Post by prozac on Mar 9, 2007 16:04:06 GMT -5
Scene opens in the arena of this week Side Effectt As the camera sweeps around the audience each and every fan is trying to do something, anything to get the camera’s attention to get seen on T.V. so they could have something juicy to brag about later. Excitement is high and gets even higher as the lights dim a little and the words “The Meds” flash on the tron. The words flash in Red then in blue then in green then they stay whit for a few seconds and Move by Thousand Foot Krutch blasts over the P.A.
Look, listen to my voice
If you're making the choice
Tell me all the girls and the boys
Either scream or rejoice
Let's make that noise
Either move or we will all be destroyed
David: Oh we know that music
Ed: It’s The Meds; this should be interesting to say the least.
David: To say the least indeed
The curtain moves aside and the Meds emerge out onto the stage all wearing there ring attire. If you look at them from ring view Ritalin stand to the left, Prozac to the right. They stand on stage staring at the full pack crowd taking in the cheers.
Move and show me what you can do
when you step into the circle and shake like we do
Move when you just can't take it
and move if you just feel like breaking it
They then start pumping up the crowd waving there hands up to get the crowd to chant louder. A Meds chant picks up and all three men proceed down the ramp and towards the ring taking every opportunity he can to slap hands with some of the ringside fans.
Can you hear me? Stop, look, listen to my voice,
It was never my choice to feel all alone
This is my home
Back up , you don't know if you've never been here,
You've never been to the place inside, I face my fears
It takes everything I am
They reach the ring and they all slide under the bottom rope. Once in the ring they all walk around pumping up the crowd.
If you come near me, stop, look, listen to my voice
If you're making the choice tell all the girls and the boys
Either scream or rejoice
Let's make that noise
Either move or we will all be destroyed
Back up and let go if you've never been here,
You've never been to the place inside, I face my fears,
It takes everything I am
Ritalin asks the ring side crew man for three mics which the crew man hands him. Prozac grabs one of the microphones and waits for the music to fade. Ritalin paces around and Prozac stands in the middle of the ring. When the music stops Prozac displays a grin as he lifts up the microphone to speak.
Prozac
Hello Ladies and gentlemen, nerds, kids, aliens and all you other wonderful, beautiful assholes here. Sit back, strap in, and staple you’re wigs to your head cause The Meds are here.
Prozac takes the mic away from his lips as the crowd erupts into cheer and a Meds chant picks up again. The noise dies down again when he raises the mic to his mouth again with his right arm.
Prozac
I have one question.
Prozac holds up his left hand and raises one finger on it as he looks to his left and right all over the crowd.
Prozac
Have you all taken your meds today?
Prozac drops both his arm to his side as the crowd screams in cheers and laughter and you can make out a lot said “yes”. Prozac turns his head and look at Ritalin who nods at him. Prozac then exits thee ring and starts heading backstage.
Ed: Where is he going?
David: I have no idea
Ed: Better be something important because if he only came out here to ask if people take there meds I’m going to be pissed.
David: Somehow I don’t think he will care.
Ritalin
We didn’t come out here to talk about our opponents this week. We came out here for you guys, we came out here to thank all of you for being with us. And we couldn’t think of a better way then to give away a prize to one of you lucky addicts.
David: Addicts (laughs)
Just then an all black 2007 Lincoln Navigator slowly pulls onto that stage with Prozac driving.
David: What is this?
Ed: It looks like a nice ride. I will give these Meds one thing they know how to ride
The fans starts cheering as Prozac shuts the car, opens the door and gets out leaving the keys in the ignition. Prozac closes the driver’s door and opens the back door right behind that then walks around to the other side opens that back door as well.
Ritalin
On your way in the building everyone who showed a drivers license received a ticket. On that ticket there is a number. We have the matching pair of every ticket back stage and before we came out here we picked one at random. The person who has the matching ticket win that there car.
The fans are cheering louder then before, each one of them grabbing there tickets and looking at the numbers. Every fan wants to win this prize.
David: Wow that if a nice offer by the Meds.
Ed: There suck ups.
Ritalin
As you can see this is an all black 2007 Lincoln Navigator. It even comes with seats, a steering wheel, and a horn
Prozac walks around the car again and opens the Drivers side door and with his left arm reaches in and hunks the horn.
Ritalin
Amazing, It also has a nice sound system, and seat warmers. And for anyone who is wondering it has plenty of room in the back seat.
Prozac climbs in the back on his hands and knees and starts trusting downwards with his hips. Some of the crowd laughs and a lot of whistling sounds are made.
David: (laughing) I hope the parents are covering there children’s eyes.
Ed: Thinking about it I could use a car like that. Do you think it’s to late to get a ticket?
Ritalin
And right now I will read the...
Ritalin notices Prozac is still doing a humping motion in the car.
Ritalin
Rob…ROB!
Prozac shakes his head and quickly jumps out of the backseat of the car. He then heads back to the ring.
Ritalin
Right well anyway. I will now read the winning number. If you have the winning ticket please come down here to the ring with it.
Ritalin looks at a small piece of paper that he has been holding since he came out to the ring. Everyone stares at there tickets of takes the tickets out of there pockets if they haven’t done so already including Ritalin.
David: Some lucky fan is about to win the great prize.
Ritalin
11245
The arena is the quietest it has been since The Meds have came out until chatter starts coming alive in one of the areas.
Ritalin
There!
Ritalin points out into the crowd where a man that looks to be in his mid twenties. short spiked brown hair looks to be in average shape has his hand with a ticket in it held high and screaming his head off. Prozac at this time slides into the ring
Prozac
Alright man get in here, the show only has so long to be on.
Ed: Yeah I agree we have other things to do besides wait for someone to come get there care
The man makes his way to the ring. He tries running but there are too many people but he pushes threw them. Some people even try and snatch the ticket from him but he has to tight of a grip on it, other people are just pusing him threw so he can get to the ring. He climbs over the barricade and nearly falls on his face doing so. He then slides in the ring and starts jumping around like a buffoon and of cause Ritalin join him with the jumping around.
Prozac
Congratulations bro. What’s your name?
Man
Ted
Ted stopped jumping long enough to answer Prozac’s question though he never took his eye off the lens of the camera. Ted sees the Ritalin us still jumping and even though Ted is a little winded he joins Ritalin in the fun. He only gewts to jump ofr a few seconds before Prozac puts his arm on his shoulder to stop him. And for the first time Ted looks away from the camera and at Prozac.
Prozac
Alright man clam down. Now first I have to ask a few questions before you can take your car. First are you a fan of the Meds?
Ted
Hell yeah!
Prozac
Good, Second question do you take your meds?
Ted
Everyday!
Prozac
Good answers you passed. But you are not taking your prize now. You are going to go back to you seat watch and enjoy the show and after someone will come out and get you and bring you to your car. Now go back to your seat.
Ted nods then turns his attention back to the camera where he startes making faces which causes everyone in the building to laugh lightly. Prozac then lightly slaps him in the back of the head and watches him leave the ring. After Ted is back in the crowd Prozac puts the mic back to his lips.
Prozac
And to our opponents this week all I have to tell you is
Prozac raises the mic into the air pointing towards the crowd. The whole crowd jumps up and throws there own hands in the air as they scream simultaneously the words “take your meds”. Prozac drops the mic and the scene fades with The Meds getting out of the ring.
Look, listen to my voice
If you're making the choice
Tell me all the girls and the boys
Either scream or rejoice
Let's make that noise
Either move or we will all be destroyed
David: Oh we know that music
Ed: It’s The Meds; this should be interesting to say the least.
David: To say the least indeed
The curtain moves aside and the Meds emerge out onto the stage all wearing there ring attire. If you look at them from ring view Ritalin stand to the left, Prozac to the right. They stand on stage staring at the full pack crowd taking in the cheers.
Move and show me what you can do
when you step into the circle and shake like we do
Move when you just can't take it
and move if you just feel like breaking it
They then start pumping up the crowd waving there hands up to get the crowd to chant louder. A Meds chant picks up and all three men proceed down the ramp and towards the ring taking every opportunity he can to slap hands with some of the ringside fans.
Can you hear me? Stop, look, listen to my voice,
It was never my choice to feel all alone
This is my home
Back up , you don't know if you've never been here,
You've never been to the place inside, I face my fears
It takes everything I am
They reach the ring and they all slide under the bottom rope. Once in the ring they all walk around pumping up the crowd.
If you come near me, stop, look, listen to my voice
If you're making the choice tell all the girls and the boys
Either scream or rejoice
Let's make that noise
Either move or we will all be destroyed
Back up and let go if you've never been here,
You've never been to the place inside, I face my fears,
It takes everything I am
Ritalin asks the ring side crew man for three mics which the crew man hands him. Prozac grabs one of the microphones and waits for the music to fade. Ritalin paces around and Prozac stands in the middle of the ring. When the music stops Prozac displays a grin as he lifts up the microphone to speak.
Prozac
Hello Ladies and gentlemen, nerds, kids, aliens and all you other wonderful, beautiful assholes here. Sit back, strap in, and staple you’re wigs to your head cause The Meds are here.
Prozac takes the mic away from his lips as the crowd erupts into cheer and a Meds chant picks up again. The noise dies down again when he raises the mic to his mouth again with his right arm.
Prozac
I have one question.
Prozac holds up his left hand and raises one finger on it as he looks to his left and right all over the crowd.
Prozac
Have you all taken your meds today?
Prozac drops both his arm to his side as the crowd screams in cheers and laughter and you can make out a lot said “yes”. Prozac turns his head and look at Ritalin who nods at him. Prozac then exits thee ring and starts heading backstage.
Ed: Where is he going?
David: I have no idea
Ed: Better be something important because if he only came out here to ask if people take there meds I’m going to be pissed.
David: Somehow I don’t think he will care.
Ritalin
We didn’t come out here to talk about our opponents this week. We came out here for you guys, we came out here to thank all of you for being with us. And we couldn’t think of a better way then to give away a prize to one of you lucky addicts.
David: Addicts (laughs)
Just then an all black 2007 Lincoln Navigator slowly pulls onto that stage with Prozac driving.
David: What is this?
Ed: It looks like a nice ride. I will give these Meds one thing they know how to ride
The fans starts cheering as Prozac shuts the car, opens the door and gets out leaving the keys in the ignition. Prozac closes the driver’s door and opens the back door right behind that then walks around to the other side opens that back door as well.
Ritalin
On your way in the building everyone who showed a drivers license received a ticket. On that ticket there is a number. We have the matching pair of every ticket back stage and before we came out here we picked one at random. The person who has the matching ticket win that there car.
The fans are cheering louder then before, each one of them grabbing there tickets and looking at the numbers. Every fan wants to win this prize.
David: Wow that if a nice offer by the Meds.
Ed: There suck ups.
Ritalin
As you can see this is an all black 2007 Lincoln Navigator. It even comes with seats, a steering wheel, and a horn
Prozac walks around the car again and opens the Drivers side door and with his left arm reaches in and hunks the horn.
Ritalin
Amazing, It also has a nice sound system, and seat warmers. And for anyone who is wondering it has plenty of room in the back seat.
Prozac climbs in the back on his hands and knees and starts trusting downwards with his hips. Some of the crowd laughs and a lot of whistling sounds are made.
David: (laughing) I hope the parents are covering there children’s eyes.
Ed: Thinking about it I could use a car like that. Do you think it’s to late to get a ticket?
Ritalin
And right now I will read the...
Ritalin notices Prozac is still doing a humping motion in the car.
Ritalin
Rob…ROB!
Prozac shakes his head and quickly jumps out of the backseat of the car. He then heads back to the ring.
Ritalin
Right well anyway. I will now read the winning number. If you have the winning ticket please come down here to the ring with it.
Ritalin looks at a small piece of paper that he has been holding since he came out to the ring. Everyone stares at there tickets of takes the tickets out of there pockets if they haven’t done so already including Ritalin.
David: Some lucky fan is about to win the great prize.
Ritalin
11245
The arena is the quietest it has been since The Meds have came out until chatter starts coming alive in one of the areas.
Ritalin
There!
Ritalin points out into the crowd where a man that looks to be in his mid twenties. short spiked brown hair looks to be in average shape has his hand with a ticket in it held high and screaming his head off. Prozac at this time slides into the ring
Prozac
Alright man get in here, the show only has so long to be on.
Ed: Yeah I agree we have other things to do besides wait for someone to come get there care
The man makes his way to the ring. He tries running but there are too many people but he pushes threw them. Some people even try and snatch the ticket from him but he has to tight of a grip on it, other people are just pusing him threw so he can get to the ring. He climbs over the barricade and nearly falls on his face doing so. He then slides in the ring and starts jumping around like a buffoon and of cause Ritalin join him with the jumping around.
Prozac
Congratulations bro. What’s your name?
Man
Ted
Ted stopped jumping long enough to answer Prozac’s question though he never took his eye off the lens of the camera. Ted sees the Ritalin us still jumping and even though Ted is a little winded he joins Ritalin in the fun. He only gewts to jump ofr a few seconds before Prozac puts his arm on his shoulder to stop him. And for the first time Ted looks away from the camera and at Prozac.
Prozac
Alright man clam down. Now first I have to ask a few questions before you can take your car. First are you a fan of the Meds?
Ted
Hell yeah!
Prozac
Good, Second question do you take your meds?
Ted
Everyday!
Prozac
Good answers you passed. But you are not taking your prize now. You are going to go back to you seat watch and enjoy the show and after someone will come out and get you and bring you to your car. Now go back to your seat.
Ted nods then turns his attention back to the camera where he startes making faces which causes everyone in the building to laugh lightly. Prozac then lightly slaps him in the back of the head and watches him leave the ring. After Ted is back in the crowd Prozac puts the mic back to his lips.
Prozac
And to our opponents this week all I have to tell you is
Prozac raises the mic into the air pointing towards the crowd. The whole crowd jumps up and throws there own hands in the air as they scream simultaneously the words “take your meds”. Prozac drops the mic and the scene fades with The Meds getting out of the ring.