Post by prozac on Mar 2, 2007 3:54:14 GMT -5
The words “March 3rd 2080” fade in on the bottom of the black screen.
We hear some funky disco type of music play as the camera fades in and sees a brown desk and a few blue folding chairs next to it on the left side like a talk show. The desk has papers all over it and stuffed animals over on the side. Behind the desk is Ritalin but he has a wig on. It’s thick slicked back black hair. Ritalin is wearing a nice button down shirts and that’s all we can see he’s wearing but we hope he is wearing more.
Ritalin:
Hi everyone I am Moma Shangbangrambadeen and today we have with me a very special somebody. He is a long time wrestler and great please everyone welcome Prozac!
We hear an applauds but we are uncertain if there’s a real crowd or if it’s a machine recoding.
The same cheery music plays as Prozac walks on the screen from the left. Prozac is also wearing a wig but this like Prozac’s hair now but it’s gray. Prozac walks in hunched over and walking kind of slow. He stops and looks behind the camera where if there is a crows that’s where it would be. He flexes in that direction and we here the cheers and clapping get a little louder. The he extend his hand to Moma(Ritalin) who greets his hand to shake it. Prozac takes a seat and smile.
Ritalin:
WOW SIMPLY WOW WHAT A TREAT IT IS TO HAVE YOU HERE.
Prozac:
No problem it’s great to be here.
The crowd noises now die down slowly before completely stopping.
Ritalin:
WELL I MUST SAY YOU LOOK GREAT.
Prozac:
Thank you and I feel great.
Ritalin:
AI AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
Prozac looks around looking a little confused.
Prozac:
Why are you still yelling? The crowd stopped cheering I can here you fine.
Ritalin:
PH I JUST LIKE TO HEAR MYSELF TALK.
Prozac raises his eyebrows and then lightly laughs.
Ritalin:
WELL LET ME ASK STRIGHT OFF. HOW DO YOU DO IT? YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR YEARS AND EVEN WITH AGING YOU KEEP GOING.
Prozac:
Well you see I am 84 years old and my doctors tell me not to wrestle. They think it would be bad for my prosthetics. I have 2 prosthetic knees, I have a prosthetic hip, and I have prosthetic balls, My doctors feel that when I do a big move my balls my fall out.
Ritalin:
WELL THAT WOULD BE BAD CAUSE THEN SOMEONE MIGHT TRIP OVER THEM AND GET HURT.
Moma(Ritalin) laughs and we here the “crowd” laugh too, Prozac just sits with a smile on his face looking at Moma and waiting for him to finish laughing. The “crowd stops but Moma keeps laughing. Prozac cheery face soon turns into an annoyed one.
Prozac:
Ok that’s enough.
Ritalin:
OH SORRY BUT THAT WAS TO FUNNY, AM I RIGHT?
Prozac:
Sure.
Ritalin starts moving papers around the desk trying to look like he knows what he is doing
Ritalin:
WELL NOW I MUST ASK PROZAC WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU.
Prozac:
Well what next is I have to handle some lawsuits against me.
Ritalin:
OH YES I HEARED ABOUT THAT. WHAT IS IT 17 CASES OF SEXURAL HARRASEMENT AND THIGNS OF THAT NATURE.
Prozac:
Yeah but hey I’m a horny old man can’t people just let a few little touches slide.
Ritalin:
NO RESPECT ANYMORE
Ritalin shrugs his shoulders and Prozac shakes his head.
Prozac:
Nope no respect, none.
Ritalin:
WELL PROZAC WE KNOW ALL THE FREAT THINGS YOU HAVE DONE AND YOUR PROUD OF THEM BUT WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW IS OUTSIDE OF WRESTLINH WHAT ARE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE AND OR PROUD OF?
Prozac:
Well I have seen the musical Cats close to one hundred times.
Ritalin:
AMAZING SIMPLY AMAZING, DO YOUR SKILLS HACE LIMITS?
Prozac leans back in his chair and a slight grin forms on his face.
Prozac:
Nope.
Ritalin:
OK NOW ABOUT YOUR NEXT MATCH. THE MEDS ARE FACING THE GRANDCHILDREN OF THOR AND VERSAGE. NOW IT WAS BACK IN MARCH 2007 THAT YOU FACED THOR AND VERSAGE SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHT ABOUT NOW FACING THERE GRAND CHILDREN 76 YEARS LATER?
Prozac:
Well I really don’t know how I feel. I guess I have the honor of smacking around them just like I did there grandparents years ago.
Ritalin:
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THEM?
Prozac:
Yes there is.
Prozac stands up and walks over near the camera and only from his chest up can be seen.
Prozac:
If you two are anything like your grandparents you will not win because your grandparents failed to understand what they were up against and I will tell you like I have always said. YOU CAN’T BEAT WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Prozac flexes and you hear noises, two tings and Prozac looks down.
Prozac:
Oh no my balls.
You see Prozac run to the left of the screen.
Scene fades.
We hear some funky disco type of music play as the camera fades in and sees a brown desk and a few blue folding chairs next to it on the left side like a talk show. The desk has papers all over it and stuffed animals over on the side. Behind the desk is Ritalin but he has a wig on. It’s thick slicked back black hair. Ritalin is wearing a nice button down shirts and that’s all we can see he’s wearing but we hope he is wearing more.
Ritalin:
Hi everyone I am Moma Shangbangrambadeen and today we have with me a very special somebody. He is a long time wrestler and great please everyone welcome Prozac!
We hear an applauds but we are uncertain if there’s a real crowd or if it’s a machine recoding.
The same cheery music plays as Prozac walks on the screen from the left. Prozac is also wearing a wig but this like Prozac’s hair now but it’s gray. Prozac walks in hunched over and walking kind of slow. He stops and looks behind the camera where if there is a crows that’s where it would be. He flexes in that direction and we here the cheers and clapping get a little louder. The he extend his hand to Moma(Ritalin) who greets his hand to shake it. Prozac takes a seat and smile.
Ritalin:
WOW SIMPLY WOW WHAT A TREAT IT IS TO HAVE YOU HERE.
Prozac:
No problem it’s great to be here.
The crowd noises now die down slowly before completely stopping.
Ritalin:
WELL I MUST SAY YOU LOOK GREAT.
Prozac:
Thank you and I feel great.
Ritalin:
AI AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
Prozac looks around looking a little confused.
Prozac:
Why are you still yelling? The crowd stopped cheering I can here you fine.
Ritalin:
PH I JUST LIKE TO HEAR MYSELF TALK.
Prozac raises his eyebrows and then lightly laughs.
Ritalin:
WELL LET ME ASK STRIGHT OFF. HOW DO YOU DO IT? YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR YEARS AND EVEN WITH AGING YOU KEEP GOING.
Prozac:
Well you see I am 84 years old and my doctors tell me not to wrestle. They think it would be bad for my prosthetics. I have 2 prosthetic knees, I have a prosthetic hip, and I have prosthetic balls, My doctors feel that when I do a big move my balls my fall out.
Ritalin:
WELL THAT WOULD BE BAD CAUSE THEN SOMEONE MIGHT TRIP OVER THEM AND GET HURT.
Moma(Ritalin) laughs and we here the “crowd” laugh too, Prozac just sits with a smile on his face looking at Moma and waiting for him to finish laughing. The “crowd stops but Moma keeps laughing. Prozac cheery face soon turns into an annoyed one.
Prozac:
Ok that’s enough.
Ritalin:
OH SORRY BUT THAT WAS TO FUNNY, AM I RIGHT?
Prozac:
Sure.
Ritalin starts moving papers around the desk trying to look like he knows what he is doing
Ritalin:
WELL NOW I MUST ASK PROZAC WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU.
Prozac:
Well what next is I have to handle some lawsuits against me.
Ritalin:
OH YES I HEARED ABOUT THAT. WHAT IS IT 17 CASES OF SEXURAL HARRASEMENT AND THIGNS OF THAT NATURE.
Prozac:
Yeah but hey I’m a horny old man can’t people just let a few little touches slide.
Ritalin:
NO RESPECT ANYMORE
Ritalin shrugs his shoulders and Prozac shakes his head.
Prozac:
Nope no respect, none.
Ritalin:
WELL PROZAC WE KNOW ALL THE FREAT THINGS YOU HAVE DONE AND YOUR PROUD OF THEM BUT WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW IS OUTSIDE OF WRESTLINH WHAT ARE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE AND OR PROUD OF?
Prozac:
Well I have seen the musical Cats close to one hundred times.
Ritalin:
AMAZING SIMPLY AMAZING, DO YOUR SKILLS HACE LIMITS?
Prozac leans back in his chair and a slight grin forms on his face.
Prozac:
Nope.
Ritalin:
OK NOW ABOUT YOUR NEXT MATCH. THE MEDS ARE FACING THE GRANDCHILDREN OF THOR AND VERSAGE. NOW IT WAS BACK IN MARCH 2007 THAT YOU FACED THOR AND VERSAGE SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHT ABOUT NOW FACING THERE GRAND CHILDREN 76 YEARS LATER?
Prozac:
Well I really don’t know how I feel. I guess I have the honor of smacking around them just like I did there grandparents years ago.
Ritalin:
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THEM?
Prozac:
Yes there is.
Prozac stands up and walks over near the camera and only from his chest up can be seen.
Prozac:
If you two are anything like your grandparents you will not win because your grandparents failed to understand what they were up against and I will tell you like I have always said. YOU CAN’T BEAT WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Prozac flexes and you hear noises, two tings and Prozac looks down.
Prozac:
Oh no my balls.
You see Prozac run to the left of the screen.
Scene fades.