tables from Hell match?
Prozac
Oh no man there was this girl last night she was wild as hell and OF CAUSE IT WAS FROM THE MATCH YOU MORON!
He kind of rolls his eyes and sighs.
Prozac
Real quick I wanted to talk about something. I hear Thor say something like what happened to me? Yes it’s true that last week I was Xtream Champ and this week I ma not. Does that mean anything? I lost, everyone loses. I will just come back better then ever so don’t even think for a second that I am slipping. Also I noticed a few people not really paying attention that I am in this match. I can honestly say that is a mistake and a half.
I bring my hands in behind my head and take a deep breath.
Prozac
On another note I have received many questions like “Prozac why don’t you use your rematch against Jordan?” and other questions like that. Well it is simple really I have plans. If these plans fail then maybe I will find myself back in the xtream race but for now I want to try some other things.
I lightly chuckle thinking of some ideas of mine.
Prozac
Just watch this Monday and you will see that I will make everyone understand that I am the sexiest, toughest, and just a better asshole then anyone in this business. And they better understand because if they don’t…
A huge smile comes across my face.
Prozac
They will lose…because they can’t beat what they don’t understand!
I close my eyes again with the smile still on my face growing every second.
Scene ends.
Interviewer
Prozac
I slowly open my eyes and look up him.
Prozac
Oh come on cant you people leave me alone for one day? Listen come back on Tuesday.
I close my eye again and go back into my clear minded state. I wait another minute or two then I slowly open my left eye to see if they were still there and sure enough they were. Why me?
Prozac
You guys suck you know that.
I open up my other eye and glare at the interviewer.
Prozac
Fine I will give you a few minutes then will you please leave me alone.
The camera man hit the button on his camera and begins to record.
Interviewer
Ok then, Prozac I have noticed just looking at you that you look a little beat up. Is that from the Tables from Hell match?
Prozac
Oh no man there was this girl last night she was wild as hell and OF CAUSE IT WAS FROM THE MATCH YOU MORON!
He kind of rolls his eyes and sighs.
Prozac
Real quick I wanted to talk about something. I hear Thor say something like what happened to me? Yes it’s true that last week I was Xtream Champ and this week I ma not. Does that mean anything? I lost, everyone loses. I will just come back better then ever so don’t even think for a second that I am slipping. Also I noticed a few people not really paying attention that I am in this match. I can honestly say that is a mistake and a half.
I bring my hands in behind my head and take a deep breath.
Prozac
On another note I have received many questions like “Prozac why don’t you use your rematch against Jordan?” and other questions like that. Well it is simple really I have plans. If these plans fail then maybe I will find myself back in the xtream race but for now I want to try some other things.
I lightly chuckle thinking of some ideas of mine.
Prozac
Just watch this Monday and you will see that I will make everyone understand that I am the sexiest, toughest, and just a better asshole then anyone in this business. And they better understand because if they don’t…
A huge smile comes across my face.
Prozac
They will lose…because they can’t beat what they don’t understand!
I close my eyes again with the smile still on my face growing every second.
Scene ends.