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Post by The Modern Outlaw on Mar 2, 2007 19:15:42 GMT -5
The arena goes dark...
Across the Titantron a message appears...
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING...
BUT THE TIME IS HERE...
THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BEGIN...
The screen goes blank and the lights come back on...
The audience is left wondering what the cryptic message meant...
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Post by The Modern Outlaw on Mar 2, 2007 21:09:30 GMT -5
The arena goes dark once again...
This time the opening strains of Saliva's Survival of the Sickest begin to play announcing the arrival of the one and only Johnny Kaos.
Wearing leather pants, boots, a leather jacket, and black shades, Kaos walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp for a second enshrouded in smoke.
He walks down the ring in a slow and certain pace, his face one of grim determination. He stops right before the ring apron and jumps flat-footed from the floor to the apron. He steps between the middle rope and into the ring. He walks over to the corner turnbuckle and ascends to the top. He thrusts his arms outward and looks to the sky as a shower of golden sparks pour from above the ring.
Kaos gets down from the turnbuckle walks over to the ring announcer and grabs the mic...
JK: Cut the damn music!
(He pauses and waits for the music to stop playing.)
JK: Alright, I have had enough of this shit. First I had my old rival Jason Cane talking like I haven't kicked his ass before, I guess you got a short memory "pal". Then I had some smart-mouthed ass-kissing security guard running his mouth, so I had to deal with him. Now management is giving me a lame ass fine for "unprovoked assault". Fuck that! I told you all that I was extreme and I wasn't fucking kidding. I am the King of Extreme, the baddest dog in the yard, and if you don't believe me ask any unfortunate punk who has stepped into squared circle with me. And to make matters worse now I got some pill-popping retard from the loony bin claiming he's the main attraction. I got news for you buddy, you may think you're the big shit, but you're not even in my league. I am the one and only Johnny Kaos.
(He pauses soaking in the boos from the crowd.)
JK: If you think I am going to be scared of some diary-writing dinosaur who thinks he is gonna make a comeback at my expense, you got another thing coming. This Tuesday night on Side Effect, I am gonna teach you 2 lessons. Lesson number one: Humility, Anyone who walks into an organization and immediately thinks he is better than everyone else is one arrogant son of a bitch.
(Crowd boos even louder)
JK: Well it's obvious you people like this asshole for some reason but I don't give a shit.
(Crowd starts up an "asshole" chant.)
JK: Oh my god it's a miracle you people just learned a new word.
(Kaos laughs while the crowd looks confused for a moment, then starts booing again.)
JK: Black Jack you're gonna learn a lesson that everyone else that's stepped into the ring with me has learned all too well. I lesson that I am very qualified to teach. That lesson is pain! I am gonna show you all the finer points of agony and torment. And when I finally lock in my Straitjacket, you will know all too well what pain is. For you may think I am just a "lost soul", but unfortunately for you and my "old friend" Jason Cane, you are horribly mistaken. A mistake that will cost you dearly.
(Kaos drops the mic and exits the ring while Survival of the Sickest starts playing again.)
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