Post by b3rt77 on Apr 7, 2007 16:34:35 GMT -5
Scene opens where Prozac and Ritalin are sitting in Prozac’s kitchen playing Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ritalin has the most serious face anyone’s ever seen him with and the same for Prozac and they are hitting the buttons really hard Ritalin is using the pink hippo while Prozac is using the blue hippo. Ritalin is wearing all black basketball shorts with a white beater and all black converses while Prozac is wearing blue jeans with a red polo shirt and all black Nikes. While they are smashing the buttons you can almost see the veins popping out of there heads and they are sweating a lot.
Prozac:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Ritalin:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Prozac:
IM NOT LETING YOU WIN THIS FUCKER!
Ritalin:
BRING IT ON ASS WIPE.
Prozac:
YOU WANT SOME? I GOT THIS!
Ritalin:
YOU GOT NOTHING ASSHOLE!
While they are pounding the buttons they each hit his hippo so hard it breaks and they stop and stare at each other for a moment before walking away. They go into the Refrigerator and get some soda then go into the living room and sit on the couch and start talking.
Ritalin:
That was fucking intense
Prozac:
Yeah it was.
Ritalin:
I was thinking about my match coming up against Jake Xavier.
Prozac:
Oh yeah what do you mean?
Ritalin:
Well after I beat the fucking shit out of him I think he will come to his senses and want to become a member of The Meds. You think so to?
Prozac:
Yeah I think he talks a big game but deep down inside he freaking loves us.
Ritalin:
Wait….loves us….you think he’s gay?
Prozac:
Yeah I do.
Ritalin:
Ok because I thought I was the only one.
Prozac:
Yeah he is a little more than fucking weird.
Prozac reaches over and grabs a soda bottle and lifts it to his lips. He takes a sip then puts the soda back down. Ritalin chuckles a bit before talking.
Ritalin:
Yeah he’s a tad bit fruity.
Prozac:
Yeah and he likes to talk shit too.
Ritalin:
Yeah but don’t even worry about that because im going to shut his fucking mouth myself. If he thinks im pissing him off now he doesn’t know shit yet.
Prozac:
Yes we all know that you of all people you know how yo push people buttons pretty well.
Ritalin:
I have an idea. We’re going to call up MTV and Request a music video and dedicate it to Xavier. And I have the perfect song to.
Ritalin gets up walks into the Kitchen again and dials the phone Number to MTV studios and after about 3 rings an operator answers.
Operator:
MTV how may I help you?
Ritalin:
Yeah hi I would like to request a music video and dedicate it to a friend.
Operator:
Ok what song would you like?
Ritalin:
The Dee Dee Dee song by Carlos Mencia.
Operator:
Ok and what would you like it to say on the screen about the person you’re dedicating it to?
Ritalin:
Just to Xavier From Ritalin and HAHAHAHA.
Operator:
Ok the video will be up in about 2 minutes.
Ritalin:
Ok thank you and have a good day.
Ritalin hangs up the phone and walks back into a living room where Prozac was still sitting. He walks up and turns the TV on and puts MTV on and sits back down and waits.
Ritalin:
This is going to be awesome.
Prozac:
What song did you request?
Ritalin:
You’ll see. Wait here it is.
On the TV the video that Ritalin requested comes on……
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h0z6vkcY10
After the video Ritalin and Prozac start laughing uncontrollably.
Ritalin:
Man that was funny.
Prozac:
Yeah it was…you know he’s probably going to be like really pissed at that right?
Ritalin:
That’s the point. Anyways I know you have another Hungry Hungry Hippos game somewhere right?
Prozac:
Yeah somewhere.
Ritalin:
Well get up and find it.
Prozac:
I have a better idea……..HEEYY MMMAAAAA. CAN YOU BRING US THE OTHER HUNGRY HIPPOS GAMEEE?
Scene ends.
Prozac:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Ritalin:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Prozac:
IM NOT LETING YOU WIN THIS FUCKER!
Ritalin:
BRING IT ON ASS WIPE.
Prozac:
YOU WANT SOME? I GOT THIS!
Ritalin:
YOU GOT NOTHING ASSHOLE!
While they are pounding the buttons they each hit his hippo so hard it breaks and they stop and stare at each other for a moment before walking away. They go into the Refrigerator and get some soda then go into the living room and sit on the couch and start talking.
Ritalin:
That was fucking intense
Prozac:
Yeah it was.
Ritalin:
I was thinking about my match coming up against Jake Xavier.
Prozac:
Oh yeah what do you mean?
Ritalin:
Well after I beat the fucking shit out of him I think he will come to his senses and want to become a member of The Meds. You think so to?
Prozac:
Yeah I think he talks a big game but deep down inside he freaking loves us.
Ritalin:
Wait….loves us….you think he’s gay?
Prozac:
Yeah I do.
Ritalin:
Ok because I thought I was the only one.
Prozac:
Yeah he is a little more than fucking weird.
Prozac reaches over and grabs a soda bottle and lifts it to his lips. He takes a sip then puts the soda back down. Ritalin chuckles a bit before talking.
Ritalin:
Yeah he’s a tad bit fruity.
Prozac:
Yeah and he likes to talk shit too.
Ritalin:
Yeah but don’t even worry about that because im going to shut his fucking mouth myself. If he thinks im pissing him off now he doesn’t know shit yet.
Prozac:
Yes we all know that you of all people you know how yo push people buttons pretty well.
Ritalin:
I have an idea. We’re going to call up MTV and Request a music video and dedicate it to Xavier. And I have the perfect song to.
Ritalin gets up walks into the Kitchen again and dials the phone Number to MTV studios and after about 3 rings an operator answers.
Operator:
MTV how may I help you?
Ritalin:
Yeah hi I would like to request a music video and dedicate it to a friend.
Operator:
Ok what song would you like?
Ritalin:
The Dee Dee Dee song by Carlos Mencia.
Operator:
Ok and what would you like it to say on the screen about the person you’re dedicating it to?
Ritalin:
Just to Xavier From Ritalin and HAHAHAHA.
Operator:
Ok the video will be up in about 2 minutes.
Ritalin:
Ok thank you and have a good day.
Ritalin hangs up the phone and walks back into a living room where Prozac was still sitting. He walks up and turns the TV on and puts MTV on and sits back down and waits.
Ritalin:
This is going to be awesome.
Prozac:
What song did you request?
Ritalin:
You’ll see. Wait here it is.
On the TV the video that Ritalin requested comes on……
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h0z6vkcY10
After the video Ritalin and Prozac start laughing uncontrollably.
Ritalin:
Man that was funny.
Prozac:
Yeah it was…you know he’s probably going to be like really pissed at that right?
Ritalin:
That’s the point. Anyways I know you have another Hungry Hungry Hippos game somewhere right?
Prozac:
Yeah somewhere.
Ritalin:
Well get up and find it.
Prozac:
I have a better idea……..HEEYY MMMAAAAA. CAN YOU BRING US THE OTHER HUNGRY HIPPOS GAMEEE?
Scene ends.