Post by b3rt77 on Mar 1, 2007 20:21:23 GMT -5
Scene opens in a warehouse type building that we recognize. It's the same building seen before when Ritalin was fighting a guy and Prozac was coaching it. We see the same ring and again there are people fighting in it. This time Prozac is fighting a guy and Ritalin is standing on the apron. Ritalin is wearing a white T-shirt, camo colored cargo pants and white shoes. The man fighting Prozac is the same size as Prozac and he is bleeding form his nose while Prozac's left eye is swollen. The two men are locked up in a test of strength type hold.
The song Rattlin bog by Authority Zero is blasting through a sound system. For some strange reason both Ritalin and Prozac always listen to that song while they train.
Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Ritalin:
Come on. Rob you doing fine and Danny your looking good too.
Now, in this bog,
There was a tree,
A rare tree,
A rattlin' tree,
The tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
The man named Danny knees Prozac in the gut and pushes him away. Danny throws a punch but it is counted by a arm drag by Prozac. Prozac doesn’t let go of the arm though and quickly locks in a triangle choke.
Now, on this tree,
There was a limb,
A rare limb,
A rattlin' limb,
The limb on the tree,
And the tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
Ritalin:
Ok good Rob. Danny look for a opening or weak spot in his legs and push out.
About 15 seconds into the hold the man taps out.
Now, on this limb,
There was a branch,
A rare branch,
A rattlin' branch,
The branch on the limb,
And the limb on the tree,
And the tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
Ritalin:
YOU TA.....YOU....YOU TAPPED.
Ritalin hits the button on the stereo to stop the song then jumps into the ring and rushes over to the guy. His face is a little red and you can see veins starting to pop out.
Ritalin:
YOU TAPPED WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU DONT EVER GIVE UP EVER YOU HEAR ME EVER.
The man named Danny is still laying on the ground. He’s holding his arm and tried to catch his breath.
Man(Danny):
Sorry
Ritalin looks at Prozac and smiles.
Ritalin:
He's sorry
Ritalin scratches his head
Ritalin:
I'm gonna kill him.
Ritalin turns around and jumps at the man but Prozac grabs Ritalin and holds him back.
Ritalin:
Let go he wants to tap and I am going to give him a reason to give up.
The man crawls back backwards towards the corner to put some distance between him and Ritalin.
Danny:
I'm sorry.
Ritalin:
Sorry is not good enough. You don’t ever give up I have never gave up in any match and I don’t think I ever will. Prozac is the same we both know you keep fighting if you lose it should be because you were knocked out but you never ever give up. You wanted our help training and you give up. Rob please let go please let me kill him.
Prozac:
No man just let it go save it for Side Effect.
Ritalin:
Oh don’t worry I am pumped for that.
Prozac:
Good well I wanted to talk about it again anyway. Danny go take a breather.
Ritalin:
Don't go too far I'm not done with you.
The man uses the ropes to help himself up. He then slowly gets out of the ring and walks away while Ritalin and Prozac stand in the corner and talk. While they talk you can really here excitement in there voices but above all else you hear readiness.
Prozac:
Our first tag match in XVI, I cant wait.
Ritalin:
Oh I hear you man. Without a doubt I cant wait either.
Prozac:
The Meds will do the same here as we always do. Have fun and kick the shit out of people
Ritalin:
Oh of cause it will always be the same with us. We go to whatever lengths necessary, go out there do whatever is needed and have fun while we are at it.
Prozac:
Yup. Ok now, so what’s on our things to do list before the match?
Ritalin looks at the ground and licks his lips as he thinks.
Ritalin:
Well lets see we are helping this guy our for another hour then we have speed training, endurance training cause we already got strength and all the other training done with, then we are either going to party or just hang around playing games to relax the night before the day of the match.
Prozac:
Ok sounds good.
Ritalin:
Hey you mind if I finish with this guy and I’ll pay for lunch.
Prozac:
And have you take away my fun.
Ritalin:
I'll Rock, Paper, Scissor you for it.
Prozac:
Fine
Scene fades on Ritalin and Prozac playing Rock, paper, Scissors
Scene reopens in that same gym We see a pretty angry Ritalin fighting that guy Danny that tapped out when he was fighting Rob. Prozac is on the apron of the ring trying his best to control Ritalin without interfering so he can train, but Ritalin is seriously hurting this kid Danny. Ritalin hasn’t even have a scratch on him but for the other kid Danny is another story, the busted nose that he got while fighting Prozac is really gushing blood. You can tell the match hasn’t been going that long as evidence from no sweat on Bert. Bert I wearing the same outfit as earlier but without the T-shirt.
Prozac:
I think your going to kill him.
Ritalin:
Good!
Ritalin continues beating Danny in the face with hard rights and lefts. Danny looks to scared to fight back. Ritalin then lifts Danny up and lets him stumble around dazed for a second before nailing him with a spear.
Prozac:
That’s it I’m calling it. (Laughing) Ok Cleary your winner…Ritalin. I think you might have hurt him.
Ritalin:
Sorry but maybe that will teach him not to tap while we are trying to teach him.
Danny is laying on his side holding his chest. He is relentlessly trying to catch his breath. His blood is staining the mat. Bert and Rob stand over in the corner. Bert is much more relaxed now.
Prozac:
Just do that in the match.
Ritalin:
Oh I plan on doing that and more. No way am II letting us lose our first tag match on XVI without a fight.
Prozac:
Good, now let’s check on him because he really hasn’t moved.
Scene fades with Ritalin and Prozac checking on Danny.
The song Rattlin bog by Authority Zero is blasting through a sound system. For some strange reason both Ritalin and Prozac always listen to that song while they train.
Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Ritalin:
Come on. Rob you doing fine and Danny your looking good too.
Now, in this bog,
There was a tree,
A rare tree,
A rattlin' tree,
The tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
The man named Danny knees Prozac in the gut and pushes him away. Danny throws a punch but it is counted by a arm drag by Prozac. Prozac doesn’t let go of the arm though and quickly locks in a triangle choke.
Now, on this tree,
There was a limb,
A rare limb,
A rattlin' limb,
The limb on the tree,
And the tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
Ritalin:
Ok good Rob. Danny look for a opening or weak spot in his legs and push out.
About 15 seconds into the hold the man taps out.
Now, on this limb,
There was a branch,
A rare branch,
A rattlin' branch,
The branch on the limb,
And the limb on the tree,
And the tree in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
Ritalin:
YOU TA.....YOU....YOU TAPPED.
Ritalin hits the button on the stereo to stop the song then jumps into the ring and rushes over to the guy. His face is a little red and you can see veins starting to pop out.
Ritalin:
YOU TAPPED WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU DONT EVER GIVE UP EVER YOU HEAR ME EVER.
The man named Danny is still laying on the ground. He’s holding his arm and tried to catch his breath.
Man(Danny):
Sorry
Ritalin looks at Prozac and smiles.
Ritalin:
He's sorry
Ritalin scratches his head
Ritalin:
I'm gonna kill him.
Ritalin turns around and jumps at the man but Prozac grabs Ritalin and holds him back.
Ritalin:
Let go he wants to tap and I am going to give him a reason to give up.
The man crawls back backwards towards the corner to put some distance between him and Ritalin.
Danny:
I'm sorry.
Ritalin:
Sorry is not good enough. You don’t ever give up I have never gave up in any match and I don’t think I ever will. Prozac is the same we both know you keep fighting if you lose it should be because you were knocked out but you never ever give up. You wanted our help training and you give up. Rob please let go please let me kill him.
Prozac:
No man just let it go save it for Side Effect.
Ritalin:
Oh don’t worry I am pumped for that.
Prozac:
Good well I wanted to talk about it again anyway. Danny go take a breather.
Ritalin:
Don't go too far I'm not done with you.
The man uses the ropes to help himself up. He then slowly gets out of the ring and walks away while Ritalin and Prozac stand in the corner and talk. While they talk you can really here excitement in there voices but above all else you hear readiness.
Prozac:
Our first tag match in XVI, I cant wait.
Ritalin:
Oh I hear you man. Without a doubt I cant wait either.
Prozac:
The Meds will do the same here as we always do. Have fun and kick the shit out of people
Ritalin:
Oh of cause it will always be the same with us. We go to whatever lengths necessary, go out there do whatever is needed and have fun while we are at it.
Prozac:
Yup. Ok now, so what’s on our things to do list before the match?
Ritalin looks at the ground and licks his lips as he thinks.
Ritalin:
Well lets see we are helping this guy our for another hour then we have speed training, endurance training cause we already got strength and all the other training done with, then we are either going to party or just hang around playing games to relax the night before the day of the match.
Prozac:
Ok sounds good.
Ritalin:
Hey you mind if I finish with this guy and I’ll pay for lunch.
Prozac:
And have you take away my fun.
Ritalin:
I'll Rock, Paper, Scissor you for it.
Prozac:
Fine
Scene fades on Ritalin and Prozac playing Rock, paper, Scissors
Scene reopens in that same gym We see a pretty angry Ritalin fighting that guy Danny that tapped out when he was fighting Rob. Prozac is on the apron of the ring trying his best to control Ritalin without interfering so he can train, but Ritalin is seriously hurting this kid Danny. Ritalin hasn’t even have a scratch on him but for the other kid Danny is another story, the busted nose that he got while fighting Prozac is really gushing blood. You can tell the match hasn’t been going that long as evidence from no sweat on Bert. Bert I wearing the same outfit as earlier but without the T-shirt.
Prozac:
I think your going to kill him.
Ritalin:
Good!
Ritalin continues beating Danny in the face with hard rights and lefts. Danny looks to scared to fight back. Ritalin then lifts Danny up and lets him stumble around dazed for a second before nailing him with a spear.
Prozac:
That’s it I’m calling it. (Laughing) Ok Cleary your winner…Ritalin. I think you might have hurt him.
Ritalin:
Sorry but maybe that will teach him not to tap while we are trying to teach him.
Danny is laying on his side holding his chest. He is relentlessly trying to catch his breath. His blood is staining the mat. Bert and Rob stand over in the corner. Bert is much more relaxed now.
Prozac:
Just do that in the match.
Ritalin:
Oh I plan on doing that and more. No way am II letting us lose our first tag match on XVI without a fight.
Prozac:
Good, now let’s check on him because he really hasn’t moved.
Scene fades with Ritalin and Prozac checking on Danny.