Post by The Modern Outlaw on Mar 9, 2007 0:38:42 GMT -5
The TV screen goes dark followed by big bold letter in red...
LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN...
Camera opens up to a dimly-lit gym, in the middle you see a ring. Standing dead center of the ring is the one and only Johnny Kaos, he is holding a chair.
Since my match this week is for a shot at the Xtreme title, I thought I would show you guys a few of my innovations.
Johnny looks somewhere off camera and yells at someone.
Send in the first victim.
Motograter's Suffocate starts playing and a man dressed like Jason Cane slides into the ring. He turns toward the camera, with his back facing Johnny, and lets out a roar. Johnny interrupts his mocking display with a stiff chair shot to the back of the head. Dropping the chair to the mat, Johnny lifts the man by his hair and spike DDTs him on the chair. The Jason look-a-like is left lying in a quivering, bleeding mess.
I bet that'll leave a mark.
Next, Papa Roach's Getting Away with Murder starts playing and another man, this time dressed like Versage Flames jumps into the ring. He casts a worried glance at the quivering body of the last "victim". Johnny swings the chair at him, but the Versage look-a-like catches it and tears it from Johnny's grip. He smiles and gets prepared to swing it, when Johnny superkick's the chair into his face. The poor man, now bleeding profusely falls backward through the ropes and hits the concrete floor with a sickening thud.
Light's Out motherfucker.
AFI's Miss Murder starts playing and a guy dressed like Jordan Glass enters the ring. He comes at Johnny, ready to strike, but is met with a knee to the gut. He doubles over in pain, trying to catch his breath. Johnny swings the chair full force onto the fakes Jordan's back. Johnny then takes the chair and folds in over the poor guy's leg. He ascends to the top rope and jumps off landing with both feet on the chair. The loud snap that follows signals that the mans leg has been crushed. The Jordan look-a-like screams in agony as Johnny rolls him out of the ring with a stiff kick to the ribs.
Teach you to wrestle with a bad leg.
Type O Negative's Blood and Fire plays and a man with fake horns tied to his head and carrying a sledgehammer enters the ring. He starts to swing the hammer when Johnny dropkicks him in the knee. The guy falls to the ground, holding his leg. Johnny delivers a rising knee to his face then picks up his sledgehammer. Johnny stares at the hammer for a second and evil grin spreading across his face. He turns the hammer pointing downward and drives it into the Thor look-a-likes face.
God of thunder my ass.
Th Natives Hollywood Undead plays and a guy dressed like Ritalin walks to the ring. He pulls out a pill bottle and empties its contents into his mouth. Before he can have a chance to swallow, Johnny superkicks him in the throat. While the fake Ritalin is choking, Johnny wedges a chair between the turnbuckle. The Ritalin look-a-like is starting to turn purple when Johnny drags him into the corner and sets him up with his head laying on the chair. Johnny backs up the the opposite corner, gets a running start then dropkicks the guy in the head. Now standing alone in the middle of the ring, Johnny looks around at the battered bodies and laughs.
I told you that I am the "King of Extreme", I warned you. This was but a taste of the pain I will show all of you come Side Effect. then you will all know what Extreme truly is.
Johnny slides out the ring, spitting on the motionless body of the Jordan look-a-like as he exit the gym and the camera fades out.
LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN...
Camera opens up to a dimly-lit gym, in the middle you see a ring. Standing dead center of the ring is the one and only Johnny Kaos, he is holding a chair.
Since my match this week is for a shot at the Xtreme title, I thought I would show you guys a few of my innovations.
Johnny looks somewhere off camera and yells at someone.
Send in the first victim.
Motograter's Suffocate starts playing and a man dressed like Jason Cane slides into the ring. He turns toward the camera, with his back facing Johnny, and lets out a roar. Johnny interrupts his mocking display with a stiff chair shot to the back of the head. Dropping the chair to the mat, Johnny lifts the man by his hair and spike DDTs him on the chair. The Jason look-a-like is left lying in a quivering, bleeding mess.
I bet that'll leave a mark.
Next, Papa Roach's Getting Away with Murder starts playing and another man, this time dressed like Versage Flames jumps into the ring. He casts a worried glance at the quivering body of the last "victim". Johnny swings the chair at him, but the Versage look-a-like catches it and tears it from Johnny's grip. He smiles and gets prepared to swing it, when Johnny superkick's the chair into his face. The poor man, now bleeding profusely falls backward through the ropes and hits the concrete floor with a sickening thud.
Light's Out motherfucker.
AFI's Miss Murder starts playing and a guy dressed like Jordan Glass enters the ring. He comes at Johnny, ready to strike, but is met with a knee to the gut. He doubles over in pain, trying to catch his breath. Johnny swings the chair full force onto the fakes Jordan's back. Johnny then takes the chair and folds in over the poor guy's leg. He ascends to the top rope and jumps off landing with both feet on the chair. The loud snap that follows signals that the mans leg has been crushed. The Jordan look-a-like screams in agony as Johnny rolls him out of the ring with a stiff kick to the ribs.
Teach you to wrestle with a bad leg.
Type O Negative's Blood and Fire plays and a man with fake horns tied to his head and carrying a sledgehammer enters the ring. He starts to swing the hammer when Johnny dropkicks him in the knee. The guy falls to the ground, holding his leg. Johnny delivers a rising knee to his face then picks up his sledgehammer. Johnny stares at the hammer for a second and evil grin spreading across his face. He turns the hammer pointing downward and drives it into the Thor look-a-likes face.
God of thunder my ass.
Th Natives Hollywood Undead plays and a guy dressed like Ritalin walks to the ring. He pulls out a pill bottle and empties its contents into his mouth. Before he can have a chance to swallow, Johnny superkicks him in the throat. While the fake Ritalin is choking, Johnny wedges a chair between the turnbuckle. The Ritalin look-a-like is starting to turn purple when Johnny drags him into the corner and sets him up with his head laying on the chair. Johnny backs up the the opposite corner, gets a running start then dropkicks the guy in the head. Now standing alone in the middle of the ring, Johnny looks around at the battered bodies and laughs.
I told you that I am the "King of Extreme", I warned you. This was but a taste of the pain I will show all of you come Side Effect. then you will all know what Extreme truly is.
Johnny slides out the ring, spitting on the motionless body of the Jordan look-a-like as he exit the gym and the camera fades out.
