Post by b3rt77 on Feb 24, 2007 19:37:23 GMT -5
The camera fades in a small room somewhere. It fades in to reveal a black leather chair, facing away from the camera. Someone is sitting in the chair but we don’t know who it is at this time. We see three more chairs placed it front of the one facing away from us. Just then three men walk in the picture and each take a seat in the three empty chairs.
Voice:
Are you all here?
The voice from the chair is heard as the three men just sit down.
Voice 2:
We are.
Voice:
Then let us begin.
The chair wheels around to show Ritalin. He puts his elbows on the arm rests,
Voice:
Well as you know a lot of interviewers have been trying to get a word with you or Prozac or both of you after you won the titles.
Ritalin:
Yup and I chose you three at random from the many interviewers. And I promised one of you a full interview with both me and Prozac.
Interviewer 1:
So this is a contest?
Ritalin:
Yes.
Interviewer 2:
Ok well, how are we going to decide who wins the contest?
Ritalin:
Well you will each ask one question, and I will answer it so you are all getting a little interview because I am just a nice guy like that. But anyway I will choose who asked the best question and that person will be the one that gets the full interview from The Meds.
Interviewer 2:
Sounds easy enough. Who goes first?
Ritalin points to the interviewer farthest to his right.
Ritalin:
Then we will go in a line of how you are sitting.
Interviewer 3:
Saving the best for last.
Ritalin laughs then he looks at the first interviewer.
Ritalin:
Go on.
Ijnterviewer 1:
Ritalin my question to you is where do you see yourself this time next year?
Ritalin:
That's a good question.
The interviewer smiles and nods his head before grinning at the other two.
Ritalin:
Hmm I see myself exactly as I am now. Maybe not sitting here being interviewed by three interviewers at the same time but rather still beign a wrestler. Maybe I will even pick up some gold by this time next year.
Now I have my first match coming up and it’s a fatale 5 way. As you know I have been in a few matches like this so it’s not something new. But I will say I like these matches they bring such a fun challenge to the field.
Interviewer 2:
Ok my turn. Ritalin...your team has accomplished a lot since you have been in the wrestling. The Meds are still undefeated. I for one line both you and Prozac up as some of the most impressive in the current roster, but I want to know how you stack The Meds up against current team or teams from the past in wrestling.
Ritalin:
Another good question.
The interviewer grins.
Ritalin:
I can’t really compare The Meds to any team that was in or is in wrestling. The Meds are unique. We are a team that no one has ever seen before and we will do things no has ever seen before.
The Meds are also good at keeping there word and we promise to be one of the best teams to ever set foot in that ring and we will be.
So the question was how do I stack The Meds up to other teams…well I don’t want to say we are better YET but I will say we are different.
Interviewer 3:
Ok. My question. Ritalin if I offered to buy you a couple slices of pizza would you accept it?
The two other interviewers slowly turn their heads to look at the third.
Ritalin:
Sure. Are you going to though?
Interviewer 3:
You want to go right now?
Ritalin:
Ok!
Ritalin and the interviewer get up and begin to leave the room. The other two interviewers eyes follow them to the door. The expression on their faces is priceless. It takes a second before one of the interviewers spits out.
Interviewer 2:
So that's it? That's your question?
Interviewer 3:
Yup.
Ritalin:
Ok let's go. Did you know I liked your question best?
The last few words are muffled as the door closes. Interviewer 1 and 2 stare at each other before holding their heads in their hands
Scene fades
Voice:
Are you all here?
The voice from the chair is heard as the three men just sit down.
Voice 2:
We are.
Voice:
Then let us begin.
The chair wheels around to show Ritalin. He puts his elbows on the arm rests,
Voice:
Well as you know a lot of interviewers have been trying to get a word with you or Prozac or both of you after you won the titles.
Ritalin:
Yup and I chose you three at random from the many interviewers. And I promised one of you a full interview with both me and Prozac.
Interviewer 1:
So this is a contest?
Ritalin:
Yes.
Interviewer 2:
Ok well, how are we going to decide who wins the contest?
Ritalin:
Well you will each ask one question, and I will answer it so you are all getting a little interview because I am just a nice guy like that. But anyway I will choose who asked the best question and that person will be the one that gets the full interview from The Meds.
Interviewer 2:
Sounds easy enough. Who goes first?
Ritalin points to the interviewer farthest to his right.
Ritalin:
Then we will go in a line of how you are sitting.
Interviewer 3:
Saving the best for last.
Ritalin laughs then he looks at the first interviewer.
Ritalin:
Go on.
Ijnterviewer 1:
Ritalin my question to you is where do you see yourself this time next year?
Ritalin:
That's a good question.
The interviewer smiles and nods his head before grinning at the other two.
Ritalin:
Hmm I see myself exactly as I am now. Maybe not sitting here being interviewed by three interviewers at the same time but rather still beign a wrestler. Maybe I will even pick up some gold by this time next year.
Now I have my first match coming up and it’s a fatale 5 way. As you know I have been in a few matches like this so it’s not something new. But I will say I like these matches they bring such a fun challenge to the field.
Interviewer 2:
Ok my turn. Ritalin...your team has accomplished a lot since you have been in the wrestling. The Meds are still undefeated. I for one line both you and Prozac up as some of the most impressive in the current roster, but I want to know how you stack The Meds up against current team or teams from the past in wrestling.
Ritalin:
Another good question.
The interviewer grins.
Ritalin:
I can’t really compare The Meds to any team that was in or is in wrestling. The Meds are unique. We are a team that no one has ever seen before and we will do things no has ever seen before.
The Meds are also good at keeping there word and we promise to be one of the best teams to ever set foot in that ring and we will be.
So the question was how do I stack The Meds up to other teams…well I don’t want to say we are better YET but I will say we are different.
Interviewer 3:
Ok. My question. Ritalin if I offered to buy you a couple slices of pizza would you accept it?
The two other interviewers slowly turn their heads to look at the third.
Ritalin:
Sure. Are you going to though?
Interviewer 3:
You want to go right now?
Ritalin:
Ok!
Ritalin and the interviewer get up and begin to leave the room. The other two interviewers eyes follow them to the door. The expression on their faces is priceless. It takes a second before one of the interviewers spits out.
Interviewer 2:
So that's it? That's your question?
Interviewer 3:
Yup.
Ritalin:
Ok let's go. Did you know I liked your question best?
The last few words are muffled as the door closes. Interviewer 1 and 2 stare at each other before holding their heads in their hands
Scene fades