Post by b3rt77 on Mar 24, 2007 1:20:43 GMT -5
The tron in the arena opens backstage with an interviewer and The Meds in there ring attire next to him. Prozac has his Xtream title over his left shoulder. You hear the fans cheer when they see The Meds. The meds are smiling as always and waiting to get this interview started.
Interviewer
Ladies and gentlemen I am here with The Meds as you can see…
Ritalin
Yeah that’s enough out of you.
Ritalin pushes the interviewer off to the left side of the camera after grabbing the mic from him.
Ritalin
Hello addicts.
The crowd bursts into cheer that echoes all over the building.
Ritalin
Ok let me get right down to what I wanted to talk about.
Ritalin’s smile spreads like cancer. His right arm dangles lifeless by his side while his left hand holds the mic to his lips.
Ritalin
I wanted to talk about out buddies Jake Xavier and Jordan Glass. You two have to be the two most emo bitches I have ever seen.
The crowd laughs
Ritalin
No no really it’s sad. I want to cry jus looking at you. But don’t worry I have the cure for you sadness. We are The Meds after all. Ok so listen carefully here’s what we am going to do for you. We are going to bury you up to your necks in shit and then all you have to do from there is think happy happy thoughts and then bam you’re cured.
The crowd continues to laugh. Ritalin turns his head to Prozac and nods. Prozac nods back then they both look at the camera again.
Ritalin
Ok now I just wanted to talk about a small comment you made Jake, You said and I quote “They are the type to get everything they want, to suck up to their parents to get ahead in life. They are spoiled little pussies” end quote.
Ritalin turns to Prozac again and they both explode into laughter. You can see tears in there eyes form laughing so hard. This lasts for about 30 second before they calm them selves and try and catch there breathe.
Ritalin
Wow yo I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. Rob we always got what we wanted right?
Prozac
Yes…remember when we didn’t want to eat?
Ritalin
Hey yeah when we had no money and getting kicked out of our apartment. We had no money for anything and didn’t eat for days.
Prozac
Yup we wanted that and got it.
They start laughing again but not as loud or long as last time.
Prozac
Wait didn’t he say we suck up to our parents. Isn’t your mom a crack head and through you out because she didn’t want you? And you Dad has money but he wants nothing to do with his kids so he through you out as well?
Ritalin
Yes and yes…and didn’t you dad leave before you were born because to him you were a mistake and your mom barley makes enough money to support herself?
Prozac
Yeah!
They break into more laughter. Soon the laughs turn into fake cries.
Prozac
I made myself depressed
Ritalin
Me too!
They dry of the fake tears and Ritalin takes a deep breathe before speaking.
Ritalin
Bro really you should know facts before talking crap. Makes you sound less of a moron. Oh and you wanted to face me in a street fight? Jake I’ll fight you in a street fight hell I’ll fight you in the street I’ll fight you on a boat, inside a goat, in a car, in a bar. Over there, in the air Oh boy I love my green eggs and Meds.
The meds walk of the camera and the scene fades.
Interviewer
Ladies and gentlemen I am here with The Meds as you can see…
Ritalin
Yeah that’s enough out of you.
Ritalin pushes the interviewer off to the left side of the camera after grabbing the mic from him.
Ritalin
Hello addicts.
The crowd bursts into cheer that echoes all over the building.
Ritalin
Ok let me get right down to what I wanted to talk about.
Ritalin’s smile spreads like cancer. His right arm dangles lifeless by his side while his left hand holds the mic to his lips.
Ritalin
I wanted to talk about out buddies Jake Xavier and Jordan Glass. You two have to be the two most emo bitches I have ever seen.
The crowd laughs
Ritalin
No no really it’s sad. I want to cry jus looking at you. But don’t worry I have the cure for you sadness. We are The Meds after all. Ok so listen carefully here’s what we am going to do for you. We are going to bury you up to your necks in shit and then all you have to do from there is think happy happy thoughts and then bam you’re cured.
The crowd continues to laugh. Ritalin turns his head to Prozac and nods. Prozac nods back then they both look at the camera again.
Ritalin
Ok now I just wanted to talk about a small comment you made Jake, You said and I quote “They are the type to get everything they want, to suck up to their parents to get ahead in life. They are spoiled little pussies” end quote.
Ritalin turns to Prozac again and they both explode into laughter. You can see tears in there eyes form laughing so hard. This lasts for about 30 second before they calm them selves and try and catch there breathe.
Ritalin
Wow yo I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. Rob we always got what we wanted right?
Prozac
Yes…remember when we didn’t want to eat?
Ritalin
Hey yeah when we had no money and getting kicked out of our apartment. We had no money for anything and didn’t eat for days.
Prozac
Yup we wanted that and got it.
They start laughing again but not as loud or long as last time.
Prozac
Wait didn’t he say we suck up to our parents. Isn’t your mom a crack head and through you out because she didn’t want you? And you Dad has money but he wants nothing to do with his kids so he through you out as well?
Ritalin
Yes and yes…and didn’t you dad leave before you were born because to him you were a mistake and your mom barley makes enough money to support herself?
Prozac
Yeah!
They break into more laughter. Soon the laughs turn into fake cries.
Prozac
I made myself depressed
Ritalin
Me too!
They dry of the fake tears and Ritalin takes a deep breathe before speaking.
Ritalin
Bro really you should know facts before talking crap. Makes you sound less of a moron. Oh and you wanted to face me in a street fight? Jake I’ll fight you in a street fight hell I’ll fight you in the street I’ll fight you on a boat, inside a goat, in a car, in a bar. Over there, in the air Oh boy I love my green eggs and Meds.
The meds walk of the camera and the scene fades.