Post by The VNB on Jun 13, 2007 16:26:51 GMT -5
The XVI-Tron lights up with static for 5 seconds... Click... A XVI logo pulses briefly on the screen before it is replaced with a new logo, A logo of "The Unholy Union"... Click... The XVI-Tron fades in to one half of The XVI World Tag Team Champions, Jihad Sullivan's throne room, Where The VNB celebration continues after capturing The Tag Team Titles. The wine flows freely, And music plays through the room as the servants dance.
You see that Jihad is sitting proudly upon his throne as per usual, And you also see that the throne next to him remains unoccupied. Now, Even though the festive atmosphere, You see that Jihad seems somewhat agitated as he begins to speak...
Jihad ~ I must confess, I have absolutely no idea where to even begin. This week, Within The XVI, Had to be the most mind numbingly boring week in the history of this great federation. Basically, All this week consisted of was Jordan Glass telling anyone who would listen, How great and unbeatable he is. And not only that, We have all had to endure his ravings that "He is taking over" The XVI...
Jihad pauses for a moment to simply shrug and slightly shake his head. And then, Giving off a slight laugh..
Jihad ~ Jordan, You... Saying YOU are taking over The XVI. Is tantamount to Eugene, Saying he is taking over The WWE. Laughable... At best. As I said just mere days ago, You will take over The XVI... When The Unholy Union says so, And not a moment before, Understand?
So, After having to suffer through Jordan's inept ramblings, I thought that perhaps this weeks Side Effect would bring us all some much needed salvation... But alas no, It was a snorefest, To say the very least. Topped only by the announcement of next weeks Side Effect where the Main Event will be pitting Szaban, Against none other than... That's right, You guessed it... Jordan Glass.
Have to admit, I am finding it quite hard to actually find some one to pull for in the match up. Perhaps... Yes, I will pull for the referee. If we are all lucky, The ref will go totally postal in this match, And rid us all of these two imbecilc morons.
Again pausing, Jihad looks around his throne room at the celebration that continues. And then smiling, He continues...
Jihad ~ But perhaps ever more so annoying than all this boredom, Is all these unanswered questions that I feel that are revolving around The XVI...
First off... The King Of The Ring. Now, Could someone explain to me why Halo and myself were not involved in this little endeavor? I mean, Just who are "Ticker", "The Kobra" and "Prozac"? Don't you think the fans of The XVI would like to see some "name" wrestlers in The King Of The Ring and not some group of "B-Card" wrestlers? But no matter I guess, It is common knowledge that if either Halo or I were involved, We would have unquestionably won...
And yet another question... It has been a over a week now that The XVI crowned itself new Tag Team Champions. And still yet, No one has stepped forward to challenge us. Why is that? Do you find "The Unholy Union" that unbeatable, That you have all decided not to even bother... Pitiful...
And that brings me to yet, Another question... Why, Are The World Tag Team Champion's, Not defending their Championships at the next Pay Per View? Instead... One half of Tag Team Champion's, Myself... Is being forced into yet another match with Matt Szaban, A man that I defeated handily just mere weeks ago. For a shot at a Championship, That I have no interest in? I am sorry... That just makes very little sense to me...
And now, That brings me to yet another question. The question surrounds The XVI World Championship. As it appears right now, The World Championship picture consists of four people. Matt Szaban, Jordan Glass, Makaveli, And yours truly...
Abruptly, Jihad then stands from his throne. And then, Looking dead into the lense of the camera, With a most serious look upon his face he growls...
Jihad ~ And this, It the question I want answered the most. Why isn't Halo involved in The World Title equation?
Could someone please tell me how it is possible, That a woman who has the capabilities to defeat the greats, Such as myself, Corpse, Morningstar, And the list goes on and on. Has never held a World Championship. And even more so has never even been considered for a chance at one? That makes me sick... It is fucking ludicrous.
Glass, Szaban... Listen to me closely and ingest my words. Whichever one of you too fools capture The XVI World Championship. Halo... If given the chance, Would beat you both... Within an inch of your miserable lives and take that Championship. Simple as that...
And again pausing to simply shake his head in disgust...
Jihad ~ Oh yes, I forgot... That, Will never happen. Because after I defeat Szaban... AGAIN. I will then go on to the next Pay Per View, Where I will then defeat Glass, And once again capture The World Championship, That I have no interest in...
Do you see where I am going with this? It just makes... No sense whatsoever.
And then turning to once again face his throne, His back now to The XVI Cameras. Jihad again pauses and...
Jihad ~ And yes... One last question that needs to be addressed. And that question is for...
And then, Abruptly turning back to face the cameras...
Jihad ~ Makaveli...
Did you honestly think I would go this entire interview without addressing you even once? Side Effect, June 5th 2007... My my, Didn't you suddenly become brazen for such a small, Insignificant little man? Did you really think that you could talk, To The Almighty Ruler Of ALL, In such a manner that I wouldn't even respond?
Makaveli, Now consider yourself on very shaky ground with myself. You know, Better than anyone, With just a mere snap of my fingers, I could bring this very federation down to its knees... Is that what you want? Is that what you are hoping for? I suggest, The next time you speak of "The Unholy Union" you use a bit more reverence or your just might live to regret it...
And on those words, Jihad turns and makes his way back to his throne and takes a seat as the scene fades to black...
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