Post by prozac on Mar 23, 2007 23:58:36 GMT -5
It's often a practice of wrestling superstars to actually sit down and watch tape and film of their opponents to study them. They also watch their promo's to see what they have to say. And often times use those promo's to come up with an interesting rebuttal of their own. And that's what The Meds have decided today. But it doesn't look like we are doing much watching. We are in a hotel near the arena of the next Side Effect. I am asleep on a bed on one side of the room while Bert is passed out on another bed on the other side of the room. Rob has a black Nike cap covering his face and he is wearing a tan long sleeved shirt and jeans and Bert is wearing a yellow T-shirt and jeans. There is one light on and it’s dimmed. The T.V. is also on but the screen is black. Just then for some own known reason I begin to move around. I wake up knocking the hat off my face and onto the floor next to me. I sit up wipe my eyes and look around. I then stretch and let out a long loud yawn. I look at the clock on the DVD/VHS machine and it reads 9:03pm. I look at Bert and make kind of a growl type of noise. Then I reach down and pick up my hat and throw it at Bert hitting him in his forehead. Bert jumps up startled by the smack.
Ritalin
What the hell?...What’s going on?
His eyes are opened wide and he is now fully awake from being asleep not more then 10 seconds ago.
Prozac
What happened to you?
I look at Bert and you can tell that I am mildly annoyed. I point at the blank T.V.
Ritalin
What do you mean?
I place both my hands on the bed and push myself to my feet still glaring at Bert.
Prozac
What do I mean? Lets see…Bert, our friend Cody is going to tape some Sci Fi movie and then he was going to tape Jordan’s and Jake’s Promos. Then he loan us the tape and we watch the Promos. So I told you to wake me when the movie was over.
He brought his legs off the bed and placed his feet on the cold soft rug. He shrugs his shoulders before speaking.
Ritalin
You should have fast forward through the movie.
My eyes open wide and I raise my voice a few levels.
Prozac
I wanted to fast forward through it and you said you wanted to watch the movie and you would wake me at the end!
He shrugs his shoulders again.
Ritalin
Sorry the movie was to long and to boring.
I stood there for a minute with my jaw half dropped and eyes wide open looking dumbfounded at how stupid my friend is. I don’t think there is anyone more dense then him. I then quickly go threw many ways of how I want to kill him at the moment. Then a shake it off and my face becomes straight once again.
Prozac
Now I have to go through the trouble of rewinding it to finally watch it.
In case you were wonder…yes I am lazy and rewinding a tape takes far too much effort.
Prozac
Let’s go get some beer first. Might as well stay up for awhile now.
He nods in agreement and stands up. I am still a little tired and my balance is off so I wobble over and shut the TV and the DVD/VHS. After getting a shoes on coat on and regaining my balance I head to the door.
Prozac
Yo grab the key on the table and lock the door on your way out I’ll meet you in the car.
I reach out a place my hand on the cold metal door knob then turning it slightly and exiting the room.
Scene fade and reopens. It’s a little later that night and we just got back from getting the beer. We are standing outside our room and again you can see I am a little annoyed and I think I woke up a bunch of other people because they have left the comfort of there rooms and are not gathering around.
Prozac
How did you forget the damn key?
The moron forgot the key and locked the door after I told him to grab the key before leaving. It’s cold out and it’s not even a nice cold.
Prozac
How did you forget the key?
I asked that question at least 100 times now. My mouth is dry and I am very thirsty and I want to sit down. Yeah I could have one of the beers out here but it’s the principle of the thing.
Ritalin
Sorry it must of slipped my mind.
Prozac
What mind?
Just then a overweight guy in his mid 30s in ripped jeans and a ripped gray T-shirt steps forward.
Overweight Guy
Why don’t you just go get another key from the office?
Prozac
Because the office is closed.
The man looks a little stupid as he takes a step back shrugging his shoulders.
Prozac
Bert just climb to the roof and crawl through a vent.
Bert gave me a very dirty look. The roof was high but still it was his fault we are in this mess.
Ritalin
NO!
Another man who I didn’t even turn around to look at then shouts out.
Yelling Man
Call a locksmith or the police.
Prozac
I would rather not let anyone else know that we two wrestling superstars are dumb enough to get locked out of there hotel room.
Then another man, a tall guy well built, long beard and in biker clothes steps forward.
Biker Dude
Why don’t you just break the door down?
Prozac
There’s an idea…You gonna pay for the door after we do that?
The guy rolls his eyes and then another man steps up. This man is short and thin and in black track pants and a white long sleeve shirt.
Short Goy
Why don’t you…
Ritalin
Forget it I’ll climb.
Bert cut the guy off and headed towards a flag pole next to the building. He jumped up a good 2 feet and wrapped his arms and legs around the pole like a snake would it’s pray. He then inch by inch pulled himself up the pole. I turn my head to the man who Bert cut off.
Prozac
What was your idea anyway?
The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a small key.
Short Guy
You could of just used this skeleton key I have.
I turn my head back up and watch Bert who is now good 15 feet up.
Short Guy
Should we get him down?
Prozac
No this is good for him.
Yeah I know I’m an asshole but hey it bring a smile to my face seeing Bert risk his life.
Scene Fades
Ritalin
What the hell?...What’s going on?
His eyes are opened wide and he is now fully awake from being asleep not more then 10 seconds ago.
Prozac
What happened to you?
I look at Bert and you can tell that I am mildly annoyed. I point at the blank T.V.
Ritalin
What do you mean?
I place both my hands on the bed and push myself to my feet still glaring at Bert.
Prozac
What do I mean? Lets see…Bert, our friend Cody is going to tape some Sci Fi movie and then he was going to tape Jordan’s and Jake’s Promos. Then he loan us the tape and we watch the Promos. So I told you to wake me when the movie was over.
He brought his legs off the bed and placed his feet on the cold soft rug. He shrugs his shoulders before speaking.
Ritalin
You should have fast forward through the movie.
My eyes open wide and I raise my voice a few levels.
Prozac
I wanted to fast forward through it and you said you wanted to watch the movie and you would wake me at the end!
He shrugs his shoulders again.
Ritalin
Sorry the movie was to long and to boring.
I stood there for a minute with my jaw half dropped and eyes wide open looking dumbfounded at how stupid my friend is. I don’t think there is anyone more dense then him. I then quickly go threw many ways of how I want to kill him at the moment. Then a shake it off and my face becomes straight once again.
Prozac
Now I have to go through the trouble of rewinding it to finally watch it.
In case you were wonder…yes I am lazy and rewinding a tape takes far too much effort.
Prozac
Let’s go get some beer first. Might as well stay up for awhile now.
He nods in agreement and stands up. I am still a little tired and my balance is off so I wobble over and shut the TV and the DVD/VHS. After getting a shoes on coat on and regaining my balance I head to the door.
Prozac
Yo grab the key on the table and lock the door on your way out I’ll meet you in the car.
I reach out a place my hand on the cold metal door knob then turning it slightly and exiting the room.
Scene fade and reopens. It’s a little later that night and we just got back from getting the beer. We are standing outside our room and again you can see I am a little annoyed and I think I woke up a bunch of other people because they have left the comfort of there rooms and are not gathering around.
Prozac
How did you forget the damn key?
The moron forgot the key and locked the door after I told him to grab the key before leaving. It’s cold out and it’s not even a nice cold.
Prozac
How did you forget the key?
I asked that question at least 100 times now. My mouth is dry and I am very thirsty and I want to sit down. Yeah I could have one of the beers out here but it’s the principle of the thing.
Ritalin
Sorry it must of slipped my mind.
Prozac
What mind?
Just then a overweight guy in his mid 30s in ripped jeans and a ripped gray T-shirt steps forward.
Overweight Guy
Why don’t you just go get another key from the office?
Prozac
Because the office is closed.
The man looks a little stupid as he takes a step back shrugging his shoulders.
Prozac
Bert just climb to the roof and crawl through a vent.
Bert gave me a very dirty look. The roof was high but still it was his fault we are in this mess.
Ritalin
NO!
Another man who I didn’t even turn around to look at then shouts out.
Yelling Man
Call a locksmith or the police.
Prozac
I would rather not let anyone else know that we two wrestling superstars are dumb enough to get locked out of there hotel room.
Then another man, a tall guy well built, long beard and in biker clothes steps forward.
Biker Dude
Why don’t you just break the door down?
Prozac
There’s an idea…You gonna pay for the door after we do that?
The guy rolls his eyes and then another man steps up. This man is short and thin and in black track pants and a white long sleeve shirt.
Short Goy
Why don’t you…
Ritalin
Forget it I’ll climb.
Bert cut the guy off and headed towards a flag pole next to the building. He jumped up a good 2 feet and wrapped his arms and legs around the pole like a snake would it’s pray. He then inch by inch pulled himself up the pole. I turn my head to the man who Bert cut off.
Prozac
What was your idea anyway?
The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a small key.
Short Guy
You could of just used this skeleton key I have.
I turn my head back up and watch Bert who is now good 15 feet up.
Short Guy
Should we get him down?
Prozac
No this is good for him.
Yeah I know I’m an asshole but hey it bring a smile to my face seeing Bert risk his life.
Scene Fades